Dear God: This morning I brushed my teeth with coffee

Dear God,

This morning I brushed my teeth with coffee because I couldn’t find any clean water.  It got me thinking how nice it would be if You would help everybody have clean water.  Don’t get me wrong–I do love coffee, and brushing your teeth with it actually works pretty well!  But, there are a lot of kids around here, and I’ll bet that it would be really nice for them to have clean water every day.

To give You some context: Guatemala does not have national-level regulation of anything related to water–availability, safety, or anything else that I’ve been able to find.  Having a water connection into your home is nowhere near universal in cities, and in rural areas, it’s less common than using a well or other naturally-occurring water source: 52% of the rural population lives in residences that are not connected to a water supply, as does 13% of the urban population (see this paper).  The groundwater here can be contaminated with arsenic, as can clay water filters.  Bacterial and viral contaminants abound–coliform bacteria, norovirus, cholera, hepatitis A, typhoid–You name it, we’ve got it.  Your children here do try to take care of themselves in this respect, but it’s technically difficult–one study here of homes that boil their drinking water found that 29% of boiled water still has unsafe levels of fecal bacteria.  (If You really wanna get freaked out, note that the clay filters that some households (and the vast majority of visitors such as myself) rely on here lose their “disinfection efficacy” over time, and there is exactly no way whatsoever to evaluate this by looking at them.)  The number of ways that Your children’s water supply can get contaminated is far larger than I would have guessed, including–ironically, I think–heavy rainfall, which can wash nasty stuff into wells.

I know that You are busy, but if You have a bit of free time on your hands, this would be a cool thing to pay attention to.  As I mentioned, brushing your teeth with coffee actually works pretty well.  But, Your children here are really trying–if You could help a bit with this and the many other medical problems that plague this country, it would be super-cool.

Yours,

Beauregard Zipf

English notes

you name it: an expression means something like anything whatsoever, anything that you can think of.  Some examples:

Dear literary community:

Take care of your fellow writers, even or especially after they’ve published a book. I’ve noticed writers disappear after the publication of a book because of self-doubt, isolation, depression, anxiety, insomnia, you name it. Reach out to them, always.💜

— Not Your Taza de Café (@dreamingauze) August 15, 2018

I find it maddening when people say they don’t drink coffee. Like WHY. HOW. I would die without coffee. And there are SO many variations to choose from. Espresso, cappuccino, latte, iced coffee, mocha, macchiato, Frappuccino you name it it is all HEAVEN

— hattie gladwell (@hatttiegladwell) August 15, 2018

“Fuck the cheating motherfucking Russians. Bastards. I hate them. I think they’re probably the worst. Fucking conniving cheating savages. At statecraft, athletics, you name it. I’m glad I’m on Team USA.” – Peter Strzok, actual patriot#standwithStrzok#showtheNYFBITexts

— scjo (@sassiscjo) August 13, 2018

I can’t wait to be known as the Sheriff of Wall Street, the Nightwatchwoman, the Avenger: you name it. The New York Attorney General must be the regulator of last resort and protect New Yorkers from financial frauds and consumer rip-offs and out of control speculators. https://t.co/nL9U6kBzvj

— Zephyr Teachout (@ZephyrTeachout) August 14, 2018

How I used it in the post: Bacterial and viral contaminants abound–coliform bacteria, norovirus, cholera, hepatitis A, typhoid–You name it, we’ve got it.  

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