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Zipf's Law 
Ha, ha! A harrowing experience indeed, for both the French and the tourist!
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I’m not sure you’ve been clear here. Something about a car. Paris. Right. I’ll rush right out and rent one. Thanks.
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Come on man, don’t play your American ! Paris is still a place where some aspects of civilisation survive, if you know how they work – and when they’re out of tune . If you can catch the theme you’re fine – and you can even have remnants of fun .
Honestly, you are a traveler . What would you say about renting a car in India, or even in Cairo ?! And probably some other places I never saw . Have you witnessed traffic in Russia ? Ha ha this is what I call sport, an adventure, Russian roulette for real . What are you telling about Paris, you Midwest tractor driver ?
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Dude, I don’t even rent a car in my natal village anymore…
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You guys. Just book a spot at the next open mic night, right?
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I can lend you Franck … he’s a SEAT Ibiza, only 11 years old, only 182k (miles) on the clock, bright yellow, not scared of Paris, docile – really so much better 😉
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Franck is not a suitable name for an Andalousian .
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He’s an adopted Frenchman… Cantalien in fact 😉
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Moreover everybody know Seat Ibizas are females .
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No car is female when I drive it 🙂
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