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Photographer: Ivan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-01T03:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2023/09/07/ukrainian-military-nouns-by-stem-consonant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/tqjohnsheri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TQJohnSheri</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/fn5ekkqx0aiklum.png</image:loc><image:title>Fn5EKKqX0AIKLuM</image:title><image:caption>Hospitallers (Hospitalières) Medical Battalion MEDEVAC crew. Photographer: unknown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-03-11T14:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2025/02/09/as-a-combat-medic-i-ask-you-not-to-buy-this-tourniquet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/kevin-back-of-ollies-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevin-back-of-ollies-car</image:title><image:caption>En route to the front, spring of 2025</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-03-11T12:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2024/02/21/ukraine-notebook-help-us-get-you-medical-supplies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/img_8012-4029369800-e1708512045468.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_8012</image:title><image:caption>Medical team, Hospitallers Medical Battalion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-01-16T08:54:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2023/03/21/ifak-vocabulary-and-how-to-ask-for-things-in-english/</loc><lastmod>2025-01-16T08:53:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2023/03/22/spoken-english-future-tense-plus-ifak-vocabulary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/solo-ifak-open.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>SOLO-IFAK-open</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://ejsnyder.com/product/solo-ifak/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-01-16T08:52:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2023/02/15/ukraine-notebook-onboarding/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-15T12:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2023/02/09/ukraine-notebook-drivers-daily-checklist/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-09T00:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2023/01/21/ukraine-notebook-abandon-ship-protocol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/kevincraigmishapushingvan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KevinCraigMishaPushingVan</image:title><image:caption>Pushing a van out of the mud in the middle of an artillery duel, east side of Bakhmut, Ukraine. Photo by Ori Aviram.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-21T19:47:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2022/11/08/the-two-books-about-writing-that-every-grad-student-should-read/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/what-i-really-do.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>what i really do</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://hyperrhiz.io/hyperrhiz21/list-explain-think/5-grad-school-lit-review.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-08T16:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/06/08/i-dont-know-how-many-languages-do-you-speak-complexities-of-language-and-identity-in-the-ukraine/</loc><lastmod>2022-10-23T06:22:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2022/06/04/persistence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/img_1127-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1127-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-23T06:20:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2022/07/26/russian-army-against-grandmothers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/img_1624.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1624</image:title><image:caption>Old women sheltering in the refugee collection point in Lysychansk during an artillery bombardment. Source: screen shot from https://youtu.be/Oz7FIzmkKCs, by documentary filmmaker Marharyta Kurbanova of Base UA.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-23T06:19:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2022/10/04/ukraine-notebook-what-clothes-should-i-bring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/74ecd17c-b332-478b-8a69-bc3bb15adc7e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>74ecd17c-b332-478b-8a69-bc3bb15adc7e</image:title><image:caption>Photo source: maybe me, maybe not--I don't remember...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-31T15:01:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2022/10/23/ukraine-medications/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/screen-shot-2022-10-23-at-8.20.43-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2022-10-23 at 8.20.43 AM</image:title><image:caption>Photo source: https://www.purina.co.uk/articles/cats/health/dental/looking-after-cat-teeth</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-31T15:05:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/27/how-to-flunk-your-rotation-in-informatics-insights-from-burrowing-mammals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/arctic-ground-squirrel.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>arctic-ground-squirrel</image:title><image:caption>A hibernating arctic ground squirrel in the hands of a researcher. Picture source: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/arctic-squirrel-hibernation-recycle-nitrogen-b1767464.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/woodchuck_scat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woodchuck scat</image:title><image:caption>Woodchuck poo.  If you'd like to know how woodchuck poo can be relevant to your career in informatics, read on.  Picture source: http://www.harpercollege.edu/ls-hs/bio/dept/guide/gallery/evidence/scat/original/Woodchuck_Scat.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-05T14:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/09/20/heading-childhood-anxiety-off-at-the-pass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/offatthepast.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>offatthepast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-20T17:56:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/09/04/burstiness-in-language-and-the-liberation-of-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/lexical-closure-properties-of-the-h-class-tick-marks-on-the-x-axis-indicate-increments.png</image:loc><image:title>Lexical-closure-properties-of-the-H-class-Tick-marks-on-the-x-axis-indicate-increments</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-21T20:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/08/30/how-were-sounding-stupid-today-on-the-propriety-of-examples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ap_20159693022361.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>APTOPIX Tropical Weather</image:title><image:caption>Rudy Horvath walks out of his home, a boathouse in the West End section of New Orleans, as it takes on water a from storm surge in Lake Pontchartrain in advance of Tropical Storm Cristobal, Sunday, June 7, 2020. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-30T15:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/07/20/computational-linguistics-and-misinformation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/screen-shot-2021-07-20-at-10.04.32-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2021-07-20 at 10.04.32 AM</image:title><image:caption>Source: New York Times, https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/13/science/putin-russia-disinformation-health-coronavirus.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-20T19:20:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/06/12/how-to-learn-conjugation-the-kaqchikel-edition-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/sara-c.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sara-c</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://assembly.malala.org/stories/kaqchikel-artist-guatemala</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-12T02:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/06/12/how-to-learn-conjugation-the-kaqchikel-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/3d9effdae435bc604fa90d18f9c12f2e.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>3d9effdae435bc604fa90d18f9c12f2e</image:title><image:caption>Kaqchikel women from San Marcos La Laguna, in the Lake Atitlán area. These women participated in a micro-lending program that has enabled them to go into the business of selling fabric that they make at home. Picture source: https://www.kiva.org/lend/1354882?minimal=false</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-12T00:24:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/06/09/watch-out-for-limbo-dancers/</loc><lastmod>2021-06-09T20:03:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/06/03/how-computational-linguists-think-about-birds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/bird-syrinx.png</image:loc><image:title>bird-syrinx</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://zhejiangopterus.wordpress.com/2020/01/25/the-evolution-of-stem-bird-vocalization/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-03T15:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/05/26/what-computational-li-guises-actually-do-all-day-mutual-information-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/img_6253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6253</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-26T17:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/05/08/stupid-questions-the-paris-metro-and-some-vocabulary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/jacques-prevert-1155375-jpg_1028270_660x281.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jacques-prevert-1155375-jpg_1028270_660x281</image:title><image:caption>One of the last photographs of Jacques Prévert, taken in 1977.  Copyright: Agence France Presse. Where I found it: https://www.lepoint.fr/culture/ecouter-prevert-et-mourir-08-03-2013-1637502_3.php</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-08T15:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/02/04/pictures-worth-a-thousand-definitions/</loc><lastmod>2021-02-04T22:25:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2021/01/19/luis-de-lions-el-enfermo-and-our-responsibilities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/luis_de_liocc81n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luis_de_Lión</image:title><image:caption>Luis de Lión, Guatemalan poet. 
By Source, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=56305096</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-20T15:48:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/12/30/ashi-waza-with-zombies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/de-ashi-barai-1024x355-1.png</image:loc><image:title>de-ashi-barai-1024x355</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://mundojudo.com/ashiwaza-tecnicas-de-piernas/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-17T22:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/12/29/a-paw-a-questing-nose-ursula-k-le-guins-company/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/ursula_le_guin_3551195631_cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ursula_Le_Guin_(3551195631)_(cropped)</image:title><image:caption>By Oregon State University - Ursula Le Guin, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=89862997</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-29T13:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/12/21/haunted-by-what-i-did-english-irregular-verbs-and-some-metaphors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/bespoke-conversation_how-to-talk-to-your-tailor_mohanscustomtailors.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bespoke-Conversation_How-To-Talk-To-Your-Tailor_MohansCustomTailors</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://mohancustomtailors.com/2019/10/15/tips-for-talking-to-your-tailor/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-21T14:33:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/12/11/how-to-get-a-masters-degree-in-computational-linguistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/l-karniesbogen_keystone.png</image:loc><image:title>L-Karniesbogen_(keystone)</image:title><image:caption>Provenance information from Wikimedia: "This image comes from the Lexikon der gesamten Technik (dictionary of technology) from 1904 by Otto Lueger."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-11T22:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/11/26/learn-english-with-zombies-oral-comprehension-of-american-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/day-of-the-dead-best-zombie-kill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>day-of-the-dead-best-zombie-kill</image:title><image:caption>Picture from the movie Day of the Dead, courtesy of the Den of Geek web site.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-27T20:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/11/23/the-navy-seals-broke-into-tears-irregular-past-tense-verbs-in-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/27seals-trophy-superjumbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27SEALS-trophy-superJumbo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-23T20:36:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/09/07/covered-with-baking-soda-and-water-paste/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/difference-bees-hornets-wasps-yellow-jacket-raleigh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>difference-bees-hornets-wasps-yellow-jacket-raleigh</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Colorado Allergies and Asthma Center.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-14T19:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/07/09/subjunctives-in-english-and-elsewhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screen-shot-2020-07-09-at-5.33.57-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-07-09 at 5.33.57 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/parisianismes-imparfait-subjonctif.png</image:loc><image:title>parisianismes-imparfait-subjonctif</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-09T15:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/07/01/computational-linguists-global-pandemics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screen-shot-2020-07-01-at-02.36.28.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-07-01 at 02.36.28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/screen-shot-2020-07-01-at-02.34.52.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-07-01 at 02.34.52</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-01T09:22:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/06/19/to-and-fro-villon-ballade-des-pendus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/104434540_10223982017045249_710893087064811330_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>104434540_10223982017045249_710893087064811330_n</image:title><image:caption>Source: unknown
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-02T20:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/05/17/graham-crackers-auto-insurance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/graham-crackers.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>graham crackers</image:title><image:caption>Commercially-made graham crackers, FAR more common than the homemade kind. Picture source: https://www.costco.com/honey-maid-graham-crackers-14.4-oz%2C-4-count.product.100369056.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/1c5a0416-683x1024-1.png</image:loc><image:title>1C5A0416-683x1024</image:title><image:caption>A homemade graham cracker. Picture source: https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/homemade-graham-crackers/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/000204669.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>000204669</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.heb.com/product-detail/keebler-graham-cracker-crumbs/204669</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-19T14:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/05/15/oral-comprehension-of-english-numbers-ranges-of-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/normal-ranges-for-immune-cell-numbers-in-the-circulation-of-human-adults-number-of.png</image:loc><image:title>Normal-ranges-for-immune-cell-numbers-in-the-circulation-of-human-adults-Number-of</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://images.app.goo.gl/xM6aNw2bNEXe21q27</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-16T03:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/05/14/work-in-a-time-of-plague/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/img_2247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2247</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-14T19:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/05/10/coronavirus-binge-watching-into-the-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/mcdo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mcdo</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/03/15/mcdonalds-tests-mobile-ordering-before-national-rollout/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-11T01:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/05/05/coronavirus-entertainment-tattooing-yourself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/chris-woodhead-6-e1588015611832.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>chris-woodhead-6-e1588015611832</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://nypost.com/2020/04/28/man-gives-himself-tattoo-a-day-in-lockdown-runs-out-of-skin/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-05T12:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/12/why-are-some-people-good-at-learning-languages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/itchy-feet-two-beers-a17e56417c88a674e0fd712fcbce8a39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>itchy feet two beers a17e56417c88a674e0fd712fcbce8a39</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-01T10:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/04/25/fiche-le-camp-jack-english-idiomatic-expressions-with-to-hit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/img_1817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1817</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-25T19:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/06/prevert-pater-noster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/izis-jacques-precc81vert-paris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izis-jacques-prévert,-paris</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Izis (1911–1980).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-07T09:33:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/04/06/prevert-and-les-mysteres-de-paris-best-vocabulary-word-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/660ab88c8a67592785a5e888db2305d6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>660ab88c8a67592785a5e888db2305d6</image:title><image:caption>Mystères de Paris bedside toilet. Picture source: Meubliz.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ffd1437339d98390438b8a74f1394eb3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ffd1437339d98390438b8a74f1394eb3</image:title><image:caption>A Dutch-made mystères de Paris bedside toilet from 1850. Source: Meubliz.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ff47b35bd24e18605d4b2e36846b57b9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ff47b35bd24e18605d4b2e36846b57b9</image:title><image:caption>Mystères de Paris bedside toilet. Source: Meubliz.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/73c4f421c8f5c02d972a939c5f656b7c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>73c4f421c8f5c02d972a939c5f656b7c</image:title><image:caption>Mystères de Paris bedside toilet. Source: Meubliz.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-24T02:01:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/04/04/the-official-zipfs-law-souvenir-face-mask/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/60771810252__e934c4f0-12c7-44d6-9725-5271e5ab0f76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>60771810252__e934c4f0-12c7-44d6-9725-5271e5ab0f76</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/60771807020__2317dc77-098c-4498-9ed4-c9da10f6799f-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>60771807020__2317dc77-098c-4498-9ed4-c9da10f6799f-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/60771807020__2317dc77-098c-4498-9ed4-c9da10f6799f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>60771807020__2317dc77-098c-4498-9ed4-c9da10f6799f</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-05T02:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/04/04/american-english-listening-practice-how-to-make-a-face-mask/</loc><lastmod>2020-04-05T15:20:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/03/25/computational-linguistics-during-lockdown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3799.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3799</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3798.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3798</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3797.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3797</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3796.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3796</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3795.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3795</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3794.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3794</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_3793.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3793</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-17T16:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/03/21/computational-linguistics-and-the-covid-19-coronavirus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/acl-insignia.png</image:loc><image:title>acl-insignia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-21T17:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/03/13/coup-de-grace-don-marquiss-freddy-the-rat-perishes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/imagiris_image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagiris_image</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://gritinthegears.blogspot.com/2010/11/freddy-rat-perishes-revisited.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-17T17:32:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/02/29/comparative-anatomy-of-the-scapula/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/0d2300b469dd6a2efc1ba75783a74ef5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0d2300b469dd6a2efc1ba75783a74ef5</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/547891110909216204/?lp=true</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/resizedimage300286-skeleton-leg-bones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ResizedImage300286-Skeleton-Leg-Bones</image:title><image:caption>Position of the scapula in the dog. Picture source: https://janedogs.com/dog-anatomy-terminology/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/324233_1_en_1_fig6_html.gif</image:loc><image:title>324233_1_En_1_Fig6_HTML</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-662-45719-1_1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/chest_compar-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>chest_compar (1)</image:title><image:caption>https://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/article/0_0_0/lines_05</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/horse-skeleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse skeleton</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.horsecoursesonline.com/college/conformation/lesson_two_893.htm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/img_3675.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3675</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/img_3674.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3674</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-01T22:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/02/14/language-generation-for-dummies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/nlm-photo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>nlm-photo</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://cspinet.org/news/pubmed-include-conflict-interest-statements-study-abstracts-20170418</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-14T03:14:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/02/05/academic-writing-and-how-not-to-start-a-paper-episode-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/screen-shot-2020-02-05-at-15.11.41.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-02-05 at 15.11.41</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/screen-shot-2020-02-05-at-14.42.05-e1580883039581.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-02-05 at 14.42.05</image:title><image:caption>The oldest paper on medical terminology in PubMed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-05T06:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/visiting-paris/</loc><lastmod>2020-01-15T08:43:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/01/15/citymapper-and-public-transportation-strikes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/betanzos_pasatiempo_01-56a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Betanzos,_Pasatiempo_01-56a</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://fr.vikidia.org/wiki/%C3%89cart%C3%A8lement</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/screen-shot-2020-01-15-at-09.21.13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-01-15 at 09.21.13</image:title><image:caption>Screen shot from https://fr.thefreedictionary.com/gr%c3%a8ve</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/screen-shot-2020-01-15-at-08.38.45.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-01-15 at 08.38.45</image:title><image:caption>https://fr.thefreedictionary.com/gr%c3%a8ve</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/screen-shot-2020-01-15-at-08.36.52.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-01-15 at 08.36.52</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://fr.thefreedictionary.com/gr%c3%a8ve</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-16T02:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/01/14/regular-expressions-and-computational-linguistics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/arrival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrival</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2543164/mediaviewer/rm3394581248</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-14T15:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2020/01/14/fleam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/vocabulary.size_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vocabulary.size</image:title><image:caption>Figure source: me. I generated it using a programming language called R.  NOTA BENE: the vocabulary size figures are completely unrealistically low--the total vocabulary size should be something like 30,000 words, assuming a college-educated native speaker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/img_9768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_9768</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-14T18:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/12/17/elucubrations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/img_9551.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9551</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/6af3c611-1033-4b24-a28d-c0c54e3377f8-7849-000005c88bad6f98_file.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6af3c611-1033-4b24-a28d-c0c54e3377f8-7849-000005c88bad6f98_file</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-17T13:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/12/15/combinatorics-and-pod-hostels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/img_9434.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9434</image:title><image:caption>The picture at the top of this post is of the pod that I'm sleeping in.  Everyone in the room tries hard not to make noise and bother anyone else.  The showers are clean, and the water is hot.  Compare this to what life will be like when the zombie apocalypse comes, and I think you'll see that life is not so bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-15T13:36:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/12/06/academic-writing-and-zombies-episode-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/phd-student-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PhD-Student-2</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://open-shelf.ca/161001-phd/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-16T15:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/11/13/moral-injury/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/us-soldiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us-soldiers</image:title><image:caption>Original photo caption: American Special Forces worked closely with Kurdish troops to fight the Islamic State in Manbij, Syria, last year. Credit: Mauricio Lima for The New York Times. Headline of the article: Pullback Leaves Green Berets Feeling ‘Ashamed,’ and Kurdish Allies Describing ‘Betrayal’</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-14T13:04:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/10/14/31578/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Middle age woman applying insect repellent to her granddaughter before forest hike beautiful summer day. Protecting children from biting insects at summer.</image:title><image:caption>Middle age woman applying insect repellent to her granddaughter before forest hike beautiful summer day. Protecting children from biting insects at summer. Active leisure with kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8544.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8544</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8546</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8548</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8547</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Used can of spray paint on white background</image:title><image:caption>Used can of spray paint on white background</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8542.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8542</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/img_8541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8541</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-14T17:54:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/10/04/nelson-algrens-the-man-with-the-golden-arm-and-a-problem-in-semantic-theory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/51xmjebnpzl._sx348_bo1204203200_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51xMJEbNPzL._SX348_BO1,204,203,200_</image:title><image:caption>Herbert Terrace's book on the topic.  Spoiler alert: "not as far as I can tell."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/51xx-4xbpyl._sx351_bo1204203200_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51Xx-4xBPYL._SX351_BO1,204,203,200_</image:title><image:caption>Eeyore is frustrated.  The subtitle, "Le mot n'est pas la chose," says "The word is not the thing."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/u_568e8ca4-2c74-4181-b819-2a604e81fb0a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>u_568e8ca4-2c74-4181-b819-2a604e81fb0a</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Eastman Leather Clothing Blog, https://blog.eastmanleather.com/view-post/the-us-combat-boot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/screen-shot-2019-10-04-at-05.03.33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-10-04 at 05.03.33</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-11T17:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/09/30/punch-drunk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/screen-shot-2019-09-30-at-08.58.14.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-09-30 at 08.58.14</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-01T12:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/09/28/passe-simple/</loc><lastmod>2019-09-29T17:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/09/01/spotting-the-wild-handler-the-clipboard-scam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/article-2367612-1adcfd1e000005dc-626_964x636.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2367612-1ADCFD1E000005DC-626_964x636</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://sightseekersdelight.com/guide-avoid-paris-scams-report-thefts/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-01T13:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/08/25/no-the-french-do-not-hate-americans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/baiser-liberationf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baiser-liberationf</image:title><image:caption>Anaïs GUILPIN, « Le baiser de la libération », Histoire par l'image [en ligne], consulté le 25 août 2019. URL : http://www.histoire-image.org/fr/etudes/baiser-liberation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/p1220077_paris_viii_avenue_f_roosevelt_rwk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1220077_Paris_VIII_avenue_F_Roosevelt_rwk</image:title><image:caption>L'Avenue Franklin-D.-Roosevelt, Paris. Source: Mbzt [CC BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/520px-p1040957_paris_xvi_avenue_du_precc81sident-kennedy_rwk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>520px-P1040957_Paris_XVI_avenue_du_Président-Kennedy_rwk</image:title><image:caption>L'Avenue du Président-Kennedy, seen from the Bir-Hakeïm Bridge.  Source: Mbzt [CC BY-SA 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-26T12:44:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/08/17/kaqchikel-ejective-consonants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ejectives.gif</image:loc><image:title>ejectives</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://dobes.mpi.nl/projects/waimaa/language/the-sounds-of-waimaa/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-17T23:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/08/08/613-pains-1-through-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/68602437_2475404415838391_7816353854630395904_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>68602437_2475404415838391_7816353854630395904_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-08T10:11:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/07/17/how-to-write-a-personal-statement-for-a-grad-school-application/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/lauren_davis-10581-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lauren_Davis-10581-01</image:title><image:caption>Oxley Hall at The Ohio State University. Photographer: Lauren Davis. Source: https://www.feinknopf.com/ASSOCIATE--Lauren-K-Davis/EDUCATION:-HIGHER-ED/10</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-17T17:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/07/05/jokes-that-cant-be-translated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/hello-darkness-my-old-friend_c_7189469.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hello-darkness-my-old-friend_c_7189469</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.memecenter.com/search/vet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-09T01:40:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/07/03/what-computational-linguists-actually-do-all-day-the-variable-reuse-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/first-week-of-linguistics-charts-course-for-computational-linguistics-phd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first-week-of-linguistics-charts-course-for-computational-linguistics-phd</image:title><image:caption>https://memegenerator.net/instance/53406942/college-freshman-first-week-of-linguistics-charts-course-for-computational-linguistics-phd</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-03T15:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/07/01/billet-doux-love-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/izis-jacques-precc81vert-cigarette-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izis-jacques-prévert-cigarette-cat</image:title><image:caption>Prévert in Paris, 1946.  Photographer: unknown.  Cat: unknown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/636549534079a9887719f9141d5177aa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>636549534079a9887719f9141d5177aa</image:title><image:caption>Carol Landis in a Kislav glove ad, circa 1946.  Photographer: unknown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-09T01:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/09/prevert-le-balayeur-french-hungarian-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/54154755-paris-france-july-9-2015-street-cleaner-with-recycling-bin-on-the-streets-of-paris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>54154755-paris-france-july-9-2015-street-cleaner-with-recycling-bin-on-the-streets-of-paris</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.123rf.com/photo_54154755_paris-france-july-9-2015-street-cleaner-with-recycling-bin-on-the-streets-of-paris.html
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-28T03:23:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/06/23/what-computational-linguists-actually-do-all-day-the-recursion-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/featured-recursion.png</image:loc><image:title>featured-recursion</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.lvguowei.me/post/clojure-tail-recursion/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-03T20:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/06/21/how-to-write-a-methods-section-part1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/img_6353.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6353</image:title><image:caption>https://www.blogs.va.gov/VAntage/51783/navy-veteran-john-mccain/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-21T16:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/06/19/we-who-smell-of-anchovy-pizza-salute-you/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-21T16:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/06/07/why-doing-the-laundry-makes-me-happy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/gq-grooming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gq-grooming</image:title><image:caption>Photographer: Schoeller Martin. Source: https://www.gq.com/story/bathing-is-better-than-showering</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-07T13:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/06/05/yes-please-do-volunteer-to-be-a-reviewer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/peer_review_2x.png</image:loc><image:title>peer_review_2x</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://xkcd.com/2025/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-05T10:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/05/10/the-best-way-to-ask-a-question-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/journal.pone_.0116040.g002.png</image:loc><image:title>journal.pone.0116040.g002</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Oellrich, Anika, Nigel Collier, Damian Smedley, and Tudor Groza. "Generation of silver standard concept annotations from biomedical texts with special relevance to phenotypes." PLoS one 10, no. 1 (2015): e0116040.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-12T09:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/09/why-they-might-be-yawning-and-checking-their-cell-phones/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-03T19:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/07/elle-etait-dechaussee-elle-etait-decoiffee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/avt_victor-hugo_1108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVT_Victor-Hugo_1108</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-27T17:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/07/i-took-a-second-semester-of-yoruba/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/image_576290573923545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image_576290573923545</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-21T02:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/03/death-of-the-ball-turret-gunner-lexical-fields/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/turret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turret</image:title><image:caption>A ball turret. Source of the picture: Guns.com, but it's probably originally from military instructional materials of the epoch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-03T14:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/04/01/sanguine-prevert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/004653345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004653345</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-02T09:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/07/open-domain-closed-domain-what-makes-medical-interpreting-hard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-07-52-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 07.52.21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-07-52-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 07.52.24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-07-52-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 07.52.28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-07-52-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 07.52.34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-22-54-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 22.54.07</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-22-57-08-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 22.57.08-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-01-22-57-08-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-01 22.57.08-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-02-04-50-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-02 04.50.32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-03-15-44-08.png</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-03 15.44.08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-04-17-51-06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-04 17.51.06</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-23T10:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/03/18/focus-versus-feedback-blogging-about-your-grad-school-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/diolg-uueay5xgs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DiOlg-uUEAY5XGS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/screen-shot-2019-03-18-at-12.40.21.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-03-18 at 12.40.21</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-18T17:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/05/28109/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_2216.png</image:loc><image:title>img_2216</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_2132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2132</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-11T22:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/03/05/mix-and-match-miscellaneous-michelet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4246</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4247</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4248.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4248</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4249</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4245</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4241</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4237</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4242.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4242</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4240</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img_4243.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4243</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-05T14:37:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/02/05/navy-blue-one-discourse-one-sense/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/dress-blues.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dress-blues</image:title><image:caption>Replace the crossed keys with a caduceus and that's what my blues looked like at the end of my enlistment. 
 Source: https://www.etsy.com/listing/640957347/navy-dress-blues-wwii-uniform-top</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/diane-renay-navy-blue.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>diane-renay-navy-blue</image:title><image:caption>https://www.ultratop.be/fr/song/54dfa/Diane-Renay-Navy-Blue</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/screen-shot-2019-02-06-at-04.59.28.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2019-02-06 at 04.59.28</image:title><image:caption>Gale, William A., Kenneth W. Church, and David Yarowsky. "One sense per discourse." In Proceedings of the workshop on Speech and Natural Language, pp. 233-237. Association for Computational Linguistics, 1992.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-09T08:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/01/26/english-irregular-past-tense-verb-practice-1/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-26T16:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/01/22/semantics-and-juice-newton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/angel_of_the_morning_juice_newton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angel_of_the_morning_juice_newton</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-26T16:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/01/20/31309/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_3064.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3064</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-20T16:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2019/01/19/mochi-rabbit-in-the-moon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/gyokuto-watermark.png</image:loc><image:title>gyokuto-watermark</image:title><image:caption>Source: Matthew Meyer, http://yokai.com/gyokuto/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_2836-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2836-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_2836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2836</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/mi0000315984.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mi0000315984</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.allmusic.com/album/man-in-the-moon-mw0000586669</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/079601cfe12345f02989aa254dd5815b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>079601cfe12345f02989aa254dd5815b</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/406449935092586325/?lp=true</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/trip-to-the-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trip-to-the-moon</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.signature-reads.com/2016/01/how-jules-verne-inspired-a-generation-of-rocket-scientists/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/gettyimages-530194185-612x612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gettyimages-530194185-612x612</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vintage-illustration-of-a-winking-man-in-the-moon-rising-in-news-photo/530194185</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-19T18:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/12/29/chateaux-forts-how-do-french-children-learn-vocabulary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2463.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2463</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2461</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2459-e1546083842142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2459</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/9782742794317_31_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9782742794317_31_1</image:title><image:caption>http://www.actes-sud-junior.fr/9782742794317-l-silke-moritz-isabelle-liber-achim-ahlgrimm-enigmes-au-chateau-fort.htm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/bibliddoc_030i03.png</image:loc><image:title>bibliddoc_030i03</image:title><image:caption>https://www.iletaitunehistoire.com/genres/documentaires/lire/le-chateau-fort-bibliddoc_030</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/chateaufort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chateaufort</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.mireille33.fr/articles.php?lng=fr&amp;pg=1215 (great page, BTW)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/référentiel-château-fort.png</image:loc><image:title>référentiel château fort</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://www2.ac-toulouse.fr/rer-ventdautan-81/display.php?idss=237&amp;selectrub=49&amp;archiv=0</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Chateau-fort-de-coucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chateau fort de coucy</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://rozsavolgyi.free.fr/cours/Premiere%20partie/Annexes/05-02-03.htm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/chateau-fort-46500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chateau-fort-46500</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://www.ikonet.com/fr/ledictionnairevisuel/arts-et-architecture/architecture/chateau-fort.php</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-29T13:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/12/29/ducklings-and-goslings-and-inklings-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2455-e1546074626830.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2455</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2456-e1546074570321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2456</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2445-e1546074768425.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2445</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2448-e1546074753237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2448</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2449-e1546074742121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2449</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2447-e1546074732189.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2447</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2450-e1546074721471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2450</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2454-e1546074711690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2454</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2446-e1546074652264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2446</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_2458-e1546074645519.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2458</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-20T13:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/12/03/what-computational-linguists-actually-do-all-day-the-lexical-frequency-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fzbkri8.png</image:loc><image:title>fzbkRI8</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/fzbkRI8</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-48-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.48.10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-46-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.46.55</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-41-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.41.33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-41-16.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.41.16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-37-25.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.37.25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-35-57.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.35.57</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-32-22.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.32.22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-27-18.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.27.18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/screen-shot-2018-12-03-at-13-25-31.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-12-03 at 13.25.31</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-22T20:06:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/12/11/what-computational-linguists-actually-do-all-day-the-regression-model-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/image_566236032684148.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image_566236032684148</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-11T19:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/12/02/relever-de/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1850.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1850</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1847-e1543768450736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1847</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1844.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1844</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1843</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1845.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1845</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1842.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1842</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1846.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1846</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_1841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1841</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_3311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3311</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-02T18:48:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/11/27/computational-linguistics-undergrad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/nlp-a-peek-into-a-day-of-a-computational-linguist-37-638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nlp-a-peek-into-a-day-of-a-computational-linguist-37-638</image:title><image:caption>Source: Mariana Romanyshyn, Grammarly, Inc. https://www.slideshare.net/MarianaRomanyshyn/nlp-a-peek-into-a-day-of-a-computational-linguist-71510838</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-27T00:57:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/11/04/you-wont-learn-to-speak-another-language-unless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1460</image:title><image:caption>Two beret-wearing Huazhong Agricultural University students being very tolerant of a fat old bald guy outside the Luckin Coffee cafe. Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/440px-zipf_30wiki_en_labels.png</image:loc><image:title>440px-Zipf_30wiki_en_labels</image:title><image:caption>A graph showing the Zipfian distribution of words in 30 languages on a log-log scale. Source: Wikipedia, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Zipf_30wiki_en_labels.png.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-05T19:08:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/10/25/walrus-anatomy-in-french-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/ezgif-com-gif-maker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ezgif.com-gif-maker</image:title><image:caption>Kryukova, N. V. "Dentition in Pacific walrus (Odobenus rosmarus divergens) calves of the year." Biology Bulletin 39, no. 7 (2012): 618-626.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/2-figure1-1.png</image:loc><image:title>2-Figure1-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/orque-crane1.png</image:loc><image:title>orque-crane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/orque-crane.png</image:loc><image:title>orque-crane</image:title><image:caption>Orca skull. Source: http://www.orques.fr/index.php?page=biologie-anatomie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pgb_mammal_teeth_notxt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pgb_mammal_teeth_notxt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/dolphin-teeth.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dolphin-teeth</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://dolphins.org/kids_dolphin_facts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/walrus-mandible.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>walrus-mandible</image:title><image:caption>Source: Mike Peel, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:BLW_Teeth_in_the_skull_of_a_large_Walrus.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/walrus-teeth-1.png</image:loc><image:title>walrus-teeth</image:title><image:caption>Kryukova, N. V. "Dentition in Pacific walrus (Odobenus rosmarus divergens) calves of the year." Biology Bulletin 39, no. 7 (2012): 618-626.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/walrus-teeth.png</image:loc><image:title>walrus-teeth</image:title><image:caption>Kryukova, N. V. "Dentition in Pacific walrus (Odobenus rosmarus divergens) calves of the year." Biology Bulletin 39, no. 7 (2012): 618-626.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-31T21:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/10/24/comment-parler-a-un-alien/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/comment-parler-a-un-alien.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>comment-parler-a-un-alien</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.belial.fr/frederic-landragin/comment-parler-a-un-alien</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-03T12:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/10/14/american-english-reading-practice-john-mccain-trump-and-torture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/sen-john-mccain-tty-04-gty-jef-170718_hpembed_1_18x13_992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sen-john-mccain-tty-04-gty-jef-170718_hpEmbed_1_18x13_992</image:title><image:caption>John  McCain was shot down and held prisoner for 5 and a half years by the North Vietnamese. He never recovered physically from the frequent and lengthy torture sessions that he underwent. The son of an admiral, he was offered early release, but refused to be set free until all of his fellow prisoners were. Meanwhile, Trump avoided the draft, later bragged about it repeatedly in public, and attacked McCain repeatedly as a candidate and as president. Asshole.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-19T16:57:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/09/29/what-a-linguist-would-name-a-store-if-a-linguist-owned-a-store/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/image_559949585435253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image_559949585435253</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-31T21:17:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/09/16/shit-interpreters-say/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/35247218_10156171802256041_1926530545810931712_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>35247218_10156171802256041_1926530545810931712_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-06T05:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/09/11/vocabulary-makeover-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_0549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0549</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_0546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0546</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_0547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0547</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_0545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0545</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-13T16:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/09/08/whats-making-me-happy-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/image_558105256873775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image_558105256873775</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-09T18:41:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/08/16/water-in-guatemala/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/dyw026f3p.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dyw026f3p</image:title><image:caption>Original photo caption: "Wells without headwalls such as this one can easily fill with foul water. They also present a fall risk for young children, as has been reported by residents."  Source: Eisenhauer et al. 2016, https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/45/3/677/2572651</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/safe_image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>safe_image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-26T03:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/08/12/motor-homunculus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/courtney-img_1910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courtney-img_1910</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Courtney Retzer-Vargo making a splint.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/macd014_head-neck-oropharynx_20150427_large_tcm9-282898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MACD014_head-neck-oropharynx_20150427_large_tcm9-282898</image:title><image:caption>The oropharynx--just the beginning of the sophisticated and complicated process of swallowing.  Spelling error: that should be PHARYNGEAL wall.  Source: https://goo.gl/eBxzQJ</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/homonculus-neck-motor-control-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homonculus-neck-motor-control (1)</image:title><image:caption>Source: “Neural Substrates for Head Movements in Humans: A Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging Study” by Cecilia N. Prudente, Randall Stilla, Cathrin M. Buetefisch, Shivangi Singh, Ellen J. Hess, Xiaoping Hu, Krish Sathian, and H.A. Jinnah in Journal of Neuroscience. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-13T10:05:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/08/07/rocks-and-ravel-on-the-ranges-of-functions-of-the-human-hand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/rock_climber_dennis_george-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock_climber_Dennis_George (1)</image:title><image:caption>Source: By Nooshin Beik [CC BY-SA 3.0  (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], from Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/piano_practice_hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2010_0320_144042AA</image:title><image:caption>Source: By zaui/Scott Catron - https://www.flickr.com/photos/zaui/4455991107/in/photostream/, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17114225</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-24T16:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/07/24/marde-kraft-dinner-lisa-leblanc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/kraft-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kraft-dinner</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/vblibrary/7367689812</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-27T00:36:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/09/13/i-wish-i-could-say-that-this-has-led-to-some-hilarious-misunderstandings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/edith-piaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>edith-piaf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-24T06:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/07/18/ill-have-your-baby-anyway-sally-folk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/screen-shot-2018-07-19-at-05-12-17.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-07-19 at 05.12.17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/screen-shot-2018-07-19-at-05-10-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-07-19 at 05.10.24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/986300-chanteuse-sally-folks-lancait-mardi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>986300-chanteuse-sally-folks-lancait-mardi</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.lapresse.ca/arts/musique/entrevues/201503/20/01-4854035-sally-folk-deja-au-deuxieme-acte.php</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sally_folk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sally_folk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sally-folk-deuxieme-acte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sally-folk-deuxieme-acte</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/3b44b5000d3ada04c028c395cd05cbfb_xl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3b44b5000d3ada04c028c395cd05cbfb_XL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-22T18:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/07/18/american-english-listening-practice-how-to-interpret-news-stories-about-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/screen-shot-2018-07-18-at-20-07-37.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-07-18 at 20.07.37</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-18T10:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/07/08/sometimes-my-mouth-just-stops-moving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/tumblr_inline_p7rf6fvjqs1rpevm2_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_p7rf6fVjqs1rpevm2_500</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://lolphonology.tumblr.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-30-at-09-12-08.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-06-30 at 09.12.08</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-03T10:09:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/07/07/michael-erard-polyglot-isis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/tumblr_inline_pa2deinf4j1r4s40g_500.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_pa2deinf4J1r4s40g_500</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://temporalflight.tumblr.com/post/110887599637/what-languages-do-isis-fighters-speak</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-08T15:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/06/24/whats-making-me-happy-today-inuktitut-mining-terminology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/140808-03mn107-09mn003-community-info-session-poster-fax-ot6s-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>140808-03MN107-09MN003-Community-Info-Session-Poster-fax-OT6S-2</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://kiggavik.ca/tag/community-engagement/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-29T12:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/06/23/original-language-language-deprivation-reincarnation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/screen-shot-2018-06-23-at-11-51-45.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-06-23 at 11.51.45</image:title><image:caption>Source: bab.la web site</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/img_8362.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8362</image:title><image:caption>Source: National Enquirer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-24T14:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/06/08/now-its-time-to-have-some-fun/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-09T00:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/31/cabinet-of-curiosities-buying-non-touristy-stuff-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/preparing_absinthe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Preparing_absinthe</image:title><image:caption>How to prepare absinthe.  Picture source: By Eric Litton - Own work, CC BY-SA 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=845302</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/0_statue_de_mars_pyrrhus_-_musei_capitolini_-_mc0058_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0_Statue_de_Mars_(Pyrrhus)_-_Musei_Capitolini_-_MC0058_(2)</image:title><image:caption>Mars, the god of war (and some other stuff). Picture source: By Unknown - User:Jean-Pol GRANDMONT (2011), CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=26280451</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/abinthe-glass.png</image:loc><image:title>abinthe-glass</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.curiositas.paris</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_5992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5992</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_5995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5995</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_5993.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5993</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_5994.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5994</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_5991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5991</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_5996.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5996</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-08T15:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/23/loving-a-woman-with-a-broken-nose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/screen-shot-2018-04-23-at-11-25-08.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-04-23 at 11.25.08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/screen-shot-2018-04-23-at-11-26-34.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-04-23 at 11.26.34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/2002_86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2002_86</image:title><image:caption>Nelson Algren and Simone de Beauvoir in Chicago in 1952, photographed by Art Shay.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-31T07:50:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/26/we-stopped-serving-pizza-at-230/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/anatomie_squelette.gif</image:loc><image:title>anatomie_squelette</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://fauconeduc.biz/biologie-des-oiseaux/, a pretty nice web site for avian anatomy information in French.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_7473-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7473-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_7472-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7472-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_7473.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7473</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_7472.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7472</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-31T06:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/31/which-twd-character-is-your-classifier-bias-and-variance-in-machine-learning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/promo329185466.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>promo329185466</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://hubwav.com/moral-codes-walking-dead-characters-get-broken/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-09-at-10-39-21.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-09 at 10.39.21</image:title><image:caption>High bias: both of the shooters tend to hit fairly far from the center of the target. Picture source: XX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-09-at-10-26-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-09 at 10.26.24</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: XX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/yhp9gl5wtzmv0lt0wnls_10924799_847035102035681_5419345367201271911_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yhp9gl5wtzmv0lt0wnls_10924799_847035102035681_5419345367201271911_n</image:title><image:caption>The Walking Dead's Carol. She starts out as a meek, mild, battered housewife who can barely summon up the courage to keep her daughter from being sexually abused. Later... Yes, she's my favorite TWD character. Picture source: https://goo.gl/8D6323</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rick-grimes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rick-grimes</image:title><image:caption>The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes. Picture source: https://goo.gl/2eVk3t</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/8-1487895983804_1280w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8-1487895983804_1280w</image:title><image:caption>The Walking Dead's Eugene. Picture source: https://goo.gl/CWsfqm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/deep-learning-on-hadoopspark-nextml-5-638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deep-learning-on-hadoopspark-nextml-5-638</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.slideshare.net/agibsonccc/deep-learning-on-hadoopspark-galvanize</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/introduction-to-deep-learning-dmytro-fishman-technology-stream-16-638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>introduction-to-deep-learning-dmytro-fishman-technology-stream-16-638</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.slideshare.net/ITARENA/fishman-deep-learning</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ml-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ml-cat</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://daco.io/insights/2016/about-deep-learning/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/large-scale-deep-learning-with-tensorflow-8-638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large-scale-deep-learning-with-tensorflow-8-638</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.slideshare.net/JenAman/large-scale-deep-learning-with-tensorflow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-31T06:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/10/fashion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screen-shot-2018-05-10-at-20-52-34.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-05-10 at 20.52.34</image:title><image:caption>From Linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screen-shot-2018-05-10-at-20-50-19.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-05-10 at 20.50.19</image:title><image:caption>From Linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screen-shot-2018-05-10-at-20-38-36.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-05-10 at 20.38.36</image:title><image:caption>From Linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screen-shot-2018-05-10-at-20-36-46.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-05-10 at 20.36.46</image:title><image:caption>Source: screen shot from Linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screen-shot-2018-05-10-at-20-33-39.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-05-10 at 20.33.39</image:title><image:caption>Source: screen shot from Linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/bn-xo889_cover__p_20180222120953.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BN-XO889_COVER__P_20180222120953</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.wsj.com/articles/dad-style-is-now-in-fashion-yes-even-the-jeans-1519321402</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tdm-story-sheet-alan-akbik-page-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TDM-story-sheet-Alan-Akbik-page-001</image:title><image:caption>http://openminted.eu/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-03T09:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/09/some-mornings-my-vocabulary-words-are-more-interesting-than-others/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_7235.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7235</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-14T16:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/06/what-computational-linguists-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/queneau-exercices-de-figure.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>queneau exercices de figure</image:title><image:caption>I think this is Queneau, but couldn't swear to it. Source: it's all over the place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/interaction-of-tone-with-foot-structure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interaction of tone with foot structure</image:title><image:caption>No, I did not just make up "tone-bearing unit."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/all_terms_lengths.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>All_terms_lengths</image:title><image:caption>Source: Cohen, K. B., Verspoor, K., Fort, K., Funk, C., Bada, M., Palmer, M., &amp; Hunter, L. E. (2017). The Colorado Richly Annotated Full Text (CRAFT) corpus: Multi-model annotation in the biomedical domain. In Handbook of Linguistic Annotation (pp. 1379-1394). Springer, Dordrecht.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/missingelements.png</image:loc><image:title>missingelements</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/filesizes.png</image:loc><image:title>filesizes</image:title><image:caption>Source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/screenfullofcrap.png</image:loc><image:title>screenfullofcrap</image:title><image:caption>Source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/theologian-how-many-languages.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theologian-how-many-languages</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://humanswhoreadgrammars.tumblr.com/post/65202746036/how-many-languages-do-linguists-speak</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-28-at-03-26-09.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-03-28 at 03.26.09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-28-at-03-30-00.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-03-28 at 03.30.00</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-28-at-04-01-05.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-03-28 at 04.01.05</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-07T21:20:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/05/02/american-english-listening-practice-muellers-questions-for-trump/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-03T21:12:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/26/movement-of-bodies-the-illustrated-version/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-26T09:35:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/24/judging-distances-the-illustrated-version-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/better-barn_istock-thinkstock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>better-barn_istock-thinkstock</image:title><image:caption>American barns are stereotypically red. Why? I have no idea. Picture source: https://www.hobbyfarms.com/build-a-better-barn-for-your-farm-3/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-24T11:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/21/objects-or-not-corrections-appreciated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_0241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0241</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_0240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0240</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-21T13:52:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/21/just-trying-to-figure-things-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_0238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0238</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-21T12:59:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/20/leonard-cohen-hallelujah-in-yiddish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_6657.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6657</image:title><image:caption>Leonard Cohen poetry in the vitrine of San Francisco Books on rue M. le Prince in St. Germain, Paris.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-20T20:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/17/my-last-assclown-2/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-18T08:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/16/naming-of-parts-the-illustrated-version-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/swivel.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>swivel</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/YpZJPA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-20T09:23:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/13/no-bourgeois-aestheticism-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/athkl4nceae6zyk-jpg-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>athkl4nceae6zyk.jpg-large</image:title><image:caption>Picture found at http://thewhynot100.blogspot.fr/2014/05/46-short-and-sweet-shel-silverstein.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-13T20:12:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/12/deaths-second-self/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/screen-shot-2018-04-12-at-09-57-32.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-04-12 at 09.57.32</image:title><image:caption>Graphed with Google Ngrams by me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-12T19:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/10/we-real-cool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gwendolynbrooks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gwendolynbrooks</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaVfLwZ6jes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-11T03:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/09/mehitabel-and-her-kittens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/archylogo.gif</image:loc><image:title>archylogo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-09T10:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/07/rest-in-peace-jacques-higelin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/higelin-je-suis-mort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>higelin je suis mort</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-11T07:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/08/guillaume-apollinaire-exercice-inversion-vocabulary/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-11T06:27:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/04/yeats-second-coming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/1pp409.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1pp409</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-04T04:06:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/04/aristide-bruant-a-grenelle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_0495.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0495</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_5803.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5803</image:title><image:caption>The Chaussée d'Antin stop on line 7. 
 Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_3629.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3629</image:title><image:caption>My little bookstore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/l7-15-chaussee-d-antin-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>L7-15-Chaussee-d-Antin-04</image:title><image:caption>The Chaussée d'Antin metro station on line 7. Source: http://www.urbanrail.net/eu/fr/paris/fotos/ligne-7.htm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/738_yvette_guilbert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>738_yvette_guilbert</image:title><image:caption>Yvette Guilbert in 1885.  I HATE the Toulouse-Lautrec paintings of her, but looking at this photo, you can see why he did what he did with her... Source: franceculture.fr, https://goo.gl/RknwY1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/bruant_aristide.png</image:loc><image:title>bruant_aristide</image:title><image:caption>Aristide Bruant. He's usually pictured wearing a wide-brimmed hat, but you can find such depictions anywhere... Source: http://www.dutempsdescerisesauxfeuillesmortes.net/fiches_bio/bruant_aristide/bruant_aristide.htm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-14T12:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/02/chad-gadya-machine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ya6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YA6</image:title><image:caption>Yehuda Amichai. Photo originally from Hana Amichai.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-01T20:46:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/28/veterans-running-for-office-as-democrats-in-2018/</loc><lastmod>2018-04-10T14:40:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/04/01/angelic-wrath-of-hope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/daniela-cover.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>daniela-cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-03T04:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/28/variability-in-biomedical-languages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/funkforms.png</image:loc><image:title>funkforms</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/conceptlengths.png</image:loc><image:title>conceptlengths</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/argparaphrases.png</image:loc><image:title>argparaphrases</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-12T19:24:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/27/what-computational-linguists-actually-do-all-day-relative-frequencies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/southern_warthog_phacochoerus_africanus_sundevallii_male.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Southern_warthog_(Phacochoerus_africanus_sundevallii)_male</image:title><image:caption>A male southern warthog.  Picture source: By Charlesjsharp - Own work, from Sharp Photography, sharpphotography, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=37065293</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-28T09:45:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/26/why-is-bionlp-interesting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bitw_textmining1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BITW_TextMining(1)</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.bio-itworld.com/2017/12/20/text-mining-life-science-abstracts-vs-full-text-articles.aspx</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-27T16:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/26/a-time-and-a-place-for-everything/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/20280125_707e021255_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20280125_707e021255_b</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/benbrown/20280125</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-28T08:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/22/bande-dessinee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/zombies-bd-volume-1-simple-4931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombies-bd-volume-1-simple-4931</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://lamagiedesmots.be/zombies-t1-divine-comedie-peru-cholet-champelovier/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T08:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/20/how-to-abandon-ship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/maewest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MaeWest</image:title><image:caption>Mae West showing how you get a life vest named after yourself.  Picture source: http://www.selenie.fr/2014/04/mae-west-la-sandaleuse-de-hollywood.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ww11-raf-pilot-in-full-flying-clothing-with-mae-west-lifejacket-dxb07w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ww11-raf-pilot-in-full-flying-clothing-with-mae-west-lifejacket-DXB07W</image:title><image:caption>Royal Air Force pilot wearing an inflated "Mae West" flotation device.  Note how it comes behind the pilot's neck--that is meant to keep his head out of the water if he's unconscious. Picture source: http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/mae-west.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/uss_biddle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uss_biddle</image:title><image:caption>My ship, the USS Biddle.  It's a cruiser, formerly called a destroyer escort--bigger than a destroyer, but smaller than a lot of other things.  Picture source: https://www.helis.com/database/unit/1068_USS_Biddle/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-21T19:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/15/pronouncing-english-words-that-end-with-ive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/greatvowelshift-time.gif</image:loc><image:title>greatVowelShift-time</image:title><image:caption>The Great Vowel Shift, with approximate dates--and yes, with some training in phonetics, it does make perfect sense. Picture source: http://sites.millersville.edu/bduncan/221/history/4.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-26-at-16-40-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-01-26 at 16.40.33</image:title><image:caption>Source: MoreWords.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/great_vowel_shift2b-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>Great_Vowel_Shift2b.svg</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Great_Vowel_Shift2b.svg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-13T03:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/07/the-last-duel-in-france-traces-in-syntax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/beec4c7_2017042245-0-1933481348duel_au_soleil_web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beec4c7_2017042245.0.1933481348duel_au_soleil_web</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-07-at-10-46-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-03-07 at 10.46.55</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screen-shot-2018-03-07-at-10-21-41.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-03-07 at 10.21.41</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-09T12:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/05/zipfs-law-vocabulary-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6220.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6220</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6222-e1520316163754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6222</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6221-e1520316130435.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6221</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6223</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6219</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6217</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6218.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6218</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6215-e1520315674728.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6215</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6214-e1520314885747.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6214</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6213-e1520315598340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6213</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-06T06:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/03/02/its-hard-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_6097.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6097</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-10T21:12:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/02/28/last-words-of-biloxi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/franz_boas_-_posing_for_figure_in_usnm_exhibit_entitled_-_hamatsa_coming_out_of_secret_room_-_1895_or_before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Franz_Boas_-_posing_for_figure_in_USNM_exhibit_entitled_-_Hamats'a_coming_out_of_secret_room_-_1895_or_before</image:title><image:caption>Franz Boas posing for figure in USNM exhibit:  "Hamats'a coming out of secret room." 1895 or earlier. Picture source: By Anonymous [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0006</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-28T08:51:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/02/11/itchy-feet-on-how-many-kisses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2018_6.png</image:loc><image:title>2018_6</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2018/02/combien-de-bises.html#.WoBdU5M-eL8</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T18:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/01/30/ambiguity-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/26994155_10215860788379380_4969277272959803763_n-e1517309571950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26994155_10215860788379380_4969277272959803763_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-01T21:42:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/01/27/life-of-computational-linguist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/18953132_10213672810521301_735446864353887429_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18953132_10213672810521301_735446864353887429_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T19:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/01/27/tag-questions-in-english-was/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/prague-couvent-strahov-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prague-couvent-strahov-14</image:title><image:caption>The main library at the Strahov monastery in Prague.  Enlarge the picture and look closely at the upper-left corner--that's Les Encyclopédistes being cast into hell. Source: https://www.avantgarde-prague.fr/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mccain-trump.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mccain-trump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ckvzcty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ckvzcty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-27T03:56:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/01/26/ambiguity-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-call-me-a-cab.png</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-call-me-a-cab</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://yenniyulitasitompul.blogspot.jp/2016/03/ambiguity_28.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-spoiled-children.png</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-spoiled-children</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://arnoldzwicky.org/category/ambiguity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-cucumber-soap.png</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-cucumber-soap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-have-you-tried-icing-it.png</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-have-you-tried-icing-it</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://arnoldzwicky.org/category/ambiguity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-your-moneys-no-good-here.png</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-your-moneys-no-good-here</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://arnoldzwicky.org/category/ambiguity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-broke-my-arm-in-two-places.png</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-broke-my-arm-in-two-places</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://arnoldzwicky.org/category/ambiguity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-man-has-binoculars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-man-has-binoculars</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://walkinthewords.blogspot.fr/2010/07/syntax-with-sherlock-sentence-ambiguity.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-sherlock-has-binoculars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-sherlock-has-binoculars</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://walkinthewords.blogspot.fr/2010/07/syntax-with-sherlock-sentence-ambiguity.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-man-using-binoculars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-man-using-binoculars</image:title><image:caption>Original source unknown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ambiguity-can-we-talk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ambiguity-can-we-talk</image:title><image:caption>http://allthingslinguistic.com/post/46107951278/cute-illustration-of-the-ambiguity-of-modals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-26T21:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2018/01/19/how-to-be-interesting-the-science-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/screen-shot-2018-01-19-at-05-57-06.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2018-01-19 at 05.57.06</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/interesting_life.png</image:loc><image:title>interesting_life</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: 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http://www.differencebetween.info/sites/default/files/images_articles_d7_1/homonyms.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_4837.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4837</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_4836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4836</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_4834.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4834</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_4835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4835</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-21T06:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/12/18/french-gender-eur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tatouage-faute03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tatouage-faute03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4393-e1511517748222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4393</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4395-e1511517532230.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4395</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4400-e1513477783399.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4394-e1511517680969.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4394</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4399-e1511517329117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4399</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4397-e1511517364275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4397</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4396-e1511517265280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4396</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4398-e1511516725115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4398</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-20T19:50:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/12/09/tag-questions-in-english-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/veterans-against-trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>veterans-against-trump</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/05/23/trump-veterans-fundraiser-protest/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/1pp409.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1pp409</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://imgflip.com/i/1pp409</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/spw7nqceuhoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spw7nqceuhoy</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/comments/62cetd/trump_the_draft_dodger/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-09T21:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/12/08/tag-questions-in-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-08-at-08-13-51.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-12-08 at 08.13.51</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://sarah-riley.net/courses/571/Articles/Harres1998.pdf</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-30-at-08-09-29.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-30 at 08.09.29</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-30-at-07-59-43.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-30 at 07.59.43</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-30-at-07-50-35.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-30 at 07.50.35</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-09T15:08:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/28/walk-of-shame-defined-how-to-show-that-your-research-topic-is-novel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1zub3m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1zub3m</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://i.imgflip.com/1zub3m.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-46-36.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.46.36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-43-31.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.43.31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-39-49.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.39.49</image:title><image:caption>Source: Lunceford, Brett. "The walk of shame: A normative description." ETC: A review of General Semantics 65.4 (2008): 319-329.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-36-29.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.36.29</image:title><image:caption>Screen shot from urbandictionary.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-32-54.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.32.54</image:title><image:caption>Source: screen shot of Google's suggested definition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-23-22.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.23.22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-10-at-05-13-52.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-10 at 05.13.52</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4125.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4125</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4124-e1510315023407.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4124</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-29T16:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/27/how-to-irritate-a-linguist-part-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/english-global-language.jpg</image:loc><image:title>english-global-language</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.zozzukowo.pl/phd-dissertation/37038/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-27-at-18-59-13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-27 at 18.59.13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-27-at-18-59-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-27 at 18.59.24</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-28T21:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/27/glamorous-academia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/perfectmemory-track.png</image:loc><image:title>perfectmemory-track</image:title><image:caption>I spent enormous amounts of time in grad school watching things like this go across the screen, labelling the points where various and sundry parts of the vocal tract are at their peak heights. Today I would just write a program to do it for me, but that was a loooong time ago... Picture source: http://www.phon.ucl.ac.uk/courses/spsci/expphon/week7.php</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dissertation-defense-phd-comics-safety_1.gif</image:loc><image:title>dissertation-defense-phd-comics-safety_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/claims-of-lost-email-are-so-dumb.gif</image:loc><image:title>claims-of-lost-email-are-so-dumb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ce7651ece5292ac5568bde111e80c355-phd-comics-phd-student.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ce7651ece5292ac5568bde111e80c355-phd-comics-phd-student</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/phd021717s.gif</image:loc><image:title>phd021717s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T09:58:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/24/wikipedia-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/murier_c2ab_laissons-les_grandir_ici_c2bb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murier_c2ab_laissons-les_grandir_ici_c2bb</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Par LPLT — Travail personnel, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=23966478</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-24-at-07-08-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-24 at 07.08.10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-24-at-07-06-19.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-24 at 07.06.19</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T09:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/23/leur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/possessive-determiners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>possessive-determiners</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://slideplayer.fr/slide/2318195/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/monmamesoc3b9estmoncrayonmamc3a8reestauzimbabwe-oc3b9sontmesfrc3a8restontatestonpetitamiestc3a0laporte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monmamesoc3b9estmoncrayonmamc3a8reestauzimbabwe-oc3b9sontmesfrc3a8restontatestonpetitamiestc3a0laporte</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/presentacion-basica-16-728.jpg</image:loc><image:title>presentacion-basica-16-728</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://fr.slideshare.net/surco2011/presentacion-basica</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-25T09:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/22/holy-brotherhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mi0000577130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mi0000577130</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.allmusic.com/album/walking-in-la-the-dance-mixes-mw0000703066</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-23T17:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/21/mystery-solved-the-paris-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/screen-shot-2017-11-22-at-05-17-57.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-22 at 05.17.57</image:title><image:caption>Google's autocompletes when I looked for the  origin of Paris's nickname, "The City of Light."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_3151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3151</image:title><image:caption>Bricked-up windows overlooking a little café on the rue des Écoles. I accidentally learned the word "breguette" here when I walked inside to pay--with mine open. Picture source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_2887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2887</image:title><image:caption>A pretty typical abandoned building in Constanta, Romania. Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_3139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3139</image:title><image:caption>Filled-in windows next to the gate of the Cordeliers campus of the École de médecine, Paris. Picture source: me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_3150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3150</image:title><image:caption>Bricked-up windows overlooking a little café on the rue des Écoles. I accidentally learned the word "breguette" here when I walked inside to pay--with mine open. Picture source.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_3494.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3494</image:title><image:caption>Bricked-up windows, someplace or other in Paris. Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_3495.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3495</image:title><image:caption>Bricked-up windows, someplace or other in Paris. Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_2888.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2888</image:title><image:caption>Bricked-up door and window in Constanta, Romania, meant to keep out Rom squatters. Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_2886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2886</image:title><image:caption>A pretty typical abandoned building in Constanta, Romania. Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-24T11:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/19/french-market-shopping-vacherin-mont-dor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1280x720-zoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1280x720-zoe</image:title><image:caption>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yaza1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/quote-no-memory-of-having-starred-atones-for-later-disregard-or-keeps-the-end-from-being-hard-robert-frost-230318.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-no-memory-of-having-starred-atones-for-later-disregard-or-keeps-the-end-from-being-hard-robert-frost-230318</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://izquotes.com/quote/230318</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/boughten.png</image:loc><image:title>boughten</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: bittersoutherner.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/epicea_commun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epicea_commun</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.haussimont.com/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-22T18:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/18/day-in-the-life-of-a-puppy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/races-de-chiens-290541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>races-de-chiens-290541</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.ikonet.com/fr/ledictionnairevisuel/images/qc/races-de-chiens-290541.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/races-de-chiens-290540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>races-de-chiens-290540</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.ikonet.com/fr/ledictionnairevisuel/images/qc/races-de-chiens-290540.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-20T11:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/13/y-axis-range/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/axes-labelled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>axes-labelled</image:title><image:caption>Source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-19T08:30:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/11/one-anaphora/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/img_4166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4166</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-13T15:02:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/11/11/bigfoot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/na-dene_langs.png</image:loc><image:title>Na-Dene_langs</image:title><image:caption>Pre-contact distribution of the Athabaskan languages. CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=147052</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-11T06:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/31/estimate-your-vocabulary-size/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen-shot-2017-11-01-at-09-47-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-11-01 at 09.47.55</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen-shot-2017-10-20-at-05-47-42.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-10-20 at 05.47.42</image:title><image:caption>Screen shot from the Google Ngram Viewer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/41bpa-6yezl-_sx345_bo1204203200_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41bpA-6YEzL._SX345_BO1,204,203,200_</image:title><image:caption>Source: smile.amazon.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-10-21T14:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/30/palimpsest-upon-palimpsest/</loc><lastmod>2017-11-11T15:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/28/negation-ellipticals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/5163bgymbrl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5163bgymbrl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-29T15:23:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/28/pigmentation-genes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>A Siamese cat with a baby. Note that the cat is not eating the baby—as far as I know, there is no such thing as a man-eating Siamese cat. Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAC-s8cWJxQ</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/exemple3sidc3a9rosehc3a9patiqueaccumulationdepigmentsferriques.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exemple3sidc3a9rosehc3a9patiqueaccumulationdepigmentsferriques</image:title><image:caption>With the correct spelling dépôt: Deposition of exogenous or endogenous iron. Picture source: http://slideplayer.fr/slide/5124382/, author unknown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/c389pistasierc3a9cessivec389pistasiedominante.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c389pistasierc3a9cessivec389pistasiedominante</image:title><image:caption>Source: Bernadette Féry,  http://slideplayer.fr/slide/181167/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/51cofiqmavl-_sx351_bo1204203200_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51cofiqmavl-_sx351_bo1204203200_</image:title><image:caption>Source: Alain Muret.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fig-1-gisement-non-conventionnel-a-gauche-versus-gisement-conventionnel-a-droite.png</image:loc><image:title>fig-1-gisement-non-conventionnel-a-gauche-versus-gisement-conventionnel-a-droite</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Marc Durand, https://goo.gl/3GcDDN.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/black-lab-yellow-lab-chocolate-lab-meth-lab-nny-e299a4e299a4e299a4e299a4e299a4-12613532.png</image:loc><image:title>black-lab-yellow-lab-chocolate-lab-meth-lab-nny-e299a4e299a4e299a4e299a4e299a4-12613532</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/Zxb4Dk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/figure_12_02_05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>figure_12_02_05</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/jR2r1Y</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-30T11:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/26/matching-game-iii-zombies-and-visa-renewals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3884.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3884</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3890.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3890</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3889.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3889</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3885.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3885</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3892.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3892</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3888.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3888</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3891</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3886</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3887</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3894.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3894</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-29T11:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/23/emporter-emmener/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/geluck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geluck</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps "emporter" despite being animate because he's being carried, rather than moving under his own steam? Source: http://cocochanel58.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ob_ae7361_emmener.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ob_ae7361_emmener</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://olalachamonix.overblog.com/2014/01/amener-emmener-apporter-emporter.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/p51t1g10.gif</image:loc><image:title>p51t1g10</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://web.fu-berlin.de/phin/phin51/p51t1.htm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-24T06:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/22/matching-game-ii-marseille-and-a-bakery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3695.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3695</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3692.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3692</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3577.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3577</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3693.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3693</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3696.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3696</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T01:15:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/22/french-spelling-errors-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/6aa8e1b4e983791a4557c5c1df87c7f0-kinds-of-people-nice-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6aa8e1b4e983791a4557c5c1df87c7f0-kinds-of-people-nice-people</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://www.pinterest.com/vhixon52/grammarspelling-police/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/12212564_10204919128050513_1725884278_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12212564_10204919128050513_1725884278_n</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://www.goldenmoustache.com/12-tatouages-agrementes-de-belles-fautes-de-francais-164887/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T15:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/19/matching-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3671</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3670.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3670</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3668.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3668</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3669.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3669</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-19T17:58:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/11/language-choice-in-paris-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ask-the-cheesemonger-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ask-the-cheesemonger-1</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://iphone.appstorm.net/reviews/food-drink-reviews/foodie-tuesday-ask-the-cheesemonger/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/shopping-fishes-gone_fishing-fish-fishmonger-fisherman-19831134_low.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.jantoo.com/cartoons/keywords/fishmongers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/obama-vs-trump.png</image:loc><image:title>obama-vs-trump</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://cleantechnica.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/85b98456-d5f5-4090-9e0c-0cc062957b9e-262-0000002b9a97b7be.png</image:loc><image:title>85b98456-d5f5-4090-9e0c-0cc062957b9e-262-0000002b9a97b7be</image:title><image:caption>The worst kind of war-monger, for my money--a guy who won't fight, and whose kids won't fight, either. (For context: I spent nine and a half years in the US Navy.) Source: http://www.newtekjournalismukworld.com/robert-weller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/img_3549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3549</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-16T08:12:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/10/10/french-text-normalization/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/computational_linguists.png</image:loc><image:title>computational_linguists</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://xkcd.com/114/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/screen-shot-2017-10-10-at-08-56-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-10-10 at 08.56.10</image:title><image:caption>Translation: '"I'm going to do a little fast" versus "I'm going to fuck a young guy": On the importance of the circumflex accent.'  3.8 thousand likes, 8.4 thousand retweets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/zipf_30wiki_en_labels.png</image:loc><image:title>Zipf_30wiki_en_labels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/zipfs-law-curve-https-medium-comasvanevikhow-i-learned-german-in-30-days-df7b7ff85654.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>zipfs-law-curve-https-::medium.com:@ASvanevik:how-i-learned-german-in-30-days-df7b7ff85654</image:title><image:caption>Zipf's Law: a small number of words occur very frequently, while the vast majority of words occur very rarely--but, they do occur.  Credit: @ASvanevik.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-10T20:07:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/28/toddler-shot-2-other-kids-at-michigan-home-day-care-police-say/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-29T09:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/10/build-your-own-chrestomathy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-fuck-giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>the-fuck-giphy</image:title><image:caption>GIF source: http://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-kesha-blow-1wUIAHtlSSsA8</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-26T05:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/06/use-an-emoji-go-to-jail-semantics-versus-semiotics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-03-56-53.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 03.56.53</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89motic%C3%B4ne</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-03-54-43.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 03.54.43</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-03-46-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 03.46.33</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-03-32-40.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 03.32.40</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of http://www.law360.com/articles/727700/exhibit-a-winky-face-emoticon-evidence-enters-courts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ambulance-emoji-2-e1457457813222.png</image:loc><image:title>ambulance emoji-2-e1457457813222</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://crimefeed.com/2016/03/3-times-emojis-landed-people-behind-bars/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/aristypost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aristypost</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/teen-arrested-after-alleged-facebook-emoji-threats/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-03-05-53.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 03.05.53</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/02/27/a-12-year-old-girl-is-facing-criminal-charges-for-using-emoji-shes-not-alone/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-03-04-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 03.04.55</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-06-02-59-34.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-06 02.59.34</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of Google's definition of "emoji."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-20T08:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/19/how-to-rent-a-car-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/parisparking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parisparking</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: LACantDrive.com.  Why LACantDrive? I don't know, but the picture is most definitely from Paris.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/paris-parking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paris-parking</image:title><image:caption>Pretty typical Parisian parking situation.  Picture source: http://www.poland-study.info.  Why Poland Study? U don't know, but the picture is definitely from Paris.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-30T22:44:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/13/relative-frequency-exploring-linguistic-data/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/oil-drum-murder-relative-frequencies.png</image:loc><image:title>oil-drum-murder-relative-frequencies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/screen-shot-2017-09-13-at-01-47-38.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-09-13 at 01.47.38</image:title><image:caption>Some of the output from running the Termine terminology extraction tool on the instructions for this exercise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/wc-example.png</image:loc><image:title>wc-example</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T05:01:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/10/ambiguity-medical-record/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/imalinguist-i-love-ambiguity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imalinguist-i-love-ambiguity</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://ambiguity67.rssing.com/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-20T16:18:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/08/man-babies-good-and-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/guatemala_2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guatemala_2014</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/04ea409f513771549105a29a3ccbce1e4d88b1-wm.png</image:loc><image:title>04ea409f513771549105a29a3ccbce1e4d88b1-wm</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/trying-to-wrap-my-head-around-how-someone-managed-to-22895477.png</image:loc><image:title>trying-to-wrap-my-head-around-how-someone-managed-to-22895477</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://pics.onsizzle.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-i-could-never-wrap-my-head-around-why-the-world-and-the-president-that-republicans-describe-jon-stewart-102-10-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-i-could-never-wrap-my-head-around-why-the-world-and-the-president-that-republicans-describe-jon-stewart-102-10-25</image:title><image:caption>Source: azquotes.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-i-write-poetry-to-figure-things-out-any-time-i-m-trying-to-wrap-my-head-around-something-sarah-kay-116-26-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-i-write-poetry-to-figure-things-out-any-time-i-m-trying-to-wrap-my-head-around-something-sarah-kay-116-26-24</image:title><image:caption>Source: azquotes.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-it-s-a-hard-concept-for-me-to-wrap-my-head-around-to-completely-sacrifice-any-sort-of-leonardo-dicaprio-124-56-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-it-s-a-hard-concept-for-me-to-wrap-my-head-around-to-completely-sacrifice-any-sort-of-leonardo-dicaprio-124-56-77</image:title><image:caption>Source: azquotes.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-09T12:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/04/nymphs-of-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_2682.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2682</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-12T20:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/03/go-ahead-end-this-sentence-without-a-preposition-if-you-can/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/img_2757.png</image:loc><image:title>img_2757</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-02T20:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/09/03/center-for-butter-congealing-experimentation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/img_2771.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mde</image:title><image:caption>mde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-05T21:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/28/acquisition-of-edible-invertebrates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/screenshot-2017-08-28-08-33-03.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-08-28 08.33.03</image:title><image:caption>Source: www.petforums.co.uk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/thelenota_ananas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thelenota_ananas</image:title><image:caption>Thelenota ananas, a species of sea cucumber.  Credit: By Leonard Low from Australia - Flickr, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1552175</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-03T06:20:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/29/observed-agreement-expected-agreement-and-chins/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-01T12:08:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/22/on-being-stared-at/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_2534.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2534</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/stoop-project-philly-1200x800-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stoop-project-philly-1200x800-2</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://media.philly.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-10T03:08:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/03/holden-caulfield-had-it-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rye_catcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rye_catcher</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-17T02:09:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/11/anesthesia-anesthesiologist-nurse-anesthetist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/penlon_fitting_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penlon_fitting_lg</image:title><image:caption>Hose connector for nitrous oxide. Picture source: dremed.com.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/safety-anesthesia-work-station-16-638-jpg.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>safety-anesthesia-work-station-16-638.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-12T13:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/09/a-letter-to-my-colleagues/</loc><lastmod>2017-08-10T11:48:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/08/medical-interpreting-manual-introduction-spanish-guatemala/</loc><lastmod>2017-08-09T16:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/08/04/um-about-that-time-you-almost-died/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/65a90-theobservereffect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>65a90-theobservereffect</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-05T11:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/07/18/apropos-child-language-acquisition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/f2-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f2-large</image:title><image:caption>Differentiating between R and L sounds: American infants and Japanese infants at 6-8 months and at 10-12 months.  American English differentiates between the R and L sounds, but Japanese doesn't.  At 6-8 months, the American and Japanese infants do equally well/poorly at telling the difference between R and L sounds.  At 10-12 months, the American infants have improved, while the Japanese infants have gotten worse.  Picture source: Kuhl et al. (2008), Phonetic learning as a pathway to language: new data and native language magnet theory expanded (NLM-e).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-21T21:16:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/07/04/i-am-a-true-american-heres-what-that-means/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/trump-select-service.gif</image:loc><image:title>Trump select service</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-05T02:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/25/your-hands-and-how-you-feed-your-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/logo_7150016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logo_7150016</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.nosavis.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/charpentier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charpentier</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.cidj.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/063_menuisier_chaise_320x240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>063_menuisier_chaise_320x240</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/ibwe3Q</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/350px-tischler_1880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>350px-tischler_1880</image:title><image:caption>Woodworking shop, circa 1880.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/PQqRCX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/c17-ff3-8.png</image:loc><image:title>c17-ff3-8</image:title><image:caption>That curly thing (it's called a "pigtail") is a catheter sitting in the left ventricle of the heart.  Frame D is what it looks like when a healthy heart contracts--if you've had damage from a heart attack, you'll see it here as a section of the chamber that doesn't contract. Picture source: https://goo.gl/MaS89j</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/320behind20scenes_cover_fig2010.png</image:loc><image:title>320behind20scenes_cover_fig2010</image:title><image:caption>Pressure in the left ventricle gets far higher than the force that your hands can generate, so to fill it with dye, you need a special pump to slam in a big bolus of dye quickly.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/1S41Am</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/evrmuseo33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evrmuseo33</image:title><image:caption>The shirts are called huipiles. In the Guatemalan highlands, you will see women wearing them every single day. Weaving one takes about a year.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/SpjLW3</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-25T22:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/19/recursion-and-the-white-house-leak-template-for-journalists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/screenshot-2017-06-18-20-24-59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-06-18 20.24.59</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot from the New York Times web site, https://goo.gl/nSBShn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-18-at-7-16-58-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-06-18 at 7.16.58 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-18-at-7-17-13-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-06-18 at 7.17.13 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-18-at-7-17-30-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-06-18 at 7.17.30 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-18-at-7-17-51-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2017-06-18 at 7.17.51 AM</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/nSBShn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-24T12:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/17/communications-over-various-feeds-electronically-for-engagement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/covfefe-trump_wide-b5fd498736b7baadff7cf38932c364133fb1847a.png</image:loc><image:title>covfefe-trump_wide-b5fd498736b7baadff7cf38932c364133fb1847a</image:title><image:caption>The "covfefe" tweet.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/ucYXdr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-18T08:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/26/paris-beggars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/toblerone-hero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toblerone-hero</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://mcfarlandcampbell.co.uk/tag/toblerone/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/beggar-with-dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4126</image:title><image:caption>Parisian beggar with dogs.  Picture source: http://www.newsner.com/en/2015/11/12-dogs-that-love-their-owners-no-matter-how-little-money-they-have/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/roma-woman-begging-champs-elysee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roma woman begging champs elysee</image:title><image:caption>Roma woman begging on the Champs Elysée.  Picture source: http://flickrhivemind.net/Tags/beggar,paris/Interesting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-17T08:50:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/11/just-jargon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hn3f4ed.png</image:loc><image:title>hn3f4ed</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Itchy Feet, http://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2017/06/just-jargon.html#.WT05tBPysxc</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-20T12:12:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/11/the-informal-imperative-in-french-genitive-in-english-after-s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/042411_2018_limpratif1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>042411_2018_limpratif1</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: the Le Coin du français blog. https://goo.gl/jN0fh8</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV9-qPcL3bg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-14T16:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/04/obama-at-hiroshima-american-english-listening-practice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/general20cargo20ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>general20cargo20ship</image:title><image:caption>The "hold" of a ship is a big empty space belowdecks where you can transport things in bulk--see the compartment labelled 10 in this illustration.  Picture source: https://forshipbuilding.com/ship-types/cargo-ship/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-08T11:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/06/01/match-the-contexts-could-life-be-more-random/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15</image:title><image:caption>A nasty lube oil settling tank.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/H1kRYi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/img_1059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1059</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/img_1060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1060</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-01T08:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/30/being-gay-in-chechnya-the-conditional-of-uncertainty/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-04T02:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/29/how-to-cut-athe-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/comment-decouper-vos-fromages.gif</image:loc><image:title>comment-decouper-vos-fromages</image:title><image:caption>http://www.750g.com/comment-decouper-vos-fromages-a1053.htm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/comment-bien-couper-les-fromages.png</image:loc><image:title>comment-bien-couper-les-fromages</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.papillesetpupilles.fr/2014/12/comment-bien-couper-le-fromage.html/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/173061_177358958977231_7360384_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>173061_177358958977231_7360384_o</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://lafrancesaauxfourneaux.blogspot.fr/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/prod_photo1_1254_1174665938.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prod_photo1_1254_1174665938</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.achat-mulhouse.com/pro1254-Comment-couper-les-fromages.htm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-01T05:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/29/mots-du-jour-its-hot-in-holland-and-macron-has-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_1032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1032</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_1031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1031</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-29T14:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/28/httpone-npr-orgi523709894523709895/</loc><lastmod>2017-05-28T08:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/27/holland-and-the-pink-telephone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0977-e1495849596347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0977</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0976-e1495849396309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0976</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-27T13:44:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/25/bibliography-management-a-lesson-in-casual-written-american-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/leo-cullum-i-believe-in-traditional-western-medicine-bite-this-bullet-cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leo-cullum-i-believe-in-traditional-western-medicine-bite-this-bullet-cartoon</image:title><image:caption>"I believe in traditional western medicine.  Bite this bullet."  Picture source: https://goo.gl/3GE7Ea</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ralph.png</image:loc><image:title>ralph</image:title><image:caption>Ralph with the conch.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/xGRO94</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-25T10:39:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/04/language-versus-dialect-a-language-is-a-dialect-with-an-army-and-a-navy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/romance-dialect-continuum.gif</image:loc><image:title>romance dialect continuum</image:title><image:caption>The western end of the Romance dialect continuum.  Picture source: http://ito.userweb.mwn.de/grndkurs/uebungen/uebung11.htm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-25T06:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/24/french-do-not-hate-americans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/cg_34_shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cg_34_shirt</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: beartshirtcompany.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T17:19:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/24/just-another-pretty-day-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0928</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0929.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0929</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0915.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0915</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T09:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/20/gonna-reduction/</loc><lastmod>2017-05-21T15:25:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/07/cautiously-optimistic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0462.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0462</image:title><image:caption>Graffiti that I saw on my way into a metro station this morning: "Neither Macron nor Le Pen means Le Pen."  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-20T13:01:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/19/trump-travel-ban-english-scientific-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nagasakibomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nagasakibomb</image:title><image:caption>Atom bomb exploding over Nagasaki.  Picture source: By Charles Levy from one of the B-29 Superfortresses used in the attack. - http://www.archives.gov/research/military/ww2/photos/images/ww2-163.jpg National Archives image (208-N-43888), Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=56719</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screenshot-2017-05-15-06-44-36.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-05-15 06.44.36</image:title><image:caption>Change in average number of authors per paper in a typical computational linguistics conference.  Source: Mariani, Joseph, Patrick Paroubek, Gil Francopoulo, and Olivier Hamon. "Rediscovering 15 years of discoveries in language resources and evaluation: The LREC anthology analysis." In Proceedings of LREC, pp. 26-31. 2014.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-20T11:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/10/head-driven-phrase-structure-grammar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/walks-avm.png</image:loc><image:title>walks-avm</image:title><image:caption>HPSG representation of the English verb "walks", as in "she walks".  Picture source: https://goo.gl/YRKyzJ</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-12T06:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/07/microchips-and-lexical-semantics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/how_microchip_works.gif</image:loc><image:title>how_microchip_works</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/EvXwQz</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0442</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/img_0459-e1494190279590.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0459</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-08T14:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/05/downsideupside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/screenshot-2017-05-04-23-33-25.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-05-04 23.33.25</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-05T10:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/05/frame-semantics-buy-sell-pay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/2-figure1-1.png</image:loc><image:title>2-figure1-1</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Agarwal, Apoorv, Daniel Bauer, and Owen Rambow. "Using Frame Semantics in Natural Language Processing." Proceedings of Frame Semantics in NLP: A Workshop in Honor of Chuck Fillmore. Vol. 1929. 2014.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-05T04:49:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/01/on-reviewing-a-scientific-paper-the-summary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/e0a47bc09472f957ea2813b2acad1512.gif</image:loc><image:title>e0a47bc09472f957ea2813b2acad1512</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: phdcomics.com, https://goo.gl/2oGXfI</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/16198_10155276140165640_8482032632772318289_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16198_10155276140165640_8482032632772318289_n</image:title><image:caption>The amount of stuff available on the Internet about the pain of poorly-done reviews is not a bad indicator of ... Picture source: https://goo.gl/VaUtks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-04T18:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/10/24/guillaume-apollinaire-excercice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/2014-07-04-19-10-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-07-04 19.10.09</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-03T07:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/05/01/on-destiny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Want to know what it means?  You'll have to read the rest of the post.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-01T19:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/25/zipfs-law-and-my-walk-to-the-lab/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0132-e1493104248746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0132</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0131-e1493103950212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0131</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0130-e1493103972941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0130</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0126</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0127</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0122</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0124</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0125.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0125</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0123</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-25T08:47:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/24/miniature-pinscher-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/e35f0d10e38bd2143ba7e694cd42feb8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e35f0d10e38bd2143ba7e694cd42feb8</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/NJa1cu</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-25T09:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/24/les-mots-de-ma-vie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0112-e1493021630257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0112</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0113-e1493021657870.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0113</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-24T20:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/20/english-subjunctive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-24T06:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/19/dulce-et-decorum-est/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/nach_gasangriff_1917.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nach_gasangriff_1917</image:title><image:caption>By Hermann Rex (1884-1937) - Postcard, sent Jule 1916; Herman Rex: Der Weltkrieg in seiner rauhen Wirklichkeit. Das Frontkämpferwerk. Oberammergau 1926. S. 85., Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=15046522</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/hqdefault1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault1</image:title><image:caption>"...the white eyes writhing in his face..."  Victim of gas attack by the Syrian government. Picture source: https://goo.gl/6nHTK6</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/engine-room-liberty-ship-john-w-brown-2012_284_4718-1024x677.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Engine room, Liberty Ship John W Brown 2012_284_4718-1024x677</image:title><image:caption>Engine room of the Liberty Ship John W. Brown.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/aT2YhF</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-21T12:06:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/15/juventud-divino-tesoro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/rubc3a9n_darc3ado_maison_paris_1909_e28093_1912.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubc3a9n_darc3ado_maison_paris_1909_e28093_1912</image:title><image:caption>Darío lived in Paris for 4 months--who knew? 4, rue Herschel, 75006. Picture source: DanielaBPSept.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-15T16:06:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/15/reproducibility-computational-research-science/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/explicit_negation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explicit_negation</image:title><image:caption>Distribution of explicit negation in two different genres of biomedical texts. One moral of the story: if you're building a language processing system that uses extremely simple techniques, running it on the discharge summaries will give you a lot of incorrect results. On the other hand, you could probably apply it to the journal articles without too much trouble.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-15T11:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/14/dialect-differentiation-scots-american-urban-rural/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-15T00:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/14/red-but-not-off-color-heinrich-schliemann/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screenshot-2017-04-14-06-01-28.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-04-14 06.01.28</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sophia_schliemann_treasure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sophia_schliemann_treasure</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Storia Illustrata n. 167.  Public domain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-14T10:56:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/13/leavin-on-a-jet-plane-how-to-read-a-newspaper-story-about-research/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fandaccuracy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fAndaccuracy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-13T21:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/13/bon-menage/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-13T16:37:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/09/guillaume-apollinaire-concrete-poetry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/usmarines_aav_iraq_apr_2004_116_hires.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Operation Iraqi Freedom II</image:title><image:caption>An LVTP7 amphibious assault vehicle.  Picture source: USMC.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/guillaume_apollinaire_foto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guillaume_apollinaire_foto</image:title><image:caption>Guillaume Apollinaire.  I recently found a photo of him from before the war, and was surprised at how much bigger he looked before getting wounded.  Public domain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/hybrid-suite-cardiac-16x9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hybrid-suite-cardiac-16x9</image:title><image:caption>A cardiac catheterization lab.  Picture source: Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/wicked-smart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wicked-smart</image:title><image:caption>The spelling of "smart" as "smaht" here is important, in that it's meant to reflect the stereotypical regional pronunciation of the Northeast US, where this use of "wicked" comes from.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/73585648.jpg</image:loc><image:title>73585648</image:title><image:caption>The spelling of "smart" as "smaht" here is important, in that it's meant to reflect the stereotypical regional pronunciation of the Northeast US, where this use of "wicked" comes from.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ws-teaser2.png</image:loc><image:title>ws-teaser2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/2007-12-13-imagine-wicked-cool-possessions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2007-12-13-imagine-wicked-cool-possessions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5326029-0490dfaa02f5b60aea13579ac26a82eb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5326029-0490dfaa02f5b60aea13579ac26a82eb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/6a00e54ef97d7c88330168ea8ec3c4970c-pi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00e54ef97d7c88330168ea8ec3c4970c-pi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/screenshot-2017-04-09-02-09-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-04-09 02.09.11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-11T03:52:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/08/danse-macabre-the-illustrated-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/baudelaire_1844.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baudelaire_1844</image:title><image:caption>dandy: in Baudelaire, this is a compliment, as you might guess from this painting of him by Emile Deroy from 1844. Picture source: Wikipedia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fleurs-du-mal-larousse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fleurs du mal larousse</image:title><image:caption>The Larousse version of Baudelaire's "Les fleurs du mal." Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/uk8693-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uk8693-80</image:title><image:caption>La ruche: a strip of pleated fabric.

La ruche qui se joue au bord des clavicules,
Comme un ruisseau lascif qui se frotte au rocher...
 Picture source: https://goo.gl/0TignC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/652b3299413ea4845776be34d1c66177.png</image:loc><image:title>652b3299413ea4845776be34d1c66177</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/BVRvlb</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/6iD050</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-12T23:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/07/light-verbs-and-suicide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-04-18-02-35.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-04-18-02-35</image:title><image:caption>All examples of the verb commetre with a preposition in the frTenTen12 corpus--that's 9.9 billion words of French harvested from the Internet, available on the Sketch Engine web site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-04-17-47-19.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-04-17-47-19</image:title><image:caption>Definition of light verb construction (LVC) from "Light verb constructions in Romance:  A syntactic analysis," by Josep Alba-Salas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-04-01-26-01.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-04-01-26-01</image:title><image:caption>Objects and subjects of the verb "commit" in 19.7 billion words of English.  From the enTenTen corpus on the Sketch Engine web site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-04-01-24-01.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-04-01-24-01</image:title><image:caption>Screen shot from the Sketch Engine web site</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-14T04:18:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/06/henry-reed-returning-of-issue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/stupefied.png</image:loc><image:title>stupefied</image:title><image:caption>In theory, "stupefaction" is the state of being surprised into silence.  You'll also hear it use to mean something like a state of silence or dullness from any cause whatsoever.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/SLM93N</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/military-regimental-sergeant-major-ronald-brittain-mons-barracks-aldershot-g4tktg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>military-regimental-sergeant-major-ronald-brittain-mons-barracks-aldershot-g4tktg</image:title><image:caption>A sergeant-major is a very senior enlisted man in the US military; in the UK of Reed's time, I think it was a warrant officer.  The "RSM" of the poem is the regimental sergeant major, a leadership position that is held by someone who has been in the military for quite a while.  The photo is of a British RSM; no date, sorry.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/aV1Z9I</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-06T05:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/05/henry-reed-psychological-warfare/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title><image:caption>The "helpless men descending from the heavens" to whom the speaker refers are German paratroopers.  Don't spend too much time searching for pictures of them on line, or you will be looking at pictures of little children waiting in line for gas chambers before you know it.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/pIYaly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/british_recruits_august_1914_q53234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>british_recruits_august_1914_q53234</image:title><image:caption>When the speaker refers to the recent "mobs," he's using an old slang word for a "mobilization" or call-up of civilians to the military.  Here are Brits responding to the August 1914 mob, I believe.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/Eha36A</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tyne-cot-cemetery-passchendaele-ridge-belgium-world-war-i-c1918-1919-bjw9g1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tyne-cot-cemetery-passchendaele-ridge-belgium-world-war-i-c1918-1919-bjw9g1</image:title><image:caption>Part of the cemetery at xx, the site of a prolonged battle that took about 400,000 lives and moved the front line only several kilometers. Picture source: https://goo.gl/ej8Dpx</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ebb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ebb</image:title><image:caption>"To ebb" is to flow down, as in the receding of the tide.  Note the wet sand--that is what has been left uncovered by the receding of the tide or of a wave.   To "ebb up," as it is used in the poem, sounds awfully odd, and I haven't found it in the British National Corpus.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/A8r13s</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-06T21:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/best-of-zipfs-law/</loc><lastmod>2017-04-04T06:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/04/unarmed-combat-henry-reed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/enrique_garlit2c_left2c_issues_a_u-s-_navy_seaman_recruit_an_eight-point_cover_for_his_newly_issued_navy_working_uniform_at_recruit_training_command2c_great_lakes2c_ill-2c_april_302c_2009_090430.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Checking out new uniforms</image:title><image:caption>Getting your issue in Navy boot camp.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/DqYe9r</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/the20foot2011.png</image:loc><image:title>the20foot2011</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/xYoId9</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pain-in-the-ball-of-foot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pain-in-the-ball-of-foot</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/NPwbOk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/2ab0c053-3036-4a7e-b46c-c8d7727db782.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2ab0c053-3036-4a7e-b46c-c8d7727db782</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/6r8Fgy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-04T15:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/22/my-last-assclown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/my-last-duchess-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my-last-duchess-010</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://poetrydish.blogspot.fr/2011/08/foot-of-iamb.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T04:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/01/naming-of-parts-the-illustrated-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/basic_rifle_parts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>basic_rifle_parts</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/b9U0dY</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T04:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/02/judging-distances-the-illustrated-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gkvp0cz.png</image:loc><image:title>gkvp0cz</image:title><image:caption>This illustration seems to come from a forum about a computer game or something.  Nonetheless: it's a pretty good illustration of dead ground!  Picture source: https://goo.gl/5rWBHB</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T04:12:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/04/03/movement-of-bodies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bond1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bond1</image:title><image:caption>The famous "grassy knoll."  I got this off of a JFK assassination conspiracy theory website, but have no idea to whom it should actually be credited.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/palouse-river-gorge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palouse-river-gorge</image:title><image:caption>The Palouse River Gorge.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/zkU7CN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/b5_1211.gif</image:loc><image:title>b5_1211</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: armystudyguide.com, https://goo.gl/SNBe4g</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T21:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/03/28/what-it-means-to-be-an-iguana-the-jaccard-index/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/slide_54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slide_54</image:title><image:caption>We've looked at one measure of similarity/difference--the Jaccard XX--but, there are others.  Here's a small sample.  Picture source: http://images.slideplayer.com/24/6982424/slides/slide_54.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/john_rupert_firth.png</image:loc><image:title>john_rupert_firth</image:title><image:caption>John Rupert Firth.  Picture source: Public domain, photographer unknown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/learn-more-about-brumation-6c505dfd5f0942f62981d4f820f09207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>learn more about brumation 6c505dfd5f0942f62981d4f820f09207</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/zjuxaC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/post-brumation-follow-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post-brumation follow-up</image:title><image:caption>The title of this talk is every bit as creepy as you would expect.  You can find it here: https://www.slideshare.net/mgray11/r-sim</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-28T19:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/03/10/suggested-readings-for-week-5/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-28T00:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/03/peru-english-perfect-tenses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/549px-peru_orthographic_projection-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>549px-Peru_(orthographic_projection).svg</image:title><image:caption>Peru.  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Peru_(orthographic_projection).svg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-24T06:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/03/10/zombie-apocalypse-computer-science-education/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/screenshot-2017-03-10-04-25-01.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2017-03-10 04.25.01</image:title><image:caption>zombilingo.org, a web site that supports research on what linguists call the "heads" of groupes nominaux ("noun phrases," in English).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-10T14:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/03/08/how-to-annoy-a-linguist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/bulgarian-flag-bg_971.gif</image:loc><image:title>bulgarian flag bg_971</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.worldstatesmen.org/Bulgaria.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T04:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/03/08/how-defending-trump-is-like-defending-domestic-abuse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screenshot-2017-02-26-02-14-35.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-02-26-02-14-35</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://goo.gl/YswwKk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screenshot-2017-02-26-02-10-47.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-02-26-02-10-47</image:title><image:caption>Source: https://goo.gl/kQeAju</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-08T13:30:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/28/semiotic-analysis-heinz-ketchup-advertisement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cocacola-5cents-1900_edit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cocacola-5cents-1900_edit1</image:title><image:caption>This ad from 1900 is a good example of a common strategy for getting people to buy a commodity from you: the ad tells you nothing about Coca-Cola, but plays on your desire to want to be like the lady in the picture--young, wealthy (note the elaborate clothing), and loved (note the flowers).  Picture source: public domain, https://goo.gl/N5ik40</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/38-most-amazing-print-advertisements-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>38-Most-Amazing-Print-Advertisements-02</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-01T11:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/27/how-to-not-get-a-second-date-with-a-non-linguist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/la-choucroute-en-pratique-5015-1200-630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la-choucroute-en-pratique-5015-1200-630</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.jds.fr 
https://goo.gl/2aCI2i</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-28T13:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/25/questions-with-only-one-right-answer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/gauche-james-dean-quote-i-m-a-serious-minded-and-intense-little-devil-terribly-gauche-and-so-tense-that-i-don-james-dean-63-50-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gauche-james-dean-quote-i-m-a-serious-minded-and-intense-little-devil-terribly-gauche-and-so-tense-that-i-don-james-dean-63-50-46</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.azquotes.com/quote/635046</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-26T14:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/24/dictionary-porn-today/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-27T04:14:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/25/dictionary-porn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/zsa_zsa_gabor_-_1959.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zsa_zsa_gabor_-_1959</image:title><image:caption>Zsa Zsa Gabor in 1959.  Picture source: Rogers and Cowan talent agency.  Downloaded from Wikimedia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3727.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3727</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3724.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3724</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3726.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3726</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3736</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3737.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3737</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3735.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3735</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3738.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3738</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3739</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_3734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3734</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-24T19:18:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/23/lexical-category-and-syntactic-ambiguity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-20-16-10-31.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-20-16-10-31</image:title><image:caption>VP is "verb phrase."  The verb phrase forms a clause, and the clause has to be inside a "noun phrase" (NP), or else you have to posit that you don't need to have nouns to have a subject, which you can do, but then you trade off the less-complex structure for a more-complex set of syntactic categories.  You choose.  Picture source: screen shot from http://mshang.ca/syntree/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-20-16-07-06.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-20-16-07-06</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot from http://mshang.ca/syntree/.  Try it out, it's super-fun! I mean, for a syntactic tree generator...  and if you like bracketing phrases...  I'm going back to writing my post now...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-20-14-20-50.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-20-14-20-50</image:title><image:caption>I found this jewel of a review of a pair of socks on the THORLO web site.  Picture source: screen shot of https://goo.gl/Uk1IYN</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sock-knitting-poem-rc07899.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sock-knitting-poem-rc07899</image:title><image:caption>Poem about knitting socks for soldiers. From a 1918 newspaper, original source unknown.  My source: https://goo.gl/dUYUG7</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/socks-australian-children-h11581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>socks-australian-children-h11581</image:title><image:caption>Australian schoolchildren during WWI with a pile of socks they've knitted.  1918.  Picture source: Australian War Memorial, public domain.  https://goo.gl/dUYUG7</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-23T15:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/18/the-best-monolingual-french-dictionary-app-dictionnaire-francais-by-farlex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_9836</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screenshot-2017-02-18-08-17-25.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-02-18-08-17-25</image:title><image:caption>Some problems with definitions in dictionaries.  Picture source: draft of a paper by me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screenshot-2017-02-18-08-12-36.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-02-18-08-12-36</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: draft of a paper of mine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/buying-a-dictionary-should-be-the-first-thing-you-do-0518d2f9a64262174818eba7a8914720def4a2-wm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buying-a-dictionary-should-be-the-first-thing-you-do-0518d2f9a64262174818eba7a8914720def4a2-wm</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/0epYGM</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9836.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9836</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9828.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9828</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9827.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9827</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9829.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9829</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9825.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9825</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_9826.png</image:loc><image:title>img_9826</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-27T06:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/15/the-question-your-grand-kids-are-going-to-ask-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/1314227-obecc81ir_cest_trahir_decc81sobecc81ir_cest_servir.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1314227-obeir_cest_trahir_desobeir_cest_servir</image:title><image:caption>French Resistance message: "To obey is to betray.  To disobey is to serve."  Picture source: https://goo.gl/a5Ep9Y</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/croix-de-lorraine-2656_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>croix-de-lorraine-2656_400</image:title><image:caption>The Croix de Lorraine, symbol of the French Resistance during World War II.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/lChOU1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-16T19:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/14/ad-hominem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rhetoric-children-king-queen-royal-princes-marks-rman4426_low.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/r/rhetoric.asp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-19T21:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/14/linguists-boring-incomprehensible-evil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/frabz-linguistics-what-my-friends-think-i-do-what-my-parents-think-wha-08a570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frabz-linguistics-what-my-friends-think-i-do-what-my-parents-think-wha-08a570</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://frabz.com/60c2</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-14T20:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/03/dessus-dessous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/screenshot-2017-02-03-00-00-23.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-02-03-00-00-23</image:title><image:caption>Words that differ only in having the French sound spelt u versus the French sound spelt ou.  Picture source: screen shot from http://minimalpairs.net/en/fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/fig-4-schematic-representation-of-three-vowels-i-a-u-with-two-or-four-tubes-original.png</image:loc><image:title>fig-4-schematic-representation-of-three-vowels-i-a-u-with-two-or-four-tubes-original</image:title><image:caption>Two-tube models of the vowels [i], [u], and [a].  The third author of the paper from which I took this figure once left a note on my desk that had the effect of getting my office mates off my fucking back for the remainder of my post-graduate education, but that's a story for another time.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/9u7BNp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/img_9498.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_9498</image:title><image:caption>Still life with buckwheat: two foil-wrapped gallettes, one on top of the other. Picture source: me, right before dinner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-06T11:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/02/03/french-american-produce-gavagai/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/img_9512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_9512</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-08T19:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/26/zipfs-law-english-reduction-lemme/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-03T06:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/25/vocabulary-hoax-and-social-stratification/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-25T18:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/10/haussmannian-apartment-buildings-and-the-zombie-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-11-21-09-25-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-11-21-09-25-55</image:title><image:caption>The view down to the "courtyard" of my building--just enough room for the truck belonging to the plumbing company on the rez de chaussée (ground floor).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-11-21-09-26-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-11-21-09-26-23</image:title><image:caption>The view up the "courtyard" in my building--opposite direction.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-11-21-09-26-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-11-21-09-26-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-11-21-09-26-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-11-21-09-26-28</image:title><image:caption>The view up the "courtyard" opening in by building.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/haussmann-with-details-in-french-f5d8b7f457292025a07b4a0283731c5c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haussmann-with-details-in-french-f5d8b7f457292025a07b4a0283731c5c</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/484699978619249706/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/haussmann-with-floors-indicated-by-hand-81de56bf1bf1a125a06a1def21481833.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haussmann-with-floors-indicated-by-hand-81de56bf1bf1a125a06a1def21481833</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/485685141039130992/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/haussmann-apartment-characteristics-55ac353cb573ed8f21be49d1d3aacbb8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haussmann-apartment-characteristics-55ac353cb573ed8f21be49d1d3aacbb8</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/417708934162288657/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-26T23:35:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/24/strict-fathers-nurturant-parents-george-lakoff-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-24-09-28-04.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-24 09.28.04</image:title><image:caption>Screenshot of a FrameNet entry.  Source: https://framenet2.icsi.berkeley.edu/fnReports/data/frameIndex.xml?frame=Commerce_buy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-19T02:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/18/for-my-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/le-mot-maurice-pergnier.png</image:loc><image:title>le-mot-maurice-pergnier</image:title><image:caption>The table of contents of "Le mot," by Maurice Pergnier.  The point of the picture is that the first 46 pages of the book address the various arguments for and against the whole idea of the word.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-17-16-05-00.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-17-16-05-00</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of the Sketch Engine web site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/for-my-money-sketch-engine-screenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>for-my-money-sketch-engine-screenshot</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot from the Sketch Engine web site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-17-15-53-25.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-17-15-53-25</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: also me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/screenshot-2017-01-17-15-51-58.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2017-01-17-15-51-58</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-22T05:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/02/social-media-linguistics-suicide-and-you/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-18T01:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/16/foreigners-in-japan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/wakarimasen-e382ade383a3e38397e38381e383a3331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wakarimasen-e382ade383a3e38397e38381e383a3331</image:title><image:caption>"Wakarimasen" means "I don't understand" or "I don't know."  Picture source: https://goo.gl/qImFiq</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-22T05:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/15/why-you-cant-unsee-things-compositionality-and-haussmanns-apartment-buildings/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-22T05:49:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/15/zombies-in-english-and-french/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-16T03:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/11/suicide-courage-language-fat-clothes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/simone-smiling-b2bd622faaf56ce460b21b3b0020a807.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simone-smiling-b2bd622faaf56ce460b21b3b0020a807</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fuck-your-past-images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuck-your-past-images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/to-commit-suicide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>to-commit-suicide</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/keep-calm-suicide-is-cowardly-images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keep-calm-suicide-is-cowardly-images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lafcadio-hearn-author-there-was-very-little-suicide-among-the-men-of.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lafcadio-hearn-author-there-was-very-little-suicide-among-the-men-of</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/suicide-cowards-living-is-hard-index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suicide-cowards-living-is-hard-index</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/u-kill-yourself-0515863b2245a2456034e47bf99ac530666701-wm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>u-kill-yourself-0515863b2245a2456034e47bf99ac530666701-wm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/zonaruido-brutal-thin-suicide-is-for-cowards-mas-madera-5259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zonaruido-brutal-thin-suicide-is-for-cowards-mas-madera-5259</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/artworks-000016537812-vmkr1l-t500x500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artworks-000016537812-vmkr1l-t500x500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/stained-blood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stained-blood</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-19T21:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/09/the-most-boring-neighborhood-in-paris/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-10T22:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2017/01/01/derivational-morphology-pragmatics-rats-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/3201193267_1_2_1xvwye8b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3201193267_1_2_1xvwye8b</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/Vi12De</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dont-give-a-rats-ass-about-the-clueless.png</image:loc><image:title>dont-give-a-rats-ass-about-the-clueless</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://likesuccess.com/topics/1224/ass/8</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-03T13:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/20/fill-in-the-blanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/2016-12-19-09-00-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-12-19-09-00-53</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-31T08:26:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/17/matching/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-18T12:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/17/truefalse/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-18T13:35:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/17/elevators-shall-not-be-used-in-case-of-fire-seriously/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-17T04:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/04/non-autonomy-of-syntax/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-03T06:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/12/02/paris-boulevards-barricades-zombie-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/car-and-paves-dyn005_original_582_400_pjpeg_2579114_11c16ef2d2f65e2ca6b4febec3fed2ec.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car-and-paves-dyn005_original_582_400_pjpeg_2579114_11c16ef2d2f65e2ca6b4febec3fed2ec</image:title><image:caption>Post-riot rubble, Paris, May 1968.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/c8a1AG</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/paves-1968-ea3f088c92dae6146000f952623c2df8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paves-1968-ea3f088c92dae6146000f952623c2df8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/barricade_paris_1871_by_pierre-ambrose_richebourg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barricade_paris_1871_by_pierre-ambrose_richebourg</image:title><image:caption> avril 1871. Coin de la place de l'Hôtel de Ville et de la rue de Rivoli.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/1JsHPl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/queue-de-paon-images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queue-de-paon-images</image:title><image:caption>"Queue de paon" (peacock tail) paving stone pattern.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/0tdn3H</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/boulevard_montmartre_paris_pissarro_2402111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boulevard_montmartre_paris_pissarro_240211</image:title><image:caption>Boulevard Montmartre by Camille Pissarro, 1897.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/TzPSuS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/boulevard_montmartre_paris_pissarro_240211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boulevard_montmartre_paris_pissarro_240211</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-04T05:34:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/29/tea-panda-cookies-and-the-bibliotheque-nationale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_8300.png</image:loc><image:title>img_8300</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_8286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8286</image:title><image:caption>The Bibliothèque Nationale, or National Library.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_8299-e1480467988396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8299</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_8301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_8301</image:title><image:caption>The box of tea that I brought back from China for a visit did not survive its visit to the BNF.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-30T15:04:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/26/dalf-c1-discourse-connectives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ohp-sch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ohp-sch</image:title><image:caption>How we gave talks back in the day, before there were laptops and PowerPoint.  Picture source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overhead_projector</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-26T22:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/10/life-isnt-cheap-here-but-sometimes-things-go-to-sh-consecutive-and-simultaneous-interpretation/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-19T19:50:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/19/spanish-cow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/better-cherokee-national_language.jpg</image:loc><image:title>better-cherokee-national_language</image:title><image:caption>Sorry--once I start thinking about the "Official English" idiots, I can get a little wound up.  If you're not a North American: Cherokee is one of the big Native American languages.  Picture source: https://xkcd.com/84/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/english-are-language.png</image:loc><image:title>english-are-language</image:title><image:caption>This fool has mis-spelled "our."  Not an example of how to use "to speak broken English"--I just couldn't pass up a chance to mock the "Official English" folks.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/pB1Ew1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/o-anonewu-if-you-mock-someones-broken-english-and-you-4130956.png</image:loc><image:title>o-anonewu-if-you-mock-someones-broken-english-and-you-4130956</image:title><image:caption>The point: if you're an American, then the guy speaking broken English probably speaks one language more than you do.  Picture: https://goo.gl/9aPwUr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/official-misspelt-fm-05_4_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>official-misspelt-fm-05_4_2</image:title><image:caption>The joke here is that this idiot has mis-spelled "official."  Picture source: https://goo.gl/PEZUHH</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/coq-galois-a2812b8baddd4f2d9f5b642d135612b0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coq-galois-a2812b8baddd4f2d9f5b642d135612b0</image:title><image:caption>Le coq galois.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/VpFPlD</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-20T18:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/15/de-beauvoirs-critique-ontology-french-numbers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/french-numbers-itchy-feet-u0alyrr.png</image:loc><image:title>french-numbers-itchy-feet-u0alyrr</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://goo.gl/XHKpu8</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-13T11:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/16/vigesimal-numbers-in-french-80-eighty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/french-funny-german-haha-favim-com-27899951.jpg</image:loc><image:title>french-funny-german-haha-favim-com-2789995</image:title><image:caption>How to say 92 in 5 languages, the last one French.  Picture source: http://favim.com/image/2789995/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/french-funny-german-haha-favim-com-2789995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>french-funny-german-haha-favim-com-2789995</image:title><image:caption>How to say 92 Picture source: http://favim.com/image/2789995/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T13:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/14/dalf-c1-periphrasis-oral-production/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/kano_jigoro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kano_jigoro</image:title><image:caption>Jigoro Kano, the Japanese educator who invented judo.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/UtD9ny</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/periphrastic-do-7mipz.gif</image:loc><image:title>periphrastic-do-7mipz</image:title><image:caption>Historical change in the periphrastic use of "do" in English.  Picture source: https://goo.gl/f0ztf7</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dont-talk-to-idiots-dont-bother-images.png</image:loc><image:title>dont-talk-to-idiots-dont-bother-images</image:title><image:caption>This is what I've called the "angry" version.  The implication: don't bother talking to me, because you're an idiot, so I won't respond.  Picture source: https://boldomatic.com/view/post/l4kCfQ</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/220px-dont_bother_to_knock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-dont_bother_to_knock</image:title><image:caption>You can have a present participle, as in "don't bother knocking," or an infinitive, as in the title of this movie.  The meaning is the same, either way.  Picture source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Bother_to_Knock</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/don-t-bother-i-won-t-die-of-deception.jpg</image:loc><image:title>don-t-bother-i-won-t-die-of-deception</image:title><image:caption>This is the angry use.  The speaker is refusing something that the listener has offered to do. Picture source: https://www.boldomatic.com/view/post/aLsbAw</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-15T13:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/07/dinner-at-huazhong-agricultural-university/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/brigitte-comments-on-cow-story-3697_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brigitte-comments-on-cow-story-3697_001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-09T21:18:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/09/screwing-things-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/north_face_south_tower_after_plane_strike_9-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>north_face_south_tower_after_plane_strike_9-11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-13T12:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/11/03/french-verb-amarsir-land-on-mars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moon-lander-se-pose-xvmfb059012-c5d7-11e5-a73a-0308cf460797.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon-lander-se-pose-xvmfb059012-c5d7-11e5-a73a-0308cf460797</image:title><image:caption>Le Figaro hashed through a similar question at the time of the 1966 Luna IX landing on the moon.  They were on the wrong side of history.  Picture source: http://i.f1g.fr/media/figaro/805x453_crop/2016/02/02/XVMfb059012-c5d7-11e5-a73a-0308cf460797.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/quotative_like_2x.png</image:loc><image:title>quotative_like_2x</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate descriptivist shoulder-shrug.  Picture source: https://xkcd.com/1483/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-08T06:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/31/the-contradictions-of-a-french-chateau/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/plafond-medieval.png</image:loc><image:title>plafond-medieval</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/chacc82teau_de_chenonceau_1914_acc80_1918_15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cha%cc%82teau_de_chenonceau_1914_a_1918_15</image:title><image:caption>Mme. Menier assisting in surgery at the château during World War I.  The influence of women at Chenanceau has always been strong, leading to its nickname, the Château des Dames.  Picture source: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_de_Chenonceau#/media/File:Ch%C3%A2teau_de_Chenonceau_1914_%C3%A0_1918_(15).jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/chateau_de_chenonceau_2008e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chateau_de_chenonceau_2008e</image:title><image:caption>The Château de Chenonceau.  https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=4924052</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T16:50:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/05/paris-champ-de-mars-wine-beer-eiffel-tower-sellers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/eiffel-tower-sellers-non-mobile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eiffel tower sellers non-mobile</image:title><image:caption>Guys selling Eiffel Tower replicas.  The cloths have straps along two sides so that they can be quickly picked up and run off with, along with their contents, when the police come.  Picture source: http://www.gettyimages.fr/detail/photo/france-paris-african-souvenir-vendor-under-the-eiffel-tower-photo/492707493.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/african-eiffel-tower-seller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>African Eiffel Tower seller</image:title><image:caption>Eiffel Tower seller--notice the hoop with all of the small towers hanging off of it.  Picture source: http://www.ottsworld.com/blogs/will-the-real-eiffel-tower-please-stand-up/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-26T10:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/01/why-there-are-so-many-beggars-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/le-mendiant-et-son-enfant-yves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Le mendiant et son enfant Yves</image:title><image:caption>Le mendiant et son enfant Yves, "The beggar and his son Yves," dated to 1317.  Picture source: http://classes.bnf.fr/ema/grands./084.htm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-22T04:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/19/how-were-sounding-stupid-today-1-fish-per-ticket/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-26T14:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/02/this-is-actually-a-much-nicer-neighborhood-than-it-sounds-like/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-01-16-14-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-01 16.14.59</image:title><image:caption>After a long flight from the US, I'm tired, but not too tired to do the shopping.  Yes, that's the guy across the street having a cigarette on his balcony.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-19T07:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/18/where-to-buy-the-best-macarons-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mori-yoshida-interior-img_72251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mori-yoshida-interior-img_7225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mouton-4dcd26dce04c746ec097f0044d0f047e1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouton-4dcd26dce04c746ec097f0044d0f047e</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mori-yoshida-interior-img_7225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mori-yoshida-interior-img_7225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mori-yoshida-sign-in-window-img_7226.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mori-yoshida-sign-in-window-img_7226</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mori-yoshida-hours-img_7227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mori-yoshida-hours-img_7227</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mori-yoshida-sign-img_7224.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mori-yoshida-sign-img_7224</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mori-yoshida-front-img_7223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mori-yoshida-front-img_7223</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mouton-4dcd26dce04c746ec097f0044d0f047e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouton-4dcd26dce04c746ec097f0044d0f047e</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/3659243422218653/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_7221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7221</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_7219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7219</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-18T15:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/13/what-to-expect-graduate-student-computational-linguistics-natural-language-processing/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-18T07:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/17/where-to-eat-breakfast-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/rugby-gastronomie-img_7171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rugby-gastronomie-img_7171</image:title><image:caption>108 rue Saint-Dominique, 75007.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/le-campanella-breakfast-img_7170.jpg</image:loc><image:title>le-campanella-breakfast-img_7170</image:title><image:caption>Le Campanella, corner of Bosquet and Saint-Dominique.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-17T20:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/17/adjectives-with-prepositional-complements/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/diplocc82me-saut-784x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diplo%cc%82me-saut-784x1024</image:title><image:caption>I found this image when Googling for DELF/DALF-related images and had to laugh, as we were most definitely not walking out of the room looking like this afterwards.  Picture source: http://delf-dalf.ambafrance-ca.org/en/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-18T06:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/13/tutelary-gods-and-how-to-use-tout/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/montaigne-img_7084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>montaigne-img_7084</image:title><image:caption>Statue of Michel de Montaigne on the rue des Ecoles.  It makes me all warm and gooey inside to know that my grandfather probably visited this statue for the same reason that I did.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/montaigne-right-foot-img_7085.jpg</image:loc><image:title>montaigne-right-foot-img_7085</image:title><image:caption>Montaigne's right foot, polished by generations of students touching it for luck with their tests.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tout-ce-que-vous-voulez-img_7086.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tout-ce-que-vous-voulez-img_7086</image:title><image:caption>Tout ce que vous voulez: Everything you want.  Picture source: me, on my way home this evening.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-14T15:39:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/12/an-apple-sock-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_7063.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_7063</image:title><image:caption>A chausson aux pommes--a sort of apple turnover.  Picture source: me, waiting for the RER B at the Denfert-Rochereau train station.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2016-10-08-02-46-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-10-08-02-46-50</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-13T07:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/04/he-had-vomited-yesterday-the-plus-que-parfait-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/plus-que-parfait-tex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plus-que-parfait-tex</image:title><image:caption>The passé composé, imparfait, and plus-que-parfait contrasted.  Picture source: http://loiseaudufle.blogspot.com/2012/09/le-passe-passe-compose-imparfait-plus.html, who put it together from images on the excellent Tex's French Grammar web site, at https://www.laits.utexas.edu/tex/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-20-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.20.33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-16-04.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.16.04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-14-36.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.14.36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-09-591.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.09.59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-09-59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.09.59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-06-15.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.06.15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-01-13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.01.13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-11-55-281.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 11.55.28</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-10T22:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/08/eat-choke-and-leave-how-to-pronounce-toponyms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nevada-pronunciation-t-shirt-photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nevada-pronunciation-t-shirt-photo-2</image:title><image:caption>How to pronounce "Nevada."  Picture source: https://oliviapiotter.wordpress.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nevada-pronunciation-1-5590.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nevada-pronunciation-1-5590</image:title><image:caption>How to pronounce "Nevada."  Picture source: http://www.eventflags.com/Nevada-Decals-and-Magnets/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nevada-pronunciation-2-12536092l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nevada-pronunciation-2-12536092l</image:title><image:caption>How to pronounce "Nevada."  Picture source: http://nevadawolfshop.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-09T09:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/10/07/cataphora-do-so-pro-verb-phrase/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-08T19:22:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/29/go-left-then-right-faire-la-bise/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-29T16:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/28/trump-and-a-blood-stained-sheet-talking-about-confrontation-and-bullies-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bully-sticks-in-dog-mouth-580x385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bully-sticks-in-dog-mouth-580x385</image:title><image:caption>Bully stick: dried animal penis, usually purchased for dogs to chew on.  Picture source: http://bullystickshoppe.com/category/dogs/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/750x400xthe-bully-pulpit-pagespeed-ic-p0-s37oj_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>750x400xthe-bully-pulpit-jpg-pagespeed-ic-p0-s37oj_</image:title><image:caption>The bully pulpit: a position, usually in public life, that gives you the ability to broadcast your views widely.  Picture source: http://www.historynet.com/book-review-the-bully-pulpit.htm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bully-beef-images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bully-beef-images</image:title><image:caption>Canned or pickled beef.  Thefreedictionary.com says that this comes from the French "boeuf bouilli."  Picture source: http://www.amazon.in/Bully-Beef-Biscuits-Food-Great/dp/1473827450</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bulldog-bennetts_thumb.png</image:loc><image:title>bulldog-bennetts_thumb</image:title><image:caption>"Bully" is an affectionate term for any kind of bulldog, usually used by "dog people."  Picture source: http://www.englishbullydog.com/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-03T23:46:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/26/mezzofanti/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/giuseppe-caspar-mezzofanti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giuseppe-caspar-mezzofanti</image:title><image:caption>Cardinal Mezzofanti, 1774-1849.  Picture source: By Unknown - University of Bologna http://www.bub.unibo.it/biblioteca/popup/personaggi.htm, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1118309</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/walking-dead-espanol-maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walking-dead-espanol-maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>"Just run!"  The Walking Dead in Spanish.  Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_VMSchKr2Y</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-27T05:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/25/fish-and-semantic-theory/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-25T07:55:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/21/should-french-english/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/should-i-have-a-cookie-21319-1292865209-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>should-i-have-a-cookie-21319-1292865209-9</image:title><image:caption>Should I have a cookie?  Picture source: http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/funny/the-eternal-question-should-you-have-a-cookie/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-26T04:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/18/what-soldiers-carry-in-their-pockets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cammie-parts-veste-militaire-f2-camouflage-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cammie-parts-veste-militaire-f2-camouflage-03</image:title><image:caption>Parts of the cammie shirt in French.  Picture source: http://www.projet13.com/surplus-militaire/veste-militaire-f2-camouflage-equipement-1-781.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/echarpe-veste-militaire-armee-francaise-neuf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>echarpe-veste-militaire-armee-francaise-neuf</image:title><image:caption>What could possibly be more French than wearing a scarf with your cammies?  I don't think that this is any any sense official, though--I found the picture on the web site of a French army surplus store.  Certainly I'm not aware of any military that allows its members to lounge about with their hands in their uniform pockets.  Picture source: http://www.lecasquebleu.fr/88-veste-militaire-armee-francaise-neuf.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-03T11:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/16/weapons-of-math-destruction-outlines-dangers-of-relying-on-data-analytics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/gartner_hype_cycle-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>gartner_hype_cycle-svg</image:title><image:caption>The Hype Cycle, beloved by technoskeptics such as myself.  Big Data is somewhere around the "Peak of Inflated Expectations" point--maybe just starting down towards the trough.  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gartner_Hype_Cycle.svg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-18T21:40:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/16/jaw-mandible-machoire-mandibule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mandibule-467a2066e2f0fad993693e07107c439d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandibule-467a2066e2f0fad993693e07107c439d</image:title><image:caption>La partie inférieure de la mâchoire, ou la mandibule: the mandible.  Picture source: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/46/7a/20/467a2066e2f0fad993693e07107c439d.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-16T06:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/11/how-to-memorize-conjugations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/idiosyncratic-conjugation-lolcats-kitty-pidgin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>idiosyncratic-conjugation-lolcats-kitty-pidgin</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://anildash.com/2007/04/cats-can-has-gr.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/did-you-seriously-just-ask-french-teacher-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>did-you-seriously-just-ask-french-teacher-meme</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://spanishplans.org/chistes/spanish-teacher-memes/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screenshot-2016-09-11-07-32-37.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2016-09-11-07-32-37</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of http://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/dictionary/american/weak</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/screenshot-2016-09-11-07-28-23.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot-2016-09-11-07-28-23</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of https://careset.com/wikipedia-weak-on-drug-information/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-19T10:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/10/men-chocolate-and-coffee-compositionality-mapping-problem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/men-chocolate-coffee-img_6556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>men-chocolate-coffee-img_6556</image:title><image:caption>Sign on the wall of a Village Inn.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-21T18:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/10/tossing-out-lexical-fields/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lexical-field-of-taste-9780521023221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9780521023221-template.indd</image:title><image:caption>Leave it to a linguist to suck the joy out of pretty much anything.  Picture source: http://www.cambridge.org/si/academic/subjects/languages-linguistics/semantics-and-pragmatics/lexical-field-taste-semantic-study-japanese-taste-terms</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-13T12:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/05/political-politics-french-feminism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/simone-smiling-b2bd622faaf56ce460b21b3b0020a807.jpg</image:loc><image:title>simone smiling b2bd622faaf56ce460b21b3b0020a807</image:title><image:caption>Simone de Beauvoir.  Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/source/marxists.org</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-10T13:59:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/09/04/how-graduate-school-is-like-american-football/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-04T17:21:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/29/derivational-morphology-deadjectival-nouns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/man-is-nothing-else-but-7644721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man is nothing else but 7644721</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.thinkphilosophy.org/thinkphilosophy-blog/on-the-provocations-of-existentialism-a-commentary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/transcendence-and-immanece.png</image:loc><image:title>transcendence and immanece</image:title><image:caption>Transcendence and immanence as descriptions of the relationship between God and reality.  Picture source: https://missniven11sor.wikispaces.com/Term+01+Lesson+04</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-31T04:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/22/mouthing-off-english-denominal-verbs-that-come-from-mouth-parts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mouth_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mouth_large</image:title><image:caption>The human mouth.  Picture source: http://www.medicalook.com/human_anatomy/organs/Mouth.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screenshot-2016-08-22-08-20-02.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-08-22 08.20.02</image:title><image:caption>Example of "to mouth" in the sense of saying something that you don't really mean.  Picture source: screen shot of https://goo.gl/BIF7Kp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screenshot-2016-08-22-08-16-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-08-22 08.16.55</image:title><image:caption>Example of "to mouth off to someone."  Picture source: screen shot of https://goo.gl/rzEhfW</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screenshot-2016-08-22-07-44-05.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-08-22 07.44.05</image:title><image:caption>Example of "to mouth" in the sense of saying something without making any sound.  Picture source: screen shot of https://goo.gl/61Y0V5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screenshot-2016-08-22-07-30-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-08-22 07.30.11</image:title><image:caption>Example of the verb "to jaw."  Picture source: screen shot of https://goo.gl/v0eD2e</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/screenshot-2016-08-22-07-23-47.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-08-22 07.23.47</image:title><image:caption>Example of the verb "to lip."  Picture source: screen shot of https://goo.gl/c38BRF</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-20T21:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/01/high-tense-rounded-vowels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tt_navigo_mensuel_femme_gf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tt_navigo_mensuel_femme_gf</image:title><image:caption>A Passe Navigo.  Yes, there's a picture of you on your Passe Navigo.  No, that's not my Passe Navigo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-22T13:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/19/apps-youll-need-while-traveling-and-will-want-to-keep-using-after-you-get-back-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ngm-2013-djibouti-stanmeyer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Out of Africa</image:title><image:caption>Migrants in Djibouti trying to catch a Somali cell phone signal.  Picture source: http://proof.nationalgeographic.com/2014/02/19/world-press-2014-signals-from-djibouti/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/mayan-woman-cell-phone-p1528958387-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mayan woman cell phone p1528958387-41</image:title><image:caption>Mayan woman with a smartphone in Antigua Guatemala.  Picture source: http://antiguadailyphoto.com/2015/10/05/tradition-and-technology-in-la-antigua-guatemala/#.V7ag7I47QQU</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T14:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/13/denominal-verbs-and-hand-surgery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2016-08-07-12-05-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-08-07 12.05.28</image:title><image:caption>Guatemalan handmade tortillas from the hospital cafeteria.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dupuytrens-contracture-articleimagehandler-ashx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dupuytren's contracture ArticleImageHandler.ashx</image:title><image:caption>A contracture.  This is a person who can't completely open their hands.  I'm showing you one called a Dupuytren's contracture because after a week of looking at burns, skin grafts gone bad, and the like, I just can't take any more.  Call me a wimp, but it's difficult. Picture source: https://www.thebmc.co.uk/dupuytrens-contracture-research-survey</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-14T23:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/11/the-next-splint-is-here-metonymy-and-hand-surgery-in-the-guatemalan-highlands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/courtney-img_1910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney IMG_1910</image:title><image:caption>Courtney Retzer Vargo, PhD, checking a splint.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/a-abbott-3-353x239.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-abbott-3-353x239</image:title><image:caption>Hand contracture in cerebral palsy.  Picture source: http://www.cerebralpalsy.org/inspiration/artists/anne-abbott</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cerebral-palsy-index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cerebral palsy index</image:title><image:caption>Kids with cerebral palsy.  Picture source: torc2.com.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/splint-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splint-1</image:title><image:caption>A custom-made splint.  Imagine trying to mold that on a toddler who is scared, nauseous, doesn't speak the same language as you, and thrashing around while screaming for mama at the top of his lungs.  Picture source: https://plasticandhandsurgery.com.au/hand-surgery/hand-therapy/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/syndactyly-7232340_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>syndactyly 7232340_orig</image:title><image:caption>Syndactyly.  Picture source; http://thehurds.weebly.com/aidens-syndactyly-surgeries.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-13T20:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/08/15-miles-with-a-chicken-on-your-lap-and-how-to-schedule-an-operating-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2016-08-07-08-25-58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-08-07 08.25.58</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/camioneta-img_09191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camioneta img_0919</image:title><image:caption>A Guatemalan camioneta.  Picture source: https://camino55.wordpress.com/2011/09/16/la-camioneta/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/camioneta-img_0919.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camioneta img_0919</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-09T01:15:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/16/resources-for-learning-foreign-languages-pimsleur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-15-19-33-49.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-15 19.33.49</image:title><image:caption>Conversation with a Turkish con person, brought to you by Pimsleur</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-07T12:00:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/08/06/coming-out-of-the-closet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2015-08-10-15-39-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-08-10 15.39.52</image:title><image:caption>In the recovery room with Joyce.  I spend a lot of my time there--a challenge, since I'm interpreting for people who are coming out from under anesthesia.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-08T11:13:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/30/hold-infinity-in-the-palm-of-your-hand-amniotic-band-syndrome/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-30T18:13:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/23/why-im-not-afraid-to-go-to-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/151201-nathaniel-w-hitt-jpo-533a_0f244effda2f8bff5c2cdd43006d6736-nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>151201-nathaniel-w-hitt-jpo-533a_0f244effda2f8bff5c2cdd43006d6736.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000</image:title><image:caption>Nathaniel Hitt.  Killed at 7 months.  From the news story:  Not long after Henry Bartle, 18, bought a shotgun at the Mohawk Sport Shop in Rome, New York, he used it to bag a deer. About a month later, he killed a turkey with it. And just a day after that, he accidentally shot his girlfriend's baby.

Seven-month-old Nathaniel Hitt was sitting in his walker while Bartle cleaned the Mossberg 500 12-gauge pump shotgun and installed a pistol grip on Nov. 28. He laid the weapon across his lap, leaned forward and went to get up, he told police.

"The gun just went off," Bartle said. "There was blood everywhere."  Picture source: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/they-were-killed-gun-faces-child-victims-n477386</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/151208-ja-quail-mansaw-mn-1300_0dacc0b28c99f76d2d3378ce4a6565db-nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>151208-ja-quail-mansaw-mn-1300_0dacc0b28c99f76d2d3378ce4a6565db.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000</image:title><image:caption>Ja'Quail Mansaw.  Shot at the age of 7 months.  Picture source: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/they-were-killed-gun-faces-child-victims-n477386</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ban-trench-coats-cwc_solo_images_tranchcoats_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ban trench coats CWC_solo_images_tranchcoats_</image:title><image:caption>Sad to say, but: this is not an exaggeration.  Picture source: http://cdf.childrensdefense.org/images/content/pagebuilder/CWC_solo_images_tranchcoats_.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tiny-penis12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiny penis12</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wNGPNb8D19w/U75zQ0FC1TI/AAAAAAAAF3A/c8ImYKD171U/s1600/tiny+penis12.jpg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/us-gun-versus-terrorism-deaths-_85876098_us_gun_terrorism_624_v4.png</image:loc><image:title>us gun versus terrorism deaths _85876098_us_gun_terrorism_624_v4</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34996604</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-11-11-01-08.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-11 11.01.08</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/14/upshot/compare-these-gun-death-rates-the-us-is-in-a-different-world.html?_r=0</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mass-shootings-guns-legal-or-not-imrs-php.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mass shootings guns legal or not imrs.php</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/06/18/11-essential-facts-about-guns-and-mass-shootings-in-the-united-states/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-29T20:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/22/news-of-genie/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-08T11:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/21/before-it-rains-again-and-often-hypercorrection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/panhandler-jeff-schultze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panhandler Jeff-Schultze</image:title><image:caption>Jeff Schultze, a well-known panhandler in Dallas.  In case you think that I'm making fun of him: I think that if you've never found yourself in the position of doing this, you should realize that you have a reason to be thankful.  Picture source: http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/02/dallas-police-crackdown-on-aggressive-panhandlers-is-underway-arrests-already-made.html/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cafe-rain-7538889068_a8800ee4f3_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cafe rain 7538889068_a8800ee4f3_b</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/marylise-doctrinal/7538889068</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-19-17-29-41.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-19 17.29.41</image:title><image:caption>When #JasonBourne aka Matt Damon asks you to take a selfie...Unless it's the other way around -ok I admit it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot202016-07-192017-29-41.png</image:loc><image:title>screenshot202016-07-192017-29-41</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-30T06:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/14/resources-for-learning-french-coffee-break-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/faites-la-pause-cafe-09b72d2e690b76d08c88136435f97787.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faites la pause cafe 09b72d2e690b76d08c88136435f97787</image:title><image:caption>"Take a coffee break every day."  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Picture source: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/28/40/d8/2840d865ad3e7d6578d5bd5dd19a1d38.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-19T12:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/13/map-paris-productivity-derivational-morphology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/435px-arrest_of_louis_xvi_and_his_family_varennes_1791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>435px-Arrest_of_Louis_XVI_and_his_Family,_Varennes,_1791</image:title><image:caption>The arrest of Louis XVI and his family, dressed as members of the bourgeoisie, in Varennes.  By Thomas Falcon Marshall (1818-1878).  Picture source: This is a faithful photographic reproduction of a two-dimensional, public domain work of art (Wikipedia).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-12-17-19-42.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-12 17.19.42</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-15T14:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/12/lawless-french-an-interview-with-laura-lawless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/lkl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lkl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/laura-lawless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laura lawless</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Amazon.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-02-18T18:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/09/why-french-and-english-spelling-are-strange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/judo-hands-1c3ac19fabe33edd524985ab92bbc972.jpg</image:loc><image:title>judo hands 1c3ac19fabe33edd524985ab92bbc972</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/478296422904013134/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-10T06:58:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/08/things-to-do-in-paris-on-a-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/2014-06-07-11-25-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-06-07 11.25.12</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-17T02:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/07/where-to-buy-non-touristy-souvenirs-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_4832.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4832</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_4823.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4823</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-07T16:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/07/03/irregular-french-ir-verb-past-participles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/readed-xqqv7.png</image:loc><image:title>readed xqQV7</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/145638/why-do-we-say-and-write-read-instead-of-readed-for-the-past</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/screenshot-2016-07-03-13-17-27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-07-03 13.17.27</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of "French verbs made simple(r)," by David Brodsky.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-04T06:06:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/28/pee-and-the-smells-of-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/centre-georges-pompidou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Centre Georges Pompidou</image:title><image:caption>The Centre Georges Pompidou, France's national gallery of modern art.  Picture source: http://www.rpbw.com/project/3/centre-georges-pompidou/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-03T20:36:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/28/300th-post-on-the-zipfs-law-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screenshot-2016-06-27-16-52-27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-27 16.52.27</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-01T18:58:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/28/how-were-sounding-stupid-today-noun-phrases/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-27-19-12-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-27 19.12.23</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of zombilingo.org.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-29T10:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/24/synonyms-what-is-a-synonym/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dorsal-ventral-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dorsal ventral fish</image:title><image:caption>Directional anatomical terms illustratd with a fish, including dorsal and ventral.  Picture source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomical_terms_of_location</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dorsal-ventral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dorsal ventral</image:title><image:caption>Dorsal and ventral views of a naked guy.  Picture source: https://www.kenhub.com/en/videos/directional-terms-dorsal-and-ventral</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-17-07-15-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-17 07.15.10</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/big-versus-large.png</image:loc><image:title>big versus large</image:title><image:caption>Frequencies of the words "big" and "large" in 5.7 million words of mixed text, in 2.7 million words of academic prose, and in 3 million words of fiction.  The y axis is the normalized frequencies per million words.  Picture source: me.  Data source: Biber, Conrad, and Reppen (1998).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-17-06-50-30.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-17 06.50.30</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/synonym</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-17-02-57-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-17 02.57.10</image:title><image:caption>"Word sketch" of the French noun "figure."  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-17-02-55-46.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-17 02.55.46</image:title><image:caption>"Word sketch" of the French noun "visage."  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-17-02-53-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-17 02.53.23</image:title><image:caption>"Word sketch" of the noun "face" in French.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-29T12:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/21/paris-is-not-all-avante-garde-theater-and-haute-couture-but-it-charms-me-nonetheless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/heroin_booklet_fr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heroin_booklet_fr</image:title><image:caption>"The truth about heroin."  Let me just point out how cool it is that "heroïne" is spelt with a tréma (umlaut), and that if you search Google images for accro paris (junkie Paris), you would not believe how many pictures of Paris Hilton you find.  Picture source: http://fr.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fete-de-la-musique-par-nicolas-vigier-domaine-public_seve-illustration-article.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fete-de-la-musique-par-Nicolas-Vigier-domaine-public_seve-illustration-article</image:title><image:caption>Fête de la musique.  Photograph by Nicolas Vigier, en domaine public sur Flickr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screenshot-2016-06-21-14-06-56.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-06-21 14.06.56</image:title><image:caption>Russian soccer hooligan association president Alexander Shprygin gets thrown out of France, two days later tweets a picture of himself at a match in Toulouse, and lands in jail this time.  Picture source: Twitter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-24T12:26:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/17/how-to-get-a-haircut-in-any-country-but-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/yul-brynner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yul brynner</image:title><image:caption>Yul Brynner--much more handsome than me, but every bit as bald.  Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObdUuw5JETo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-17T11:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/16/the-modern-human-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/skull-bonesballotbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skull-bonesballotbox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/human-skull-discolored-clone-s521972503441136676_p925_i1_w640.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>human skull discolored clone s521972503441136676_p925_i1_w640</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/bornean-orangutan-variants_large_3886.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bornean orangutan variants_large_3886</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hominid_skull-chimpanzee_bottom-900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hominid_Skull-Chimpanzee_bottom-900</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/australopithecus-skull-mrs_ples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>australopithecus skull Mrs_Ples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/human-infant-skull-replica-product-754-main-original-1415040576.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human infant skull replica product-754-main-original-1415040576</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/human-and-neanderthal-skulls-800x430.jpg</image:loc><image:title>human and neanderthal Skulls-800x430</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-17T07:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/15/compound-noun-nouns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dog-bones-1003118_10201602413728925_39172732_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog bones 1003118_10201602413728925_39172732_n</image:title><image:caption>Dog bones at a Hungarian butcher shop in Cleveland, Ohio.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/french-knife-vocabulary-09c37ab6157f4e281abd6477065caf2f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>french knife vocabulary 09c37ab6157f4e281abd6477065caf2f</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-09T13:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/12/being-a-book-editor-in-the-digital-age-an-interview-with-graeme-hirst/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-12T20:43:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/06/04/paris-france-scams-cons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/petition-3.gif</image:loc><image:title>petition-3</image:title><image:caption>A pretty young girl who looks like pretty much every pretty young girl I've ever seen doing this hustle in Paris.  Picture source: https://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/safety-tips/deaf-mute-scams-in-europe/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/bracelet_scam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bracelet_scam</image:title><image:caption>This lady made the mistake of being polite to the guy and not ignoring him and walking off--now she's been snagged.  Picture source: https://www.corporatetravelsafety.com/safety-tips/watch-out-for-the-infamous-paris-string-scam/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/british-police-woman-with-fake-rings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>british police woman with fake rings</image:title><image:caption>British police officer with confiscated fake rings used in the ring scam.  Picture source: http://content.met.police.uk/cs/Satellite?blobcol=urldata&amp;blobheadername1=Content-Type&amp;blobheadervalue1=image%2Fjpeg&amp;blobkey=id&amp;blobtable=MungoBlobs&amp;blobwhere=1283551938574&amp;ssbinary=true.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/eiffel-towers-for-sale-on-canvas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eiffel towers for sale on canvas</image:title><image:caption>You'll often see the guys selling Eiffel Towers with their stuff on a piece of cloth like this.  Picture source: http://www.findingtheuniverse.com/2014/07/tips-for-surviving-scams-of-paris.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/pool-hustler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pool hustler</image:title><image:caption>A pool hustler is more or less the archetype of the hustler.  Pool hustlers are excellent pool players.  They trick people into betting with them by pretending to not be very good, and then reveal their true skill.  Picture source: http://bankingwiththebeard.com/?p=1425.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hieronymus_bosch_051-shell-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hieronymus_Bosch_051 shell game</image:title><image:caption>Hieronymus Bosch's painting "The Conjurer," painted between 1475 and 1480.  Notice that the guy on the left in white with a black top is stealing the purse of the guy who's watching closely.  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hieronymus_Bosch_051.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-hustle-hard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-hustle-hard</image:title><image:caption>The good meaning of hustle.  Picture source: http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=177021&amp;start=50.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-09T18:30:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/14/opposites-in-language-and-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/15c95ea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15c95ea</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/p/6/005/09d/26a/15c95ea.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-04T07:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/06/conditional-independence-word-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screenshot-2016-05-30-01-40-32.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-05-30 01.40.32</image:title><image:caption>What you get when you search for the lemma "dog" as a noun in the British National Corpus.  "Lemma" means that it includes both the singular "dog" and the plural "dogs."  Picture source: screen shot by me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/snarling-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snarling dog</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yPkr1XQFNJA/maxresdefault.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/18-12-12-se-dc3a9merder.png</image:loc><image:title>18-12-12-se-dc3a9merder</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: another excellent page on the expression se démerder, this one at http://ouicestca.com/word-in-the-french-news-se-demerder/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/conjugaison-verbe-demerder-passe-simple.gif</image:loc><image:title>conjugaison-verbe-demerder-passe-simple</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.conjugaison-verbe.fr/privatefolder2/conjugaison-verbe-demerder-2.gif.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/demerdez-vous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demerdez vous</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: an excellent page on the expression se démerder at http://www.languefrancaise.net/Bob/8653.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-30T07:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/27/refugees-are-dying-and-i-cant-understand-the-word-for-capsize/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/map_of_the_european_migrant_crisis_2015.png</image:loc><image:title>Map_of_the_European_Migrant_Crisis_2015</image:title><image:caption>Map of the European migrant crisis as of 2015.  Picture source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_migrant_crisis#/media/File:Map_of_the_European_Migrant_Crisis_2015.png.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-27T21:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/25/who-has-a-sagittal-crest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/800px-paranthropus_aethiopicus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Paranthropus_aethiopicus</image:title><image:caption>An Australopithecus robustus species.  This specimen is known as "The Black Skull."  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Paranthropus_aethiopicus.JPG.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/800px-homo_habilis-knm_er_1813.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Homo_habilis-KNM_ER_1813</image:title><image:caption>Homo habilis skull, dated at 1.9 million years ago.  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Homo_habilis-KNM_ER_1813.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pan-troglodytes-skull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pan troglodytes skull</image:title><image:caption>Excellent replica of a Pan troglodytes (common chimpanzee) skull.  Picture source: http://www.connecticutvalleybiological.com/product-full/product/chimpanzee-skull-pan-troglodytes.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gorilla-skull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gorilla skull</image:title><image:caption>Gorilla skull.  Picture source: http://alfa-img.com/show/new-gorilla-skull.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/badger-4422.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badger-4422</image:title><image:caption>Badger skull.  The arrow is pointing at the sagittal crest.  Picture source: http://www.jakes-bones.com/2010/09/my-new-badger-skull.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/what-if-i-never-find-out-whos-a-good-boy.png</image:loc><image:title>what if i never find out whos a good boy</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://twitter.com/m_pendar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-10T13:04:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/25/wisdom-tooth-teeth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/australopithecus-africanus-sts5-together.jpg</image:loc><image:title>australopithecus-africanus-sts5-together</image:title><image:caption>Australopithecus africanus.  Picture source:   https://whatmissinglink.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/australopithecus-africanus-sts5-together.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/220px-msu_v2p1a_-_vulpes2c_nyctereutes2c_cuon_26_canis_skulls.png</image:loc><image:title>220px-msu_v2p1a_-_vulpes2c_nyctereutes2c_cuon_26_canis_skulls</image:title><image:caption>Skulls of four canid species: a fox, a raccoon dog, a dhole, and a jackal.  Picture source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/MSU_V2P1a_-_Vulpes%2C_Nyctereutes%2C_Cuon_%26_Canis_skulls.png/220px-MSU_V2P1a_-_Vulpes%2C_Nyctereutes%2C_Cuon_%26_Canis_skulls.png.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/outil_bleu21_img02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outil_bleu21_img02</image:title><image:caption>Adult chimpanzee, human infant, and adult male oral and pharyngeal cavities.  Picture source: http://thebrain.mcgill.ca/flash/capsules/images/outil_bleu21_img02.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/primate_skull_series_with_legend_cropped.png</image:loc><image:title>primate_skull_series_with_legend_cropped</image:title><image:caption>Human, chimp, orangutan, and macaque skulls.  I don't think the macaque is an ape, unlike the other three.  Picture source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Primate_skull_series_with_legend_cropped.png.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/180px-pug_600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180px-pug_600</image:title><image:caption>If you have a very short, flat snout, you're brachycephalic.  Picture source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Pug_600.jpg/180px-Pug_600.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/180px-cocker_spaniel_angielski_zloty_photoshop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180px-cocker_spaniel_angielski_zloty_photoshop</image:title><image:caption>If you have a medium-length snout, you're mesocephalic.  Picture source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Cocker_spaniel_angielski_zloty_photoshop.jpg/180px-Cocker_spaniel_angielski_zloty_photoshop.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/180px-lamtara_golden_spritzer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180px-lamtara_golden_spritzer</image:title><image:caption>If you have a long, thin snout, you're Dolichocephalic. Picture source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Lamtara_Golden_Spritzer.jpg/180px-Lamtara_Golden_Spritzer.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cow-head-closeup-side-profile-9289987.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cow-head-closeup-side-profile-9289987</image:title><image:caption>Side view of a cow head.  Picture source: http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-profile-cow-head-image2728710.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-16T07:42:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/20/france-french-health-care/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screenshot-2016-05-20-03-08-27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-05-20 03.08.27</image:title><image:caption>The passé simple (my current favorite tense) of the verb "tituber," to stagger/stumble/reel.  Picture source: screen shot of http://en.bab.la/conjugation/french/tituber.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-21T08:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/18/how-to-say-yes-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ta-nehisi-coates-french-composition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ta-nehisi coates french composition</image:title><image:caption>Ta-Nehisi Coates tries to write in French.  The red writing at the top of the place says "30+ errors."  What you have to realize is that in English, Ta-Nehisi is one of the most articulate people you'll ever read--or hear.  Picture source: http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/08/acting-french/375743/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-03T14:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/18/modern-humans-the-forehead-and-how-to-kill-a-vampire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/f-the-world-forehead-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f-the-world-forehead-tattoo</image:title><image:caption>I actually have an "FTW" tattoo myself, although mine is on my shoulder, where it's not quite as obvious as this guy's.  Picture source: http://www.tattoobite.com/tattoos/forehead-tattoos/page/10/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/forehead-tattoo-racist-c284f1b7f1e8cc849426d482553d1e1fbca295fb.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>forehead tattoo racist c284f1b7f1e8cc849426d482553d1e1fbca295fb</image:title><image:caption>I'll bet that this guy gets beaten up--a lot.  Picture source: http://www.answers.com/article/1179616/16-hilarious-tattoo-fails.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/f-u-forehead-tattoo-design.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>f-u-forehead-tattoo-design</image:title><image:caption>I'm guessing that this guy doesn't get a lot of call-backs after job interviews.  Picture source: http://www.tattoobite.com/tattoos/forehead-tattoos/page/10/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/forehead-tattoo-fuck-cops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forehead tattoo fuck cops</image:title><image:caption>Probably not a great tattoo for a guy who's into armed robbery--follow the link.  Picture source: http://mashable.com/2015/12/22/fk-cops-tattoo-man-arrested/#xHCa157W8Gqw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/forehead-evolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forehead evolution</image:title><image:caption>1) Australopithecus robustus
2) Homo habilis
3) Homo erectus
4) Homo neanderthalensis
5) Homo sapiens

Picture source: http://thebrain.mcgill.ca/flash/a/a_05/a_05_cr/a_05_cr_her/a_05_cr_her.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_anatomy_cranial_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_anatomy_cranial_01</image:title><image:caption>Anatomy of the human skull, frontal view.  Picture source: http://www.acsneuro.com/patient_resources/anatomy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-18T12:55:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/12/no-one-knows-why-people-have-chins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mastodon-skull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mastodon skull</image:title><image:caption>Mastodon skull from the La Brea tar pits.  Picture source; https://www.flickr.com/photos/63799013@N00/3275842356.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/baby_mammoth_skeleton_2011_b_text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby_mammoth_skeleton_2011_b_text</image:title><image:caption>Baby mammoth skeleton.  Picture source: http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/mammoth_fossils.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/elephant-skull.png</image:loc><image:title>elephant skull</image:title><image:caption>Elephant skull from the California Academy of Science.  Picture source: http://thinkelephants.blogspot.com/2013_11_01_archive.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neoteny_in_humans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neoteny_in_humans</image:title><image:caption>Chimpanzee skull development on the top, human skull development on the bottom.  Picture source: https://www.mun.ca/biology/scarr/Neoteny_in_humans.htm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/homo-erectus-and-modern-human.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homo erectus and modern human</image:title><image:caption>Side-by-side Homo erectus and modern human skulls.  Picture source: http://www.slideshare.net/PaulVMcDowell/fossil-hominins-from-australopithecus-to-homo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sapiens_neanderthal_comparison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sapiens_neanderthal_comparison</image:title><image:caption>Side-by-side modern human skull and Neanderthal skull from the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sapiens_neanderthal_comparison.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/filesapiens_neanderthal_comparison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filesapiens_neanderthal_comparison</image:title><image:caption>Side-by-side modern human and Neanderthal skulls from the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.  Picture source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sapiens_neanderthal_comparison.jpg
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-18T07:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/17/how-to-review-an-nih-informatics-grant-proposal/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-17T17:50:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/16/from-astrophysicist-to-data-scientist/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-16T09:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/07/data-mining-text-mining-natural-language-processing-and-computational-linguistics-some-definitions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gender-binary-examples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gender binary examples</image:title><image:caption>Mathematical representations of semantics can define how the gender binary gets manifested in English.  This diagram transforms gendered word relationships into a map-like space.  Pairs like girl/boy and aunt/uncle have the same "spatial" relationship.  Picture source: http://www.offconvex.org/2015/12/12/word-embeddings-1/. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/text-mining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>text mining</image:title><image:caption>Text mining is a set of techniques for using computers to cope with the enormous amount of written information in the world today.  Picture source: http://www.authorstream.com/Presentation/dchiavetta-1383718-text-mining/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/data-mining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>data-mining</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Data mining is a set of mathematical and computational techniques.  Somehow it became a threatening expression a couple years ago, leading to crap like this.  Picture source: https://theamericangenius.com/tech-news/top-10-companies-mine-sell-data/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-22T13:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/07/brigadiers-and-dragons-how-the-first-world-war-led-to-the-european-refugee-crisis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/french-soliders-trench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>french soliders trench</image:title><image:caption>French soldiers in a trench during the First World War.  Picture source: http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2014/05/01/blood-and-mud-a-french-soldier-s-wwi-memoir-vividly-describes-trench-warfare/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/46794024.cached.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-07T15:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/01/28/advice-for-asking-for-a-letter-of-recommendation-for-graduate-school/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-06T18:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/05/02/why-there-are-so-many-churches-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/600px-gotic3d2-ribbed-vault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600px-Gotic3d2 ribbed vault</image:title><image:caption>Schematic view of a ribbed vault in a Gothic church.  Picture source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rib_vault#/media/File:Gotic3d2.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/800px-reims_cathedral_interior_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Reims_Cathedral,_interior_(4)</image:title><image:caption>Ribbed vaults in the cathedral at Reims.  Picture source: Magnus Manske., CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=14607.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-03T10:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/26/its-raining-its-pouring-the-old-man-is-snoring-talk-about-rain-english-french/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-29T14:41:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/28/full-screen-coffee-breaks-conferences-in-france/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-28T21:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/27/bilingual-dictionaries-how-to-pick-them-how-to-use-them/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-01T08:33:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/10/the-great-sardine-can-mystery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-27-03-17-13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-27 03.17.13</image:title><image:caption>"VIDEO.  Ukraine: Chewbacca arrested after campaigning for Dark Vador."  Picture source: http://www.lexpress.fr/insolite/video-ukraine-chewbacca-arrete-apres-avoir-fait-campagne-pour-dark-vador_1729418.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-27-03-15-40.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-27 03.15.40</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-from-2016-03-25-113402.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot from 2016-03-25 11:34:02</image:title><image:caption>"The decree concerning fighting termites."  Picture source: screen shot from http://www.ville-guyancourt.fr/Cadre-de-vie/Urbanisme/L-arrete-de-lutte-contre-les-termites.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-25-01-02-41.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-25 01.02.41</image:title><image:caption>"It's because my doctor took me off of the pill."  Picture source: screen shot of https://books.google.fr/books?id=WcM80bKk2MwC&amp;pg=PA58&amp;lpg=PA58&amp;dq=%22medecin+m%27a+arrete%22&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=IIleJOuLOJ&amp;sig=5pPG7t2AMOZHTpZB6_AxIDOd0ac&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwiQ_6O7odvLAhXCKw8KHUtOB9YQ6AEIUjAH#v=onepage&amp;q=%22medecin%20m%27a%20arrete%22&amp;f=false.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-25-00-59-40.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-25 00.59.40</image:title><image:caption>"My doctor put me on sick leave."  Picture source: screen shot of http://www.viedemerde.fr/travail/7503604, the #shitlife web site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-25-00-54-53.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-25 00.54.53</image:title><image:caption>"I'm going to stop judging myself."  Picture source: screen shot of https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jarr%C3%AAte-de-me-juger/634289229988133.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-25-00-52-09.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-25 00.52.09</image:title><image:caption>"The ten rules for stopping smoking."  Picture source: screen shot of http://www.stop-tabac.ch/fr/10-regles-pour-arreter-1.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-25-00-50-14.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-25 00.50.14</image:title><image:caption>"The ten rules for stopping smoking."  Picture source: http://www.stop-tabac.ch/fr/10-regles-pour-arreter-1.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-25-00-47-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-25 00.47.33</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of the lemonde.fr web site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-16-17-33-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-16 17.33.08</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-26T15:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/18/between-dog-and-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-19-06-00-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-19 06.00.55</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-19-06-00-39.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-19 06.00.39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-19-05-58-25.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-19 05.58.25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-19-05-56-59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-19 05.56.59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/twilight_description_full_day-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>Twilight_description_full_day.svg</image:title><image:caption>Source: By TWCarlson (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], via Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-26T15:08:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/29/starting-your-day-with-zipfs-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cat-alarm-clock_o_1898983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat-alarm-clock_o_1898983</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1898983/cat-alarm-clock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-26T15:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/10/parallel-corpora-collocations-and-crazy-people-on-the-metro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-14-12-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 14.12.24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-13-58-14.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 13.58.14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-13-53-36.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 13.53.36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-13-39-56.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 13.39.56</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-13-30-59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 13.30.59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-13-26-44.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 13.26.44</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-10-13-23-54.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-10 13.23.54</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-25T11:25:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/18/dictionaries-and-sexism/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-18T00:17:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/12/how-linguists-think-about-dictionaries-why-the-first-word-that-we-look-up-is-f/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/internationaldictionarycover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Internationaldictionarycover</image:title><image:caption>Webster's 3rd, probably the best-known descriptive dictionary in the world.  Picture source: http://www.britannicaindia.com/html/products/print/dictionary/MW%20International%20dictionary.html.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/academie_dico.jpg</image:loc><image:title>academie_dico</image:title><image:caption>The "Dictionary of the French Academy," probably the best-known prescriptive dictionary in the world.  Picture source: http://www.dictionnaires.culture.fr/fichedic/Dico-academie.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-13T10:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/08/i-guess-its-not-so-secret-any-more-why-linguists-study-childrens-language-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/normal-bimodal-distribution.gif</image:loc><image:title>normal bimodal distribution</image:title><image:caption>Normal distribution (upper left): subjects cluster around some typical value, plus or minus a bit.  Bimodal distribution (bottom right): subjects fall into one of two groups, plus or minus a bit.  Picture source: http://ies.ed.gov/ncee/pubs/20084026/figures/fig4_2.asp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screenshot-2016-04-08-13-19-56.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-04-08 13.19.56</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot from the LINGUIST mailing list.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-09T17:41:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/07/12/some-vocabulary-from-a-different-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/csb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>csb</image:title><image:caption>Apartment complex in the Clichy-sous-Bois banlieue, from an article about urban renewal projects on franceinfo.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/un-francais.jpg</image:loc><image:title>un francais</image:title><image:caption>A scene from "Un Français," a movie about a French neo-Nazi skinhead that is in the theaters right now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1748667_3_2582_cite-du-chene-pointu-a-clichy-sous-bois_24ec93dfd9f6c77b8066f50b9a83f4ef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1748667_3_2582_cite-du-chene-pointu-a-clichy-sous-bois_24ec93dfd9f6c77b8066f50b9a83f4ef</image:title><image:caption>Clichy-sous-Bois, an infamous banlieue to the east of Paris.  Note the "fuck the police" graffiti in English, to the right of the picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/baker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bhl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bhl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-08T19:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/07/ground-game-broken-arms-and-politics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ronda-rousey-mesha-tate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ronda rousey mesha tate</image:title><image:caption>Ronda Rousey has one of the best ground games in the world.  Here she arm-bars Mesha Tate.  Go to Google Images to find pictures of what Tate's arm looked like afterwards.  Picture source: http://www.mmamania.com/2012/5/4/2998793/miesha-tate-arm-injury-update-ronda-rousey-strikeforce-ufc-video.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-08T11:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/04/05/gender-and-you-got-no-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/swahili-noun-classes.png</image:loc><image:title>swahili-noun-classes</image:title><image:caption>Swahili noun class markers.  Picture source: http://www.kiswahili-mangat.com/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-05T04:57:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/23/dead-rock-stars-poisson-distribution/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-02T07:47:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/25/waiting-for-the-train-confuses-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/train-schedule-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>train schedule sign</image:title><image:caption>Sign announcing incoming RER B trains.  Amazingly, I found a picture of the sign for my train on line, although you can tell that this is from a different stop by the fact that it has a time for a train headed to my station.  Picture source:  http://www.francetravelplanner.com/go/paris/trans/air/choose_train.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-01T12:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/03/filmfra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-03-11-34-32.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-03 11.34.32</image:title><image:caption>Salomine being declared a traître in the usine in "Les aventures de Rabbi Jacob."  It doesn't take a genius to figure out that he's going to turn out to be a good guy, but I have no idea why he's saying "the revolution is a bicycle."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-03-11-19-271.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-03 11.19.27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-03-11-19-27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-03 11.19.27</image:title><image:caption>The factory in "Les aventures de Rabbi Jacob" ("The adventures of Rabbi Jacob").</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-03-10-55-38.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-03 10.55.38</image:title><image:caption>The filmfra.com web site.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-08T15:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/06/01/my-first-surreal-french-moment-2/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-31T15:02:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/31/academia-industry-and-graduate-degrees-the-speech-and-language-technology-version/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-31T14:45:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/29/getting-shot-in-the-leg-with-a-22-is-better-than-being-hit-in-the-head-with-a-2x4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-29-08-57-18.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-29 08.57.18</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/markets-staggered-again-by-us-economic-fears/article4143354/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-29-08-51-53.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-29 08.51.53</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2014/01/20/who-got-hit-by-a-2x4/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-29-08-48-32.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-29 08.48.32</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of http://www.derekandsarahgill.com/blog/when-you-get-hit-with-a-2x4/7_8_13-what-to-do-when-you-get-hit-with-a-2x4/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-29-08-41-57.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-29 08.41.57</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=6049756.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2013-12-29-16-22-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2013-12-29 16.22.11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-30T16:52:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/17/testicles-and-the-evolution-of-the-intellectual/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/220px-joseph_dhemery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Joseph_D'Hemery</image:title><image:caption>Joseph d'Hémery, policeman, inspector of the book trade and therefore of authors from 1748-1753.  Picture source: by Nicolas-François Regnault (* 1746; † 1810) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-29T12:27:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/16/4885/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/montaigne2291wl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Montaigne2291wl</image:title><image:caption>Michel de Montaigne, 16th-century philosopher and essayist.  We call him Eyquem around the office.  Picture source: http://hua.umf.maine.edu/Reading_Revolutions/MontaigneT.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-29T16:59:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/26/how-to-sound-french-march-2016-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-26-01-50-15.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-26 01.50.15</image:title><image:caption>"I think that we have a lot of things in common" Picture source: Twitter screen shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-26-01-47-21.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-26 01.47.21</image:title><image:caption>"I saw Manon this morning and we talked a lot it's cool"  Picture source: Twitter screen shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-2016-03-26-00-50-30.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-03-26 00.50.30</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-01T20:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/24/spleens-3x5s-moliere-and-french-grad-students/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/illu_spleen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Illu_spleen</image:title><image:caption>The spleen, or la rate.  Picture source: Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1394146.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-24-07-16-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-24 07.16.50</image:title><image:caption>3x5s or index cards.  The name "3x5" comes from their size, which is 3 inches by 5 inches.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2013-12-11-21-56-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-12-11 21.56.08</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T21:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/07/11/814/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/parisianismes-imparfait-subjonctif.png</image:loc><image:title>parisianismes-imparfait-subjonctif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-07-11-09-39-35.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-11 09.39.35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-07-11-09-35-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-11 09.35.10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T21:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/22/no-clever-title-about-bombings-in-brussels-but-heres-some-relevant-vocabulary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ward-markey-sur-twitter-echt-wtf-daar-in-zaventem-httpst-co2agtbba0xs-google-chrome-630x0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ward-markey-sur-Twitter-echt-wtf-daar-in-zaventem-httpst.co2AGTBBA0xs-Google-Chrome-630x0</image:title><image:caption>Scene from Zaventem airport in Brussels after the bombings of March 22, 2016.  There is some concern that with the security in restricted areas of airports as high as it is now, terrorists will now start attacking the public areas, as they did today.  Picture source: http://www.lejournaldelorne.fr/2016/03/22/attentats-explosions-a-l-aeroport-et-dans-le-metro-de-bruxelles-suivez-les-evenements-en-direct/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-22T10:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/21/how-were-sounding-stupid-today-jesuiscirconflex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-21-08-41-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-21 08.41.55</image:title><image:caption>"The last day of the fast."  Picture source: picture by me of an advertising poster in the train station.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T21:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/21/fun-and-possibly-useful-facts-about-the-paris-metro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2014-07-08-10-34-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-07-08 10.34.47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2014-07-08-10-34-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-07-08 10.34.50</image:title><image:caption>Musician playing an interesting variant of the violin on the RER B train to Roissy.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2014-07-08-10-34-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-07-08 10.34.51</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2014-07-08-10-34-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-07-08 10.34.52</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-21T10:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/20/paris-metro-etiquette-subway-polite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/enleve-son-sac-a-dos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enleve son sac a dos</image:title><image:caption>"He who travels with his back loaded removes his back pack in order to be less bothersome."  Picture source: photo that I took of a sign in a metro station.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-20T18:42:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/18/dont-take-the-train-from-the-airport-to-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/man-descending-stairs-abbesses-metro-station-line-12-paris-france-3419.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man descending stairs, Abbesses Metro Station, line 12, Paris, France</image:title><image:caption>Stairs at the Abbesses metro station.  Picture source: http://allisonbailey.photoshelter.com/image/I0000_biCI_fb7wM.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-18T18:44:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/18/every-cheese-has-its-story-munster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-12-14-11-06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-12 14.11.06</image:title><image:caption>Half of a Munster.  Photo source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-18T13:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/16/the-confusion-of-thinking-about-the-subjunctive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screenshot-from-2016-03-16-154159.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot from 2016-03-16 15:41:59</image:title><image:caption>"Do you think that I should bring it to the English-speaking depositor's attention that their article is a little short?"  Picture source: screen shot of my email.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T21:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/07/things-about-the-us-america-that-i-miss-when-im-in-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/towels1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>towels(1)</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.domesticblisssquared.com/2013/06/how-to-make-old-towels-soft-again.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-16T13:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/15/vocabulary-of-the-terrorist-attack-in-the-ivory-coast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/terrorst-attack-ivory-coast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrorst attack ivory coast</image:title><image:caption>A man helps an injured child at the site of the March 2016 terrorist attack at a beach resort in Ivory Coast.  Picture source: http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ivory-coast-grand-bassam-hotel-terrorist-attack-photos-pictures-isis-suspect-victims-nationalities/2/.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-16T13:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/12/things-about-france-that-i-miss-when-im-in-the-us-america/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-14T07:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/13/are-you-taking-pictures-of-the-entire-world-street-life-in-paris/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-14T07:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/13/plate-lickin-good-cafe-culture-in-paris-takes-an-unexpected-turn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cafe-arts-et-the.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cafe arts et the</image:title><image:caption>The Café art et thé on rue de la Roquette.  Picture source: Yelp, http://www.yelp.fr/biz/art-et-th%C3%A9-paris-2.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-14T18:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/20/labiodentals-lips-and-teeth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/labiodental.jpg</image:loc><image:title>labiodental</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www2.gsu.edu/~eslsal/phoncon.htm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-13T16:08:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/13/managing-to-get-some-noodles-tougher-than-you-might-think/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-13T16:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/11/the-sublime-and-the-ridiculous-trash-collection-vocabulary-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2016-03-10-08-57-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016-03-10 08.57.08</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-13T07:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/12/buddhist-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/a-la-recherche-du-temps-perdu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a la recherche du temps perdu</image:title><image:caption>"Remembrance of things past," by Marcel Proust.  Picture source: http://www.amazon.fr/recherche-temps-perdu-c%C3%B4t%C3%A9-Swann/dp/2070724905.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-12T16:39:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/29/why-english-speakers-like-to-speak-french/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-12T11:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/05/two-ways-of-thinking-about-meaning-neither-of-which-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/semic-analysis-fauteuil.gif</image:loc><image:title>semic analysis fauteuil</image:title><image:caption>Semic analysis of French words for things that you sit on.  Picture source: http://w3.gril.univ-tlse2.fr/francopho/lecons/lexicologie.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-06T11:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/14/ive-found-the-paris-of-my-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cafecc81_des_phares_place_de_la_bastille_paris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Café_des_Phares,_Place_de_la_Bastille,_Paris</image:title><image:caption>The Cafe des Phares on Place de la Bastille, the home of the first Café philo.  Picture attribution: "Café des Phares, Place de la Bastille, Paris" by Booklover206 - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Caf%C3%A9_des_Phares,_Place_de_la_Bastille,_Paris.JPG#/media/File:Caf%C3%A9_des_Phares,_Place_de_la_Bastille,_Paris.JPG</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-04T01:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/03/no-snappy-title-about-the-syrian-cease-fire-but-im-glad-that-its-happening/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/syrie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>syrie</image:title><image:caption>Think you're having a crappy day?  Be happy that your neighborhood doesn't look like this.  Picture source: https://fr.sputniknews.com/international/201602281022829992-opposition-syrienne-cessez-le-feu/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-03T17:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/03/02/best-books-about-france-paris-and-the-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/800px-salle_de_lecture_de_la_bibliotheque_mazarine_paris_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Salle_de_lecture_de_la_Bibliotheque_Mazarine_Paris_n1</image:title><image:caption>The reading room at the Bibliothèque Mazarine.  Around exam time, it will be full of students preparing for the bac.  Bring an ID and you can visit it, but don't try to take pictures.  Picture source: By Marie-Lan Nguyen - Own work, CC BY 2.0 fr, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=10309121.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-02T12:55:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/19/pubmed-miner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-19-10-06-35.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-10-19 10.06.35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-19-09-54-40.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-10-19 09.54.40</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-19-09-31-47.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-10-19 09.31.47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pubmed-miner-download.png</image:loc><image:title>pubmed miner download</image:title><image:caption>Downloading PubMed/MEDLINE abstracts in a format the Pubmed.mineR can deal with.  Photo source: Ramachandran.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-09T14:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/25/computational-lexical-semantics-semantic-representations/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-01T11:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/25/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-speaker-beautiful-french-verbs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cloitre_prieure_saint-michel_de_grandmont.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloître du prieuré Saint-Michel de Grandmont, Saint-Privat, Hérault, France</image:title><image:caption>Cloître du prieuré Saint-Michel de Grandmont, Saint-Privat, Hérault, France.  Picture source: By Myrabella / Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=28563126.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-28T13:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/27/resources-for-learning-french-7-jours-sur-la-planete/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/echassiers-n549526613_1699868_8418.jpg</image:loc><image:title>echassiers n549526613_1699868_8418</image:title><image:caption>Échassiers in Togo.  Picture source: https://cadozlunik.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/les-echasses-sacrees/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T12:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/07/filles-du-roi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/arrival_of_the_brides_-_eleanor_fortescue-brickdale.png</image:loc><image:title>Arrival_of_the_Brides_-_Eleanor_Fortescue-Brickdale</image:title><image:caption>"Arrival of the Brides," a painting of the Filles du Roi by English artist Eleanor Fortescue-Brickdale.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-27T16:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/26/french-dates-negated-infinitive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-26-07-00-15.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-26 07.00.15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-26-07-00-05.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-26 07.00.05</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-27T14:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/24/associations/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-26T22:19:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/18/objects-versus-events/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-26-15-00-37.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-26 15.00.37</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-02-26-12-15-121.png</image:loc><image:title>2016-02-26 12.15.12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/linked-data-and-time-modeling-researcher-life-lines-by-events-26-638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linked-data-and-time-modeling-researcher-life-lines-by-events-26-638</image:title><image:caption>Objects and events.  Picture source: http://www.slideshare.net/c_kessler/slides-26004724, by Johannes Trame, Carsten Keßler, and Werner Kuhn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-18-13-43-38.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-18 13.43.38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-18-13-41-50.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-18 13.41.50</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-26T22:02:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/26/how-to-talk-about-craziness-in-english-nsfw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-02-26-12-15-12.png</image:loc><image:title>2016-02-26 12.15.12</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screenshot of ABC News story on my cellphone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-11T15:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/24/beauty-is-truth-except-for-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/250px-ipa_postalveolar_fricative-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>250px-IPA_postalveolar_fricative.svg</image:title><image:caption>The symbols for voiceless and voiceless post-alveolar fricatives--two of the sounds that make Brazilian Portuguese sound like Brazilian Portuguese.  Picture source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/IPA_postalveolar_fricative.svg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-25T16:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/20/potato-bug-south-carolina-primaries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/potato-bugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potato-bugs</image:title><image:caption>A potato bug.  Picture source: http://homeceomom.blogspot.com/2011/07/bug-is-bug.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-21T00:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/19/trec_eval-calculating-scores-for-evaluation-of-information-retrieval/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/trec.png</image:loc><image:title>trec</image:title><image:caption>The official TREC graphic.  Picture source: http://udel.edu/~acbart/gallery_academic_trec.html, but I suspect that he took it from somewhere else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-04-17-51-30.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-04 17.51.30</image:title><image:caption>An extract from an example of a system output file.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-04-17-35-42.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-04 17.35.42</image:title><image:caption>A sample qrels document.  Picture source: screen shot of a portion of http://trec.nist.gov/data/robust/qrels.robust2004.txt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-19T12:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/13/french-future-tense-ii/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-18T19:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/18/american-writers-trying-to-explain-themselves-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ta_nehisi_coates_2_bbf_2010_shankbone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ta_Nehisi_Coates_2_BBF_2010_Shankbone</image:title><image:caption>Ta-Nehisi Coates.  Picture source: By David Shankbone (Shankbone) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-20T00:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/17/the-ostrich-and-the-platypus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/necessary-and-sufficient-conditions-cow-venn-diagram.gif</image:loc><image:title>necessary and sufficient conditions cow-venn-diagram</image:title><image:caption>Necessary and sufficient conditions for being a cow.  The claim of the diagram is that in order to be a cow, you must have four legs, hooves, and no feathers.  The claim is also that if you have four legs, hooves, and no feathers, that is enough to establish that you are a cow.  Do you buy this cartoon?  Picture source: http://searchengineland.com/how-prototype-theory-influences-a-social-media-strategy-59608. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/prototypes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prototypes</image:title><image:caption>Prototypical and peripheral birds.  Picture source: http://www.stylepinner.com/prototype-theory/cHJvdG90eXBlLXRoZW9yeQ/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-15-20-55-30.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-15 20.55.30</image:title><image:caption>The representation of "cell wall" in the Gene Ontology.  Picture source: screen shot from geneontology.org.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-17T13:54:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/15/is-a-preposition-a-bad-thing-to-end-a-sentence-with/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-15T14:53:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/13/they-is-the-american-dialect-society-word-of-the-year-gender-neutrality-and-gender-inclusivity-in-english-and-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-13-05-45-50.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-13 05.45.50</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of an email from a Meetup group in Paris.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-13-05-33-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-13 05.33.24</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of an email advertising a "summer school" in computational and statistical textual analysis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-12-05-22-54.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-12 05.22.54</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.americandialect.org/2015-word-of-the-year-is-singular-they.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-25T14:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/12/what-it-means-to-speak-a-language-foreign-languages-second-languages-and-bilingualism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-11-18-04-30.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-11 18.04.30</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.coe.int/t/dg4/education/elp/elp-reg/Source/Key_reference/Overview_CEFRscales_EN.pdf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-11-18-02-29.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-11 18.02.29</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.coe.int/t/dg4/education/elp/elp-reg/Source/Key_reference/Overview_CEFRscales_EN.pdf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-11-18-00-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-11 18.00.23</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.coe.int/t/dg4/education/elp/elp-reg/Source/Key_reference/Overview_CEFRscales_EN.pdf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-11-17-57-35.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-11 17.57.35</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot of http://www.coe.int/t/dg4/education/elp/elp-reg/Source/Key_reference/Overview_CEFRscales_EN.pdf.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-12T18:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/11/the-famous-linguist-list-or-protecting-the-stupid-and-rewarding-the-smart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-02-11-09-29-46.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-02-11 09.29.46</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot from http://www.alliancefr.org/en/individual-students/diplomas-and-tests.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/screenshot-2016-01-13-15-41-28.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-13 15.41.28</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-15T01:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/09/sharing-economy-economie-collaborative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/taxi-driver-strikes-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taxi driver strikes 2015</image:title><image:caption>Riot police at the scene of an anti-Uber protest by French taxi drivers.  Picture source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-33267581.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T20:09:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/08/the-other-side-of-life-under-the-ancien-regime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jacquerie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacquerie</image:title><image:caption>Peasants hacking a knight to death during a "jacquerie," or peasant revolt.  Picture source: http://filpac-cgt.fr/spip.php?article6304.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-09T16:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/02/05/i-was-an-asshole-plus-a-few-words-about-being-bilingual-and-not-being-bilingual/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/monolingual-and-bilingual-brains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monolingual and bilingual brains</image:title><image:caption>The vast majority of what we know about language and the brain is actually stuff that we know about language and the brain in monolingual speakers of English.  This is a shame, because there are more multilingual people than monolingual people in the world.  Picture source: http://journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.3389/fpsyg.2014.01401/full.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-08T15:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/27/french-causative-faire-causatif/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-26-16-26-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-26 16.26.11</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: Screen shot of an email from my French tutor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-26-04-26-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-26 04.26.10</image:title><image:caption>"How to make a teenager study."  Picture source: Google autocomplete screen shot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-29T13:39:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/31/never-a-lovely-so-real-talking-about-nelson-algrens-chicago-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/awalkonthewildside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AWalkOnTheWildSide</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: "AWalkOnTheWildSide" by Source. Licensed under Fair use via Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AWalkOnTheWildSide.jpg#/media/File:AWalkOnTheWildSide.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-02T18:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/about/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-17T18:34:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/30/drunks-on-the-subway-paris-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/drunk-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk dog</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/430727151831775356/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-25T16:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/28/historian-philosopher-prison-guards/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-28T17:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/26/zipfs-law-the-poisson-distribution-and-terrorism-in-the-age-of-social-media/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-25-23-15-071.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-25 23.15.07</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-25-23-15-07.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-25 23.15.07</image:title><image:caption>"The atrocious Islamic State video shows that we have changed eras.  The most sordid ultraviolence puts on a show, Hollywood-style."  Picture source: Twitter screen shot by me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-25-23-09-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-25 23.09.23</image:title><image:caption>"Islamic State dramatizes the macabre will and testament of the terrorists of the Paris attacks."  Picture source: screen shot of http://www.bfmtv.com/societe/dans-une-nouvelle-video-daesh-met-en-scene-les-auteurs-des-attentats-de-paris-946083.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-26T08:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/21/the-first-rule-of-talking-about-how-people-talk-in-cincinnati-is-dont-talk-about-how-people-talk-in-cincinnati/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_3370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3370</image:title><image:caption>Grits.  Photo source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-21T18:24:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/18/moliere-tartuffe-dr-seuss-and-the-grinch-who-stole-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/grinch-8d6b92b2-a41e-4740-8689-e986a12416fd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grinch 8d6b92b2-a41e-4740-8689-e986a12416fd</image:title><image:caption>The Grinch, from Dr. Seuss's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas."  Picture source: http://www.playbuzz.com/nedbullock10/how-much-of-a-grinch-are-you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-03T03:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/17/linguistics-gifs/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-18T01:56:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/14/i-am-getting-soooo-tired-of-learning-vocabulary-related-to-terrorist-activity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lance-roquettes-perquisition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lance-roquettes-perquisition</image:title><image:caption>Rocket launcher seized in a police raid in Lyon on November 13, 2015, three days after the attacks in Paris.  Picture source: http://www.lefigaro.fr/actualite-france/2015/11/26/01016-20151126ARTFIG00199-des-perquisitions-contestees-mais-efficaces-selon-les-policiers.php.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-15T23:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/12/the-actor-the-drug-lord-and-zipfs-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-12-13-31-17.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-12 13.31.17</image:title><image:caption>Screen shot of Rolling Stone's tweet announcing the Sean Penn/El Chapo interview.  That's Penn on the left and El Chapo on the right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-13T18:30:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/10/french-future-tense-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/john_william_waterhouse_-_the_crystal_ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John_William_Waterhouse_-_The_Crystal_Ball</image:title><image:caption>&lt;em&gt;The Crystal Ball, &lt;/em&gt; by John William Waterhouse.  &lt;em&gt;La boule de cristal, &lt;/em&gt;in French.  Picture attribution: John William Waterhouse [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-10T17:01:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/09/differentiate-into/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-09-09-46-08.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-09 09.46.08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-09-10-01-00.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-09 10.01.00</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-09T17:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/07/how-to-irritate-a-linguist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/strikeback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strikeback</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-08T12:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/06/america-never-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-06-12-12-01.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-06 12.12.01</image:title><image:caption>At least we'll have eaten pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-06-12-08-08.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-06 12.08.08</image:title><image:caption>You will have had what you wanted.  (Note the coquille (typo): "se" should be "ce."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-06-12-06-16.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-06 12.06.16</image:title><image:caption>You will have been the best thing that happens to me this year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-07T15:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/05/plus-que-parfait-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/keep-calm-it-s-only-organic-chemistry-1.png</image:loc><image:title>keep-calm-it-s-only-organic-chemistry-1</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://www.brainscape.com/blog/2015/06/organic-chemistry-hard/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-48-51.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.48.51</image:title><image:caption>"@JuEymr because you had already started?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-47-20.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.47.20</image:title><image:caption>"Why you re-tweet the tweet that you had already tweeted?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-45-39.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.45.39</image:title><image:caption>Source: linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-42-38.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.42.38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-40-14.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.40.14</image:title><image:caption>Source: linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-38-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.38.33</image:title><image:caption>Source: linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-36-56.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.36.56</image:title><image:caption>Source: linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-34-43.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.34.43</image:title><image:caption>Source: linguee.fr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-12-30-51.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 12.30.51</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-05T12:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/02/imperfect-verbs-and-sushi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-04-09-33-45.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-04 09.33.45</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2015-11-16-19-21-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-11-16 19.21.21</image:title><image:caption>A rather unusual sushi dinner from a recent visit to Japan.  If you look closely at the fish that still has its head and tail attached, you'll see that the rest of the flesh has been removed, leaving only an almost paper-thin body surrounding the spinal column in between the cranial and caudal ends.  Picture source: me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-04T16:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2016/01/02/compound-tense-poverty-stimuls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/verb-tenses-revised.jpg</image:loc><image:title>verb-tenses-revised</image:title><image:caption>
    As brilliant a schematization of compound tenses as any I have ever seen. Picture source: https://nycann.wordpress.com/tag/compound-tenses/.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screenshot-2016-01-02-12-28-05.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2016-01-02 12.28.05</image:title><image:caption>As brilliant a schematization of compound tenses as any I have ever seen.  Picture source: https://nycann.wordpress.com/tag/compound-tenses/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-03T14:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/06/03/zipfs-law-strikes-again/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-02T20:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/31/duquel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-31-00-11-40.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-31 00.11.40</image:title><image:caption>"Pretending to not recognize the toxic people from whom I have drawn away when I run across them in the street.  #Resolution2016"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-31-00-09-51.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-31 00.09.51</image:title><image:caption>"Grand values in the name of which we are at war against Daesh, if I remember correctly."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-31-00-02-17.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-31 00.02.17</image:title><image:caption>"Liberty, equality, education...Themes about which to think."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-30-23-54-50.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-30 23.54.50</image:title><image:caption>"Everything depends on which ones we're talking about."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-30-23-52-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-30 23.52.23</image:title><image:caption>"The message of John Lennon: no religion in the name of which you are ready to kill or ready to die."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-30-23-49-49.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-30 23.49.49</image:title><image:caption>"Yeah, it's cool to find a person who you don't get tired of, but if she gets tired of you, it's hard."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-30-23-46-22.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-30 23.46.22</image:title><image:caption>"A passenger on the Air France flight on board which a suspicious object was discovered has been remanded to custody."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-30-23-44-06.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-30 23.44.06</image:title><image:caption>"There are too many Killians in this world--damn, I never know which one we're talking about."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-02T17:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/30/auxquels/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-31T15:43:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/29/rhps-paris-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denton.png</image:loc><image:title>denton</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://www.shawnhalldesign.com/denton-billboard/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-12T20:45:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/27/worst-thing/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-26T21:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/26/bears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-26-12-56-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-26 12.56.36</image:title><image:caption>Les deux oursons, "The two bear cubs," a tux/party dress rental store near the apartment that I rent when I'm in Paris.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-27T09:06:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/25/mostly-failures/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-25T08:19:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/24/rentrez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-24-12-09-01.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-24 12.09.01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-24-12-07-16.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-24 12.07.16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-24-12-06-13.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-24 12.06.13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-23-20-39-05.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-23 20.39.05</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-06-12-41-39.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-06 12.41.39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-06-12-40-29.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-06 12.40.29</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-06-12-32-35.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-06 12.32.35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-06-12-30-59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-06 12.30.59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-06-12-24-32.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-06 12.24.32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-06-12-23-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-06 12.23.10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-24T11:11:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/24/not-created-equal/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-24T09:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/23/loss-of-citizenship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-23-10-24-25.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-23 10.24.25</image:title><image:caption>Screen shot from this State Department web page: http://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/legal-considerations/us-citizenship-laws-policies/citizenship-and-dual-nationality.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-24T08:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/21/how-to-sound-french-winter-2015-edition/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-29T17:16:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/22/museum-of-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-21-14-14-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-21 14.14.08</image:title><image:caption>La mâchoire: jawbone, jaw.  Photo source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-21-14-15-00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-21 14.15.00</image:title><image:caption>La proie: prey.  Photo source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-21-14-21-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-21 14.21.49</image:title><image:caption>L'essor (n.m.): rise, development.  In a literary sense: flight.  Photo source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-21-14-20-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-21 14.20.38</image:title><image:caption>There's a nice exhibit of wax anatomy models going back to the 1700s.  La cire: wax.  Photo source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_3295.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>img_3295</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-22T21:59:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/17/things-we-think/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-17-06-22-27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-17 06.22.27</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screen shot from urbandictionary.com.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-25T09:37:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/20/the-smells-of-france-whats-missing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-19-10-57-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-19 10.57.09</image:title><image:caption>A flûte.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-18-09-49-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-18 09.49.41</image:title><image:caption>A bâtard "court" (short).  Coffee cup included to give an idea of the size.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T07:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/16/smells-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-14-16-18-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-14 16.18.31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-14-16-18-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-14 16.18.32</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-16T20:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/15/the-smells-of-france-scorched-rubber/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-02-10-12-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-02 10.12.53</image:title><image:caption>A plaque on the wall of the metro station by my house explaining the phenomenon of the aerial stations in Paris.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T14:48:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/12/ner-for-qa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nuage-wordle.png</image:loc><image:title>nuage-wordle</image:title><image:caption>A "word cloud" showing named entities.  Picture source: http://www.tal.univ-paris3.fr/plurital/travaux-2009-2010/bao-2009-2010/MarjorieSeizou-AxelCourt/webservices.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-12T11:17:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/30/peace-and-green-shifts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-30-15-06-06.png</image:loc><image:title>2015-11-30 15.06.06</image:title><image:caption>Screenshot of BFM TV's iPhone news app today.  Source: my phone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-12T10:17:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/11/hes-an-adult/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-02-11-14-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-02 11.14.28</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-11T06:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/09/faire-barrage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screenshot-2015-12-09-07-27-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-12-09 07.27.24</image:title><image:caption>"If the left and the right don't manage to get along in order to obstruct the extreme right, there will be reason to lose hope in our politicians."  Picture source: Twitter screenshot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-09T06:36:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/08/trump-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-08T19:48:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/07/the-morning-after/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/reste-tranquille-et-nique-les-juif-frecc80re.png</image:loc><image:title>reste-tranquille-et-nique-les-juif-frère</image:title><image:caption>"Keep calm and fuck the Jews, brother."  Picture source: https://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/reste-tranquille-et-nique-les-juif-fr%C3%A8re/.  You can order t-shirts, coffee mugs, and even a keyring.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-08T15:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/07/adorableness-of-little-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/french-children-dont-throw-food1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French children dont throw food</image:title><image:caption>"French children don't throw food," by Pamela Druckerman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/french-children-dont-throw-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French children dont throw food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-07T10:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/05/pda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/doisneau_kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doisneau_kiss</image:title><image:caption>Robert Doisneau's famous photograph "The kiss by the Hôtel de Ville."  It was staged--as Doisneau said, "I would have never dared to photograph people like that. Lovers kissing in the street, those couples are rarely legitimate.”  Picture and quote source: https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/le-baiser-de-lhotel-de-ville/.

 </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-06T18:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/05/no-theorbo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/theorbo-ref.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Theorbo-ref</image:title><image:caption>A theorbo.  Picture source: "Given by Cezar MAteus (the author of the instrument) expressly for Wiki"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-05T15:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/04/defy-and-define-the-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/black.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black</image:title><image:caption>What it looks like outside my office window right now.  Picture source: http://www.ledr.com/colours/black.htm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-05T15:16:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/03/lime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2015-12-02-20-04-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-12-02 20.04.14</image:title><image:caption>A nail file.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T10:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/03/a-special-kind-of-sin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/starbucks-terminology.png</image:loc><image:title>Starbucks terminology</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: https://memecrunch.com/meme/BWHY/no-venti-is-20-large-is-large-in-fact-tall-is-large-and-grande-is-spanish-for-large-venti-is-the-only-one-that-doesn-t-mean-large-it-s-also-the-only-one-that-is-italian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T00:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/12/01/paris-two-weeks-after-the-attacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/eyelash_curlers_6m9t5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eyelash_curlers_6m9t5</image:title><image:caption>Eyelash curlers in action.  They were notoriously subject to confiscation by the newly-formed TSA after 9/11.  Picture source: http://www.beautyramp.com/10-user-friendly-eyelash-curlers.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T00:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/28/whats-making-us-sound-stupid-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/say-tray-sheek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>say tray sheek</image:title><image:caption>"Carine says, 'thinking: c'est très chic.'  Picture source: https://www.pinterest.com/coffee_fiend/finishing-french-a-scavenger-hunt/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-01T07:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/27/my-niece-is-puce-but-she-is-not-purple/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-27T20:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/26/the-author-declares-no-competing-interests/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screenshot-2015-11-25-18-26-18.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-11-25 18.26.18</image:title><image:caption>The "no competing interests" statement from a paper that I submitted the other day.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-27T07:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/23/aircraft-carriers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-23-07-44-21.png</image:loc><image:title>2015-11-23 07.44.21</image:title><image:caption>Screen source from the BFMTV iPhone app.  Picture source: me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/british-ship-falklands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>british ship falklands</image:title><image:caption>The HMS Coventry takes a missile during the 1982 Falklands war between the United Kingdom and Argentina.  Picture source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146731/Miranda-Harts-father-relives-terrifying-Falklands-ordeal-30-years-ship-HMS-Coventry-sank-war.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-24T07:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/22/attacking-the-entrenched/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/saint-denis-notre-dame1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saint denis notre-dame</image:title><image:caption>A photo of Saint Denis, one of the patron saints of Paris, on the south wall of Notre Dame.  You might recognize this view: it's the picture at the top of my blog.   Picture source: http://ivarfjeld.com/2013/05/08/the-patron-saint-of-paris-carried-his-head-six-miles/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/saint-denis-notre-dame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saint denis notre-dame</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T02:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/22/songbirds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/syrinx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Syrinx</image:title><image:caption>The syrinx: the organ that birds use to sing.  

Schematic drawing of an avian syrinx, from Wikipedia.  
1: last free cartilaginous tracheal ring, 2: tympanum, 3: first group of syringeal rings, 4: pessulus, 5: membrana tympaniformis lateralis, 6: membrana tympaniformis medialis, 7: second group of syringeal rings, 8: main bronchus, 9: bronchial cartilage  (Page source: See page for author [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html), CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/) or CC BY-SA 2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5-2.0-1.0)], via Wikimedia Commons)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-22T15:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/20/international-flight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/belkin-power-strip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belkin power strip</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0015DYMVO</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/grid-organizer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grid organizer</image:title><image:caption>A grid organizer.  (Picture source: Amazon.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-24T06:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/20/for-judo-is-just-another-way-to-say-short/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-21T18:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/19/answer-factoid-question/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-19T17:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/18/whats-making-us-cry-today/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-18T12:01:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/17/over-150-police-raids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-16-16-49-31.png</image:loc><image:title>2015-11-16 16.49.31</image:title><image:caption>PIcture source: screen shot of my cell phone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-18T05:34:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/15/one-extra-step-this-time/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-15T18:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/13/im-fine-as-are-my-friends-in-paris/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-14T18:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/12/um/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/peplum-dress-celebrities-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peplum-dress-celebrities-2012</image:title><image:caption>Peplums.  Picture source: http://heartsandpurses.blogspot.com/2015/01/peplum.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-22T11:16:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/11/to-the-store-went-curious-george-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-11T04:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/09/calling-questioning-into-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/question_mark_tattoo_8b1.png</image:loc><image:title>question_mark_tattoo_8b1</image:title><image:caption>It bothers me that this isn't the most disturbing tattoo I've ever heard of.  Picture source: http://dandygoat.com/have-you-seen-anyone-with-a-huge-question-mark-tattoo-on-their-face-heres-what-its-about</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-09T05:51:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/08/dont-bother-asking-your-computer-why-just-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screenshot-2015-11-08-00-07-59.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-11-08 00.07.59</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: screenshot of Google results.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-09T05:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/06/jeb-jab/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jeb-bush-france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeb-bush-france</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: article.wn.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-09T05:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/06/why-ask-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/why-god-why1.gif</image:loc><image:title>why-god-why1</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: http://michigan.247sports.com/ImageUrl/1180443?View=Detailed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T19:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/05/can-computers-process-language-any-better-than-humans-probably-not/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-06T17:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/03/resources-for-learning-french-one-thing-in-a-french-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screenshot-2015-11-02-11-26-26.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-11-02 11.26.26</image:title><image:caption>From the home page of the "One thing in a French day" web site, a good resource for intermediate students of French.  Picture source: screenshot of http://onethinginafrenchday.podbean.com/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-04T23:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/04/bucher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/montsegur-bucher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>montsegur-bucher</image:title><image:caption>Cathars being burnt alive at Montségur.  Picture source: http://vivre-au-moyen-age.over-blog.com/article-13095618.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T15:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/03/the-french-dont-hate-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/france-amerique-17665-19425-medium2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>France-Amerique 17665-19425.medium2</image:title><image:caption>A cover of France-Amérique, a magazine for French lovers of America.  The title of the cover story is "The American heart: an investigation of philanthropy."   Picture source: france-amerique.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-04T13:46:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/01/dispositive-dispositif/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cvt_quest-ce-quun-dispositif-_6590.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>CVT_Quest-ce-quun-dispositif-_6590</image:title><image:caption>The title of the book means "what is a dispositif?"  Read this post and you'll see why it strikes me as funny.  Picture source: cover of the book by Giorgio Agamben.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-02T00:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/11/01/the-term-for-term-is-terme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/evier-cuisine-terminologie-piece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evier-cuisine-terminologie-piece</image:title><image:caption>The technical terminology of kitchen sinks.  Picture source: http://www.homeblog.link/tag/kitchen-sink-components</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-01T12:36:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/29/politic-worm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ministry-of-foreign-affairs-550x424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ministry-of-Foreign-Affairs-550x424</image:title><image:caption>The French Ministry of Foreign Affairs, usually known by its nickname, the Quai d'Orsay.  Picture source: this blog, which has a nice post about the building.  http://davidplusworld.com/french-ministry-foreign-affairs/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-30T14:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/28/cut-to-cat-puking-on-floor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-27-20-20-31.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-10-27 20.20.31</image:title><image:caption>"Having a cat."  Picture source: screen shot of Norman's video.  https://youtu.be/fQO2Opzvyeg?list=RDfQO2Opzvyeg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-29T02:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/27/oblique-strikes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/map_of_the_schengen_area-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>Map_of_the_Schengen_Area.svg</image:title><image:caption>Map of the Schengen Area.  Countries in blue are already members, and countries in orange will be joining.  Photo source: "Map of the Schengen Area" by Rob984 - Derived from File:Schengen Area.svg. Licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0 via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Map_of_the_Schengen_Area.svg#/media/File:Map_of_the_Schengen_Area.svg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-27T19:39:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/27/says/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-27T19:38:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/26/oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/keep-calm-and-love-phonetics.png</image:loc><image:title>keep-calm-and-love-phonetics</image:title><image:caption>Photo source: http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-love-phonetics/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-27T19:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/25/alice-in-zipfs-law-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-25-15-58-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-10-25 15.58.11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-26T14:25:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/24/i-love-a-good-monosyllable-ii-voile/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-25T21:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/23/the-ambiguity-of-blackberries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/330px-ripe_ripening_and_green_blackberries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>330px-Ripe,_ripening,_and_green_blackberries</image:title><image:caption>Ripe, ripening, and unripe blackberries.  Photo source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ripe,_ripening,_and_green_blackberries.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T00:01:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/21/dancing-with-gogos-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-21T05:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/20/police-anarchists-and-windows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/police-demonstration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Police demonstration</image:title><image:caption>Police demonstrating in Paris, October 14, 2015.  Photo by Michel Euler.  Photo source: https://sg.news.yahoo.com/photos/thousand-french-police-officers-gathering-next-french-justice-photo-111136198.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T11:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/15/postmodernism-burkina-faso-and-dissolving-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/coca-dissoudre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coca dissoudre</image:title><image:caption>"Can Coke dissolve things?"  Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68lhTEFp3qw</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-25T14:42:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/15/a-magot-is-not-a-maggot/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-19T16:35:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/06/irregular-ir-class-verbs-or-why-im-not-losing-weight/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-15T21:34:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/02/3ppl-ir-verbs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tuileries_gardenview.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The Tuileries Garden today.  Source: "Tuileries gardenview" by User:Munford - Own work (Taken by me). Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tuileries_gardenview.jpg#/media/File:Tuileries_gardenview.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-15T21:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/12/zipfs-law-in-the-context-of-getting-screamed-at-by-a-taxi-driver/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-12T13:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/12/funny-you-dont-look/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/decc81panneur-bonheur-ext01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dépanneur Bonheur Ext01</image:title><image:caption>A Quebecois convenience store.  Picture source: http://www.promenadeshm.ca/fr/commerces/c/depanneur.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/funny-you-dont-look.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny you dont look</image:title><image:caption>Picture source: thejumpingfrog.com.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-12T07:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/11/francophone-bookstores-montreal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-11-16-49-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-10-11 16.49.40</image:title><image:caption>The Kahwa Café, in the Plateau district of Montreal.  Picture by me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/port-de-tete.jpg</image:loc><image:title>port-de-tete</image:title><image:caption>Le port de tête: the way you hold your head.  Picture source: http://www.mesacosan.com/conseil-en-image-femme/comment-etre-elegante-avec-un-joli-port-de-tete-a2183.html.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-11T23:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/07/nuage-neige/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cloudy-montreal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cloudy Montreal</image:title><image:caption>Clouds over Montreal.  Picture from http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/60752208.jpg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-11T19:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/10/09/flashing-nibbling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/feu-clignotant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feu clignotant</image:title><image:caption>"Complete stop on flashing red."  Picture source: http://www.gazetteinfo.fr/2012/09/04/tramway-de-dijon-signifient-les/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-09T03:21:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/28/dancing-with-puzzled-half-lame-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-28-12-31-42.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-28 12.31.42</image:title><image:caption>Val Resia in Italy, near the Slovenian border.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-28T22:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/28/i-love-a-good-monosyllable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-25-16-40-271.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-09-25 16.40.27</image:title><image:caption>A picture that I took in a locksmith shop that I happened to wander into the other day. Incidentally, a recent poll revealed a broad consensus that the most difficult French word for Americans to pronounce is "locksmith shop:" serrurerie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-25-16-40-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-09-25 16.40.27</image:title><image:caption>A picture that I took in a locksmith shop that I happened to wander into the other day.  Incidentally, a recent poll revealed a broad consensus that the most difficult French word for Americans to pronounce is "locksmith shop:" serrurerie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rosace_cathedrale_strasbourg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rosace_cathedrale_strasbourg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-28T16:27:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/26/where-is-oregon-and-what-were-the-french-doing-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pacific-northwest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pacific Northwest</image:title><image:caption>The Pacific Northwest.  It includes parts of Northern California, Washingto State, Idaho, and Canada.  Map from http://www.city-data.com/forum/general-u-s/623470-my-map-pacific-northwest.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/namgis_native_american-_thunderbird_transformation_mask_19th_century.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Namgis_(Native_American)._Thunderbird_Transformation_Mask,_19th_century</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-26T05:10:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/25/i-admit-to-having-watched-san-andreas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/san_andreas_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>San_Andreas_poster</image:title><image:caption>Advertising poster for the movie "San Andreas."  Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:San_Andreas_poster.jpg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-25T00:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/21/biohackathon-2015/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/zebrafish_embryos.png</image:loc><image:title>Zebrafish_embryos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-21T09:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/18/plague-in-madagascar/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-19T21:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/17/sometimes-having-an-accent-is-not-a-bad-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nagasaki_city_view_from_hamahira01s3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Nagasaki, Japan.  Photo source: Wikipedia, ""Nagasaki City view from Hamahira01s3" by 663highland - Own work. Licensed under CC BY 2.5 via Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nagasaki_City_view_from_Hamahira01s3.jpg#/media/File:Nagasaki_City_view_from_Hamahira01s3.jpg"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-17-10-32-47.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-17 10.32.47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-17-10-34-04.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-17 10.34.04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-17-10-34-28.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-17 10.34.28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screenshot-2015-09-17-10-38-48.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-09-17 10.38.48</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-19T20:56:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/10/resources-for-learning-french-learn-french-with-pascal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/me3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me3</image:title><image:caption>Pascal, of the YouTube Learn French With Pascal channel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-22T16:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/09/unusual-bars-of-paris/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T02:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/09/06/verbs-of-returning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rentrer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rentrer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T21:01:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/28/parisian-waiter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/un-cafe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>un cafe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-21T08:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/21/the-dalf-i-find-myself-in-the-same-position-as-a-3rd-grade-immigrant-student/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-26-22-34-48.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-26 22.34.48</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-26-22-32-54.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-08-26 22.32.54</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2014-09-25-13-46-15.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2014-09-25 13.46.15</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-27T04:41:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/24/regression-models-in-french-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mixed-effects-model.png</image:loc><image:title>mixed effects model</image:title><image:caption>A linear mixed effects regression model of some data on intonation from Bodo Winter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T18:25:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/24/chocolate-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/00720-2t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00720-2T</image:title><image:caption>Old poster advertising a French brand of chocolate.  Photo from http://www.postercorner.com/Culinary-Chocolate-Palhasson-Vintage-Poster-Print-p/00720.htm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/buche-de-noel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buche de noel</image:title><image:caption>Bûche de Noël.  Photo from http://blog.lamadeleine.com/2013/12/23/yule-love-it-the-history-of-buche-de-noel/.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T16:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/16/language-courses/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-18T18:19:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/08/15/regression-models-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen_shot_2013-04-19_at_94500_am1366379109220.png</image:loc><image:title>screen_shot_2013-04-19_at_94500_am1366379109220</image:title><image:caption>The relationship between age and the percentage of correctly formed past tense verbs.  From https://www.studyblue.com/notes/note/n/cognition/deck/10754142.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/f1withline.png</image:loc><image:title>f1withline</image:title><image:caption>A regression line predicting female first formant frequencies from male formant frequencies, for speakers of several languages.  Data from </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/f1regression.png</image:loc><image:title>f1regression</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T18:26:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/07/27/excuse-me-you-can-speak-english-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nanluogu_xiang_6230757826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nanluogu_Xiang_(6230757826)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hutong_jiemen_snowyowls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hutong_Jiemen_(Snowyowls)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hutong_jiemen_snowyowls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hutong_Jiemen_(Snowyowls)</image:title><image:caption>The entrance to a siheyuan residence in a hutong.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T06:09:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/07/12/let-go-drop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-18-20-32.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 18.20.32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-17-42-22.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 17.42.22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-17-31-55.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 17.31.55</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-17-12-09.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 17.12.09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-17-09-09.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 17.09.09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-16-35-26.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 16.35.26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-12-16-24-27.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-12 16.24.27</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-17T18:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/07/11/how-to-sound-french-in-the-summer-of-2015/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-11T09:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/29/running-into-someone-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/croiser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>croiser</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T08:08:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/07/01/fort-chaleur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screenshot-2015-07-02-09-20-16.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-07-02 09.20.16</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T07:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/30/864/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bambi.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bambi</image:title><image:caption>Bambi.  The text at the top reads "Bambi, tell me your story again."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-01T04:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/28/what-not-to-do-in-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-06-28-21-04-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-06-28 21.04.23</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T11:31:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/28/stereotypes-about-the-french-in-french/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-28T20:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/28/tea-for-tu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-06-28-19-45-42.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-06-28 19.45.42</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tu_vous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tu_vous</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-28T02:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/04/hawaiian-shirts-turn-out-not-to-be-the-way-to-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-06-22-19-50-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-06-22 19.50.43</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-22T20:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/07/charity-and-leather-goods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-06-06-15-09-00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2015-06-06 15.09.00</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-07T10:15:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/05/lee-kuan-yew/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-05T20:35:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/05/697/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-05T20:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/05/my-apartment-reeks-of-camembert-and-paint-fumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poilu_camembert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poilu_camembert</image:title><image:caption>Camembert is sold in wooden boxes.  Here is one with a picture of a poilu, or French soldier from World War I, on the lid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-11T22:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/04/or-even-read-my-own-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-06-04-15-00-25.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-06-04 15.00.25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-06-04-14-58-47.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-06-04 14.58.47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screenshot-2015-06-04-14-57-52.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-06-04 14.57.52</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-05T06:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/06/02/dont-be-shy-ask-your-parisian-taxi-driver-about-uber/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/taxi-parisien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taxi-parisien</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T15:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/05/23/first-attempts-might-be-tentative-but-second-attempts-less-so/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-23T00:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/05/16/not-science-but-not-claiming-to-be-my-first-reviews-in-french/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-16T20:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/12/08/vignettes/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-07T20:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/05/07/zipfs-law-the-poisson-distribution-and-sarkozys-legal-troubles-mettre-en-examen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/2015-05-07-05-21-23.png</image:loc><image:title>2015-05-07 05.21.23</image:title><image:caption>Sarkozy's legal troubles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T20:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/06/plus-de-francais-mais-plus-de-fautes-more-french-but-no-more-errors/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-07T19:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/05/05/apparently-i-speak-french-like-a-spanish-cow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vivaespagnol5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vivaespagnol5</image:title><image:caption>This cow is advertising a web site, which she says will teach you "to speak Spanish better...than me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jamaisimages.png</image:loc><image:title>jamaisimages</image:title><image:caption>This cow is asking, "is no one wondering how well French cows speak Spanish?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vache_espagnole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vache_espagnole</image:title><image:caption>This is probably the best of the "Spanish cow" pictures.  The cow is saying "au lait," which means something like "with milk" in French, and, crucially, is pronounced the same as "olé!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-05T01:01:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/29/visiting-denver-for-naacl2015/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20090130__mustangp1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20090130__MUSTANG~p1_400</image:title><image:caption>The Demon Horse at the Denver airport.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T16:13:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/22/when-carrying-a-backpack-is-like-being-kidnapped/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-22T13:57:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/22/les-shebab/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-22T10:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/13/maslows-hierarchy-of-americans-on-airplanes/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-13T13:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/09/hunger-games-versus-camus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/etranger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>etranger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-09T18:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/04/07/ces-bottes-sont-faites-pour-marcher-buying-flowers-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screenshot-2015-04-07-10-01-38.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-04-07 10.01.38</image:title><image:caption>"These boots are made for walking," from the recording by Michèle O.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-07T08:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/03/20/colorado-sun/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-20T20:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/03/19/interpellations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/500px-bardo_museum_-_carthage_room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>500px-Bardo_Museum_-_Carthage_room</image:title><image:caption>The Bardo Museum in Tunis, site of yesterday's terrorist attack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-19T15:03:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/01/12/how-to-figure-out-whether-your-data-can-be-described-by-zipfs-law-or-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/vnsr.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>vnsr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T03:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2015/01/11/charlie-hebdo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screenshot-2015-01-10-20-17-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2015-01-10 20.17.23</image:title><image:caption>Sign distributed by email for printing out and carrying at the demonstration to protest the murders of the Charlie Hebdo journalists and policemen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-11T03:39:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/12/20/a-typical-saturday-morning-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2014-12-20-12-29-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-12-20 12.29.59</image:title><image:caption>Most things in France can be described with respect to how they are "in theory" and "in practice."  In theory, the small apartment that I rent is super-cute.  In practice, it is usually draped with drying laundry.  Here is my kitchen--the sheets are draped all over the bathroom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-20T11:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/12/13/vignettes-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2014-11-30-17-16-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-11-30 17.16.59</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-13T13:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/12/03/switched-at-birth-no-really/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-03T21:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/12/03/all-in-a-days-work/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-03T20:43:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/12/02/proof-of-address/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hsbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hsbc</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-02T19:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/11/30/wandering-the-neighborhood-at-night-but-totally-staying-out-of-trouble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-29-19-02-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-11-29 19.02.38</image:title><image:caption>You can't read the caption, but it says "special machine for couettes."  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-29-19-02-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-11-29 19.02.54</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-29-19-30-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-11-29 19.30.09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-29-19-30-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-11-29 19.30.19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-29-19-30-28-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-11-29 19.30.28-1</image:title><image:caption>You've gotta love a country where the news kiosk by the taxi stop advertises a philosophy magazine, right?  "Subir" has a bunch meanings related to suffering (probably the intended sense in a philosophy magazine), putting up with, dealing with, undergoing, and enduring.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-30T19:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/06/02/judo-in-france-dojo-shiseikan/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-29T17:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/11/29/why-supporting-traditional-french-shopping-is-in-your-own-best-interest/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-29T12:11:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/08/18/the-limsi-iles-web-page-and-the-greatest-french-word-ever/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-23T17:36:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/10/15/a-flaw-named-poodle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screenshot-2014-10-15-06-49-19.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2014-10-15 06.49.19</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T17:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/10/17/reviewing-in-french/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-18T01:59:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/10/13/556/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-13T11:18:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/10/06/the-ethics-of-crowdsourcing-for-linguistic-resource-construction-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screenshot-2014-10-06-11-34-33.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2014-10-06 11.34.33</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T14:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/06/06/in-france-even-dogs-understand-french-better-than-i-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/icanhazcheezburger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icanhazcheezburger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T14:12:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/10/06/les-sous-langages-sublanguages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lexical.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lexical</image:title><image:caption>The lines represent growth in the number of word types as increasing numbers of tokens are observed.  The blue line (BNRC) is unrestricted Bulgarian text.  The red line (epicrises) is Bulgarian clinical documents.  The clinical documents show lexical constraints--for a given number of tokens, the number of word types is much smaller, and tends toward finiteness.
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13.50.10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T20:36:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/08/09/it-is-a-stain-on-americas-honor/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-09T15:16:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://zipfslaw.org/2014/07/19/the-many-ways-to-spell-kevin-in-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://zipfslaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-08-11-05-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-06-08 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