The Athabaskan languages are a family of languages native to North America. Currently there are about 53 of them left. They’re spoken in Alaska and northwestern Canada, in pockets of the coastal areas of Oregon and Washington, and in the south-central United States. Since Bigfoot is mostly sighted in Oregon and Washington and was apparently captured in Alaska, I woulda figured that he would speak something Athabaskan, but apparently not…
I woulda figured explained in the English notes below. #cleaningthebasement
English notes: Colloquially, one meaning of to figure is to guess or to think. Some examples:
Weh. It’s tempting to pester my friends about just wanting to talk tonight, but I figure there’s more they can do on a Friday night. ;w; Can always chat later after all~
— Noc Noc, Who’s There? @ MFF (@ChaseNocturne) November 11, 2017
I’m going to be in NYC Nov 18 & 19 and I’d like to meet up with hackers in the area. I figure grabbing some drinks on Saturday night is a good place to start, but I’m up for anything!
— ρσℓα¢ķ͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌ (@deviouspolack) November 9, 2017
I wonder how many characters Twitter is going to let me have considering I’ve been a pretty loyal tweeter over the past few years I figure they’d give me the 280 & FUCK YES I GOT 280 CHARACTERS I WILL PROBABLY NEVER USE THIS MANY CHARCATERS BUT HOW LUCKY AM I TO BE GAWARDED THIS
— Christian Leto (@LumberjackLeto) November 8, 2017
Zipf's Law 